Most ridiculous horse names you've come across....??

My mare is called dyllis hehe when we bought her, she was a bit dithery so she got the nickname dithering dyllis, and it just stuck. To be fair though, it does suit her haha
 
I knew a polo pony called Seaweed :) And a dressage horse called Sweaty (Was Suerte but noone could pronounce it so it became Sweaty).
 
I was at a riding school years ago that had ponies called:

Teapot
TeaKosy
Dumper (later bought and renamed!)
Chips

There's also mine who is Oggie
 
I don't personally know the horse but have seen a mare for sale called Lauren. That's probably the weirdest horse name I have seen.

I see someone mentioned the name Brandy - one of mine is called brandy, HOW RUDE!!!! :mad::eek:

I am Joe King of course - each to their own :D
 
I have known:

Victoria Sponge
Scampi - huge big roan
Mongoose
Overdraft - because that's how he was paid for, known as OD for short :eek:
Adorebelle (sic) - she was an utter cow!
Famous
Hoggy - nothing to do with his mane, he was out of a mare called Piglet
Jeff
Willis - supposed to be pronounced Will-iss but got called Willies
Trevor

but the worst was probably...Adolf (yes, honestly!) :eek::eek:
 
I know a;
Spud - reminds me of a potato, bearing in mind he is enormous
Pipkin - suits him though, sweet but naughty little pony
Emerson - now a retiree

all i can think of for now but im sure theres more somewhere
 
Ottinmeg said:
one of ours is Hannibal on his passport (ex kings troop and that years intake all began with H
new foal was called ruby as she was born red and white but is now blue and white so changed to sapphire
used to ride a p2p called snowy, he was dark bay
his stablemate was called hitchmough
friend called her foal foaly until she could think of a name, she never did so foaly he remained.
years ago there was a 16.2hh in the riding school called coin
on our yard we have trim,frisco,nesta,vodka,rufus and galaxy amongst others
at daughters college they have parker,quasar,romeo,jewel,soda,oakie,boyzie,blanka,aero
others I have come across are squirrel and jovial and a mare called ziggy
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Sorry to resurrect an old thread but small world - that Boyzie is mine! :) brought him home as a 6month old, called him boy and boy-ee to start with which somehow morphed into Boyzie and stuck :) passport name is Wellington though... But he's turned out with a Spider, which is unusual
 
There was a miniature shetland at mini camp called Derek
currently riding a horse for someone called Damien (very appropriately named)
Also know a horse called Fish...ironically she hates water ?!
 
The current horse Im ridings name gets starred out on here as its an offensive word, il give it another go. his name is *****
basically it starts with p and is an derogatroy term for members of the traveller community!!
 
Mine is called Eggs - his passport name ends in Enigma but I couldn't face calling 'Eniiiiiggggmmmaaaaa' across the field and dislike 'Iggy' so Eggs it is. Like it though, he can be Good Egg, Bad Egg or Rotten Egg depending on his behaviour :-)

From riding schools years ago - Nameless, Asterix, Judith, Dominique and Mouse spring to mind as odd ones.
 
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