HHO 10 Commandments

Thou shalt get enraged about something that in real lifeth thou would not even notice or at worst ignoreth because thou hast drunk copious red wine ist tired and should have retired to thou bed earlier.
 
Thou shalt have no other gods except TFC and he/she only shalt thou serve ....

Thou shalt not utter from thy mouth blasphemy in thought word or deed against the said TFC upon peril of thy life and being taken outside of the camp and beaten with wet luttuce leaves

Thou shalt not admit, if thou be'est an adult, to riding a pony

Thou shalt not offer clues, hints, subtle or otherwise, about any hanky panky or Goings On concerning thy friend, neighbour, yard sharer, or any other HHO member, even if the said hanky panky is well known about and actually true and everyone else is dying to know about it and/or ascertain its truthfulness

Thou shalt not under pain of death allow thy finger to slip on the keyboard and every word thou utterest shalt be in degree level Queens English and not posted in the colloquial language of the common plebian; and especially thou shalt not allude to rudeness or vulgarity in any shape way or form particularly the F word upon pain of being banned from the forum and cast into everlasting darkness

Thou shalt not admit to taking the dreaded whip to any beast especially thy horse; instead preferring a Parelli magic wand and remembering that a soft answer turneth away wrath
 
Thou shalt not deploy the gift of irony as other members shalt misunderstand your humorous intentions and castigate you as a troll :)

(This thread cheered up a rubbish day - thanks everyone)
 
Thou shall ne'er admit to riding thy horse in anything more than a loose ring french link hollow mouth happy mouth snaffle (more preferably thou shall divinely infer to thy horse the direction and speed thou desirest to travel)

Thou shall absolutely ne'er admit to having anything to do with the 'veterinary profession' as this instantly deems thou to be a money grabbing heretic and infidel.
 
abercrombie&titch said:
Thou shall ne'er admit to riding thy horse in anything more than a loose ring french link hollow mouth happy mouth snaffle (more preferably thou shall divinely infer to thy horse the direction and speed thou desirest to travel)

Thou shall absolutely ne'er admit to having anything to do with the 'veterinary profession' as this instantly deems thou to be a money grabbing heretic and infidel.
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(more preferably thou shall divinely infer to thy horse the direction and speed thou desirest to travel)

LOL, love this!!! :)
 
Thou shalt never admit to owning a dog with 'poo' in the name - unless its a poodle!

Thou shalt not admit to using a pessoa... ever!

Thou shouldst only breed thy's mare if its ancestry dates back to the original arabs... and provide proof on paper of every generation.
 
Thou shalt not proffer advice to fellow member with problem horse without askething if said horse has hadeth saddle, back and teeth checkethed first
 
Thou shalt ne'r disagree with "the clique" or ye shall risk forever damnation!!!!

(or at the very least have your intelligence questioned and mocked in order for said party to discount your integrity)
 
I hope this hasn't already been done :)

Thou shalt not run together the names of the two breeds that make up your cross bred horse/dog and call it a 'Pure Bred X' where X is - cockerpoo, puggle, morab, araloosa or any other variation on the ridiculousness.
 
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