JM Where are you?

JM however has run screaming for the hills:eek:


Hugely over-run with slugs and snails as well,desparately in need of puppy dog`s tails to start up a production line.
 
Kate Sturgess said:
I have NO idea what you're on, but may I have some too, please? :D
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It's quite a common mistake, the flowers and plant of St John's wort - Hypericum Perforatum, and is also known as Tipton's Weed, Chase-devil, or Klamath weed.

It is generally used by herbalists for the treatment of depression.

However those out for a hack, will often wind what they think is a charlie about, especially in the summer months it is probably St John's wort which has an awful stink just like a charlie.

Perhaps I should clarify that it is the plant that stinks when trampled upon, perish the thought that one should trample on a charlie!
 
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Isn't St Johns Wort the one that can be used as a halucinagenic? Taken in vast enough quantities it can addle your brain can't it?

Or is it the one that ruins your liver?
 
Paddydou said:
Isn't St Johns Wort the one that can be used as a halucinagenic? Taken in vast enough quantities it can addle your brain can't it?

Or is it the one that ruins your liver?
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Absolulty wet myself!!!!!!!!!!! How very funny I just love the humour. You should have been on stage oh sorry not room with JM on their, it left 20 mins ago. Sarah

PS I'm back.
 
Simsar said:
OK where is everybody?? :)
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I'm here Miss! Please, Miss!

I have now dried out (again!) and am considering taking up snooker instead. It's warm, dry and you only need a bit of wood and some balls and Bob's your Auntie...

Oi! Stop sniggering at the back Swan Minor!
 
Sorry I am late Miss I had to do this pesky thing called work for a bit which made me miss the bus then I got on the number 23 thinking it was the right one only to discover that what I had been looking at was a lorrys number plate and not the local that turns up at 2:38 due to excessive smoking of St Johns Wort, Banana skins and mushrooms that I was told were perfectly edible and not at all worrysome in the least. Oh and the dog has eaten my home work. Terribly sorry Miss. Dunno where East Kent has gone but last saw her nipping behind the bike sheds with a devilish grin and a pack of cards... I saw an ace drop out of her sleve so she may be in a rather precarious position right now, lets hope it was match sticks or spare buttons on the tables eh! No really the dog did eat my home work...

Here is your red pen... Do I have to wear the dunces hat as well???

P.S. Good to have you back - you have been missed!

P.P.S. Can I beat Alec now? He does love it so...

P.P.P.S. Kate I have just two little words for you... Park Road
 
P.P.P.S. Kate I have just two little words for you... Park Road[/QUOTE said:
Ha! I laugh in the face of your Park Road and give you......


Kilburn. Beat that!

PS I ate your homework, so don't blame the dog:D
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Simsar said:
Katie S, how are ya. x
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:D Simsar! Hello! I'm fine now, thanks, but SOMEBODY gave me a stinky cold..... It wasn't you, was it? You know that feeling when your head doesn't feel like it belongs to you? One of those:(

*wipes nose on Simsar's sleeve*

Ooops! Sorry...:o

And did your blood tests come back ok?
 
Swamp fever! Oh no I'm so sorry. You are much better than me at keeping quiet all I done was moan as you know. How do you feel now on the mend?? Love and Hugs and all that *******s!
 
JM am missing you like mad now please say something, or even a blank message oh **** you can't do that on here! Something please.
 
Simsar said:
Swamp fever! Oh no I'm so sorry. You are much better than me at keeping quiet all I done was moan as you know. How do you feel now on the mend?? Love and Hugs and all that *******s!
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*gloomily* No. The bloods came back and it's strangles with Foot In Mouth complications.....

Ha! Back to JM again then!
 
Well JM is a funny beggar really. For all his faults when not there and scheming in public it does cause a rather great void in ones life.

KS - between us we shall start a revolution! but personally I am now gunning for Pascack Valley. Beat that if you can eh!!!

he may be seeing if this thread can get any bigger than his People in hunting need to be nicer one. That would really get the old boy smiling having a thread dedicated to hi swhereabouts being the biggest in the Hunting Forum!

JM Sets new Records reports Horse and Hound! Of course there would have to be a rather flattering picture in which he wears his Dennis the Menace jumper while trying to be Wheres Walley in the pub!

Poor Alec. We really should beat him up a little so he doesn't feel left out. Glad to see you Rosie, hope East Kent hasn't given up the will to live yet and will visit us again soon!
 
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