HHO 10 Commandments

[Sussexbythesea]

Thou shalt get enraged about something that in real lifeth thou would not even notice or at worst ignoreth because thou hast drunk copious red wine ist tired and should have retired to thou bed earlier.

 

[MiJodsR2BlinkinTite]

Thou shalt have no other gods except TFC and he/she only shalt thou serve ....

Thou shalt not utter from thy mouth blasphemy in thought word or deed against the said TFC upon peril of thy life and being taken outside of the camp and beaten with wet luttuce leaves

Thou shalt not admit, if thou be'est an adult, to riding a pony

Thou shalt not offer clues, hints, subtle or otherwise, about any hanky panky or Goings On concerning thy friend, neighbour, yard sharer, or any other HHO member, even if the said hanky panky is well known about and actually true and everyone else is dying to know about it and/or ascertain its truthfulness

Thou shalt not under pain of death allow thy finger to slip on the keyboard and every word thou utterest shalt be in degree level Queens English and not posted in the colloquial language of the common plebian; and especially thou shalt not allude to rudeness or vulgarity in any shape way or form particularly the F word upon pain of being banned from the forum and cast into everlasting darkness

Thou shalt not admit to taking the dreaded whip to any beast especially thy horse; instead preferring a Parelli magic wand and remembering that a soft answer turneth away wrath

 

[ChesnutsRoasting]

1 Thou shalt not post whilst under the influence of alcohol..........I'm going straight to Hell...............

 

[Gingersmum]

putteth to sleep.

This ^^
LOL

 

[ElphabaFae]

Thou shall not whisper to horses...

Thou shall not own any sort of 'vegetable stick' carrot or otherwsie

 

[LeneHorse]

Thou shalt not deploy the gift of irony as other members shalt misunderstand your humorous intentions and castigate you as a troll

(This thread cheered up a rubbish day - thanks everyone)

 

[Supertrooper]

Loving this thread, has made me laugh alot!!

 

[Paddy Irish]

Just love a girl on girl mud wrestling contest

Easy tiger - thou shalt not incite bitchyness and mud slinging between members - unless one puts on tin hat and gives fair warning to others..

 

[abercrombie&titch]

Thou shall ne'er admit to riding thy horse in anything more than a loose ring french link hollow mouth happy mouth snaffle (more preferably thou shall divinely infer to thy horse the direction and speed thou desirest to travel)

Thou shall absolutely ne'er admit to having anything to do with the 'veterinary profession' as this instantly deems thou to be a money grabbing heretic and infidel.

 

[The Original Kao]

Thou shall bring popcorn to the more heated threads

 

[Echo Bravo]

Come the 1st of Jan 2012, you will forget all this and go back to being normal, except for the popcorn(toffee DOH)

 

[Moomin1]

Thou shalt get enraged about something that in real lifeth thou would not even notice or at worst ignoreth because thou hast drunk copious red wine ist tired and should have retired to thou bed earlier.

Brilliant!!!!

That nearly made me choke on my wine....

 

[Beausmate]

Thou shalt not post pics of thy horse's pestilence, lest a plague of 'experts' descend upon thee.

 

[Fii]

Thou shall bring popcorn to the more heated threads

Thou must NOT bring popcorn, cumfy seats, or tin hats to threads, lest thou be accused of stirring,.
Thou also must not bring sharp sticks to said threads, unless thou is wearing a tin hat!

 

[Mancha]

Thou shalt not admit to owning a horse that wears SHOES!

 

[Renvers]

Thou shalt always ensure your posts have both correct spelling and grammar; lest you face the wrath of the pedants

 

[MiJodsR2BlinkinTite]

Thou shall ne'er admit to riding thy horse in anything more than a loose ring french link hollow mouth happy mouth snaffle (more preferably thou shall divinely infer to thy horse the direction and speed thou desirest to travel)

Thou shall absolutely ne'er admit to having anything to do with the 'veterinary profession' as this instantly deems thou to be a money grabbing heretic and infidel.

(more preferably thou shall divinely infer to thy horse the direction and speed thou desirest to travel)

LOL, love this!!!

 

[Katikins]

Thou shalt never admit to owning a dog with 'poo' in the name - unless its a poodle!

Thou shalt not admit to using a pessoa... ever!

Thou shouldst only breed thy's mare if its ancestry dates back to the original arabs... and provide proof on paper of every generation.

 

[muffinmunsh]

Thou shalt not mention te D word under any circumstances ... Whether it is pro or con ....


Drawreins

 

[CeeBee]

Thou shalt not proffer advice to fellow member with problem horse without askething if said horse has hadeth saddle, back and teeth checkethed first

 

[bluewhippet]

Thou shalt not buy an Andalusian and admiteth to being a Novice for surely thy will be struck down and endeth up with a lunatic that should be putteth to sleep.

Thou shalt not buy a foal for thou shalt surely ruineth it.
oops!

Or a Welsh Sec D or an Arab

 

[KVH]

These are fantastic

 

[PooJay]

Thou shalt ne'r disagree with "the clique" or ye shall risk forever damnation!!!!

(or at the very least have your intelligence questioned and mocked in order for said party to discount your integrity)

 

[Lady La La]

Or a Welsh Sec D or an Arab

Or a TB...

 

[lillith]

I hope this hasn't already been done

Thou shalt not run together the names of the two breeds that make up your cross bred horse/dog and call it a 'Pure Bred X' where X is - cockerpoo, puggle, morab, araloosa or any other variation on the ridiculousness.

 

[Penny Less]

Thou shalt not lie in thy pit on Christmas morning, but shall arise and taketh thy neds
their sparkly pink new tack/rugs

 

[jaquelin]

Thou shalt not admit to wearing a chest protector whilst hunting, especially on the "Hunting" Forum

 

[HashRouge]

Thou shalt not covert Colleen_Miss_Toms signature and create a pool of drool on ones keyboard

Change that to: Thou shall covert Colleen_Miss_Toms signature because it is a heinous crime not to worship at the altar of Jensen Ackles