Most embarrassing thing your dog did whilst out for a walk?

She went for a massive s**t on the village bowles green. :eek: :mad: :(
Casually wandering round the park with the dog running about madly, pooh bag at the ready, keeping a beady eye on her, looked down at my phone for a second! When I looked back up I couldn't see her anywhere, untill I noticed the little hairy madam squatting right in the middle of the perfect, pristine, pride of the village bowles green!!!!
Worst thing was, because of all the delightful teens in the village climbing the fence or going through the gate, they've upped security and there's no way in....unless you're a nosey little terrier who can fit their body through any gap their head will fit through :rolleyes:
 
Saying how good my dog was regarding waiting to get to the field before she went for a poo..... then on que, she went, in the right place, but had 'toilet problems', got a bit stuck then came back to me while still going.... trail of poo exactly where everyone walks!! Grim, but animal ownership I guess!!!
Telling my OH I will walk his parents spaniel because I can clearly lead horses, a dog shouldn't be a problem, then the in-laws dog wanted to attack a fellow dog, and I struggled to hold one side of him! 'I am in control - promise'!!!!
 
A class of reception aged children were on a day trip to the local park, feeding the ducks. They threw all their bread into the pond... and my labradors immediately charged in and hoovered the lot up, whilst scattering every bird on the pond. Kids were crying - I was absolutely mortified!
 
sazzle44 said:
She went for a massive s**t on the village bowles green. :eek: :mad: :(
Casually wandering round the park with the dog running about madly, pooh bag at the ready, keeping a beady eye on her, looked down at my phone for a second! When I looked back up I couldn't see her anywhere, untill I noticed the little hairy madam squatting right in the middle of the perfect, pristine, pride of the village bowles green!!!!
Worst thing was, because of all the delightful teens in the village climbing the fence or going through the gate, they've upped security and there's no way in....unless you're a nosey little terrier who can fit their body through any gap their head will fit through :rolleyes:
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LMFAO..........did anyone see?
 
CAYLA said:
LMFAO..........did anyone see?
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YES! Luckily it was just another dog walker, not the bowles team, but still...
...worst thing though was the article in the village newsletter telling everyone what had happened and to be vigilant about people allowing their dogs to foul in such places....(thankfully they didn't know who it was!)
 
RuthnMeg said:
Saying how good my dog was regarding waiting to get to the field before she went for a poo..... then on que, she went, in the right place, but had 'toilet problems', got a bit stuck then came back to me while still going.... trail of poo exactly where everyone walks!! Grim, but animal ownership I guess!!!
Telling my OH I will walk his parents spaniel because I can clearly lead horses, a dog shouldn't be a problem, then the in-laws dog wanted to attack a fellow dog, and I struggled to hold one side of him! 'I am in control - promise'!!!!
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Lol, Im feeling less embarrassed by the minute..........sort of:o
 
Ignition said:
A class of reception aged children were on a day trip to the local park, feeding the ducks. They threw all their bread into the pond... and my labradors immediately charged in and hoovered the lot up, whilst scattering every bird on the pond. Kids were crying - I was absolutely mortified!
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Now that is hilarious....I wanted to be there:D:D
 
Ignition said:
A class of reception aged children were on a day trip to the local park, feeding the ducks. They threw all their bread into the pond... and my labradors immediately charged in and hoovered the lot up, whilst scattering every bird on the pond. Kids were crying - I was absolutely mortified!
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Love it! My kelpie got into a hamper at a point to point and ate a dozen quail eggs! I mean, yuck!
 
RuthnMeg said:
So, tell us your embaressment!!
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I thought mine would be forgotten and I could laugh at everyone else:o

Went to the beach:o and Bud :o who usually mind his own and goes to no body:o made a bee line for a young lad and pished up his leg:eek::o
The lad never even knew, it was his friend who was pointing and laughing that alerted him:o I have never seen him do that b4:eek: I was a bit mortified:o:D
 
Lovely day on holiday walking past quaint restaurant in Arundel when dog got the runs right in the doorway - I was soooooooooo embarrassed left hubby to clear it as best he could and use our drinking water to wash it away
 
CAYLA said:
I thought mine would be forgotten and I could laugh at everyone else:o

Went to the beach:o and Bud :o who usually mind his own and goes to no body:o made a bee line for a young lad and pished up his leg:eek::o
The lad never even knew, it was his friend who was pointing and laughing that alerted him:o I have never seen him do that b4:eek: I was a bit mortified:o:D
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The trouble with male dogs!! Naughty boy.
 
CAYLA said:
I thought mine would be forgotten and I could laugh at everyone else:o

Went to the beach:o and Bud :o who usually mind his own and goes to no body:o made a bee line for a young lad and pished up his leg:eek::o
The lad never even knew, it was his friend who was pointing and laughing that alerted him:o I have never seen him do that b4:eek: I was a bit mortified:o:D
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Abe does that all the time :D
When we walk into the dog park we have to shout "if it looks like he is spending to much time around your legs. He's going to pee on you"
 
CAYLA said:
I thought mine would be forgotten and I could laugh at everyone else:o

Went to the beach:o and Bud :o who usually mind his own and goes to no body:o made a bee line for a young lad and pished up his leg:eek::o
The lad never even knew, it was his friend who was pointing and laughing that alerted him:o I have never seen him do that b4:eek: I was a bit mortified:o:D
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PMSL - me and my mate once stood for ages on a shoot, watching one of the other dogs pee on one of the other beaters without saying anything, just to see how long it would be before he noticed:D:D:D:D That's one thing Henry hasn't done - yet!

CAYLA said:
Lol:D:D
On that note I fully expect spudlet to join and tell us about henry's stealing escapades:D:D
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Hmmmmm, well there was the time he raided the same picnic twice... or the time he worked his way down the whole line of picnics... the time he went for the nudist picnic... the time he went up a twenty foot tall sea defence to eat someone's chips on the other side.... then there was the Scurry Spectator's Picnic Incident... anyone seeing a theme develop here... it's so hard to choose just one...:o:o:o

katielou said:
Abe chooses to poop right in the middle of the 6 lane road as we cross it! Everyday! I've started to carry him across now.
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Oh yes, the time we were having a fire drill at work, and Henry had to stop right in the middle of the road for a poop, holding up a car...:o

My dog is most embarrassing:o:D I'm so proud:o
 
My Patterdale who despises water decided to wade across a large river to see a dog on the other side, the woman on the other side had to hold my dog (in her arms dripping wet) until I walked about a mile around to retreive him, she was dripping wet and muddy!!
 
Oh yes, and I heard that last time my parents looked after him, my step-dad and brother took him out and he ran into the middle of a football match in the park and stole the ball:eek: A proper, organised football match too:eek::eek:

But I wasn't there, so I'm not embarrassed:D
 
Yours are all so funny:D

A few years ago I entered Pip one of my Lancashire Heelers in the agility class at the village fete. I was all dressed up and looking my best and we started off brilliantly when she stopped for a poo, everyone laughed and she preceded on her way but there was a bit hanging and she kept stopping to wipe her arse on the grass. Everyone was in hysterics even my daughter but we carried on and even managed quite a quick time.
 
Out for a walk with our old Goldie and we saw a woman looking for her dog - she was shouting, our goldie took it as a cue, went BOUNDING across the field, leapt all four feet off the ground to this poor woman, paws on shoulder and knocked her down onto her back and then stood, tail wagging like mad and kissing her face :o:o:o:o:o:o
K x
 
Oh yes, there was also the time we met a lady with a rottie in the woods, they played then she called her dog who went to her, Henry went too, and then as she got a treat out to reward her dog, he sat there in front of her waiting for his:o No idea who she was!:eek:
 
One awful occasion springs to mind: Walking two in season bitch bull terriers along a lane,person approaching, I said menacingly "you b...dare!"...at the precise moment the other person is just in front of us,one jumped on the other and started rogering for England.
 
One of the lurchers likes nothing better than going for a pooh on random objects...logs, boulders, tree stumps, he refuses to go to the toilet unless its very undignified....Anyway walking down the beach let the dogs go for their usual wander, could hear somebody shouting, jogged over thinking one of the dogs is being a pain, the lovely lurcher had only found a joggers jacket and trousers to tooty down on and leave a nice big steaming pile of crap :o
 
Whilst out for a walk with my ex, Bruce ran off the riverside footpath and straight into a posh local hotel which was hosting a wedding reception - apparently he ran around all the tables, tried to eat the wedding cake, jumped up at one of the bridesmaids and then headed for the kitchen, from which he was chased by a chef weilding a knife! bearing in mind he is a spaniel and he had been in the river you guess how popular he was! I was out with the horses and got a phone call from my ex complaining about what my dog had done - not mentioning that he had chosen to take bruce out and knew he had no control over him!
 
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