Most ridiculous horse names you've come across....??

[*Tex&Cam*]

My mare is called dyllis hehe when we bought her, she was a bit dithery so she got the nickname dithering dyllis, and it just stuck. To be fair though, it does suit her haha

 

[Cazza525]

My mare's called Axel.....named her after axel rose, guns n roses were my favourite band at the time, ax is now 21

 

[mickygem]

Funny ones on our yards:

CJ (Can't Jump)
Bucks (on landing)
Way Big (is over 18h)
Dimple (17h MW)

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[DressageCob]

I knew a polo pony called Seaweed And a dressage horse called Sweaty (Was Suerte but noone could pronounce it so it became Sweaty).

 

[Soup Dragon]

I was at a riding school years ago that had ponies called:

Teapot
TeaKosy
Dumper (later bought and renamed!)
Chips

There's also mine who is Oggie

 

[ChwaraeTeg]

There are some pretty unique names posted
This one is about the most absurd I ever heard . lol

It Is ARRR !
http://www.wimp.com/horsename/
Teg

 

[Madoldbat]

At the yard we have a Dave, Derek, Norman, Jim, Rodney (who is a trotter), Dan, Jack and Kevin who is an ex household cavalry horse

 

[Ellen Durow]

For me has to be Ethel and Margret - both owned by same woman!

The danger, of course, in asking this question (and in answering it) is that others may think our horses have ridiculous names.

 

[frb]

I know of a horse called 'no name'!

 

[FinnishLapphund]

There are some pretty unique names posted
This one is about the most absurd I ever heard . lol

It Is ARRR !
http://www.wimp.com/horsename/
Teg

It really sounds as if the commentator likes the name too, thank you so much for posting that link.

 

[Gemmaa]

I have a 'Spider', he doesn't like it according to a horse whisperer. So we changed it to Spy!

 

[Zorya]

My childhood friend's pony was called Fred. I now know two big TBs called Jenny and George. Why does this happen!?

 

[cobbles]

Think the funniest I ever heard was Janice!!!

 

[giddyupalfie]

I don't personally know the horse but have seen a mare for sale called Lauren. That's probably the weirdest horse name I have seen.

I see someone mentioned the name Brandy - one of mine is called brandy, HOW RUDE!!!!

I am Joe King of course - each to their own

 

[minigal]

I've got a Jason and a Texas

 

[BigBuck's]

I have known:

Victoria Sponge
Scampi - huge big roan
Mongoose
Overdraft - because that's how he was paid for, known as OD for short
Adorebelle (sic) - she was an utter cow!
Famous
Hoggy - nothing to do with his mane, he was out of a mare called Piglet
Jeff
Willis - supposed to be pronounced Will-iss but got called Willies
Trevor

but the worst was probably...Adolf (yes, honestly!)

 

[treacle_beastie]

One I used to ride when I was young was called trit trot!

 

[Ealana]

Whoopie!! All I can think about it cushion.

 

[moodymare_1993]

My friend had a tb called, wait for it......Tracy! Wtf was going through the mind of that owner lol.

My mare is called Balla. I really like it and it suits her but its different I think

 

[GrumpyMare]

Coolie, a riding school pony I rode when I was little, he was pure EVIL. And Harvey <3

 

[ShadowHunter]

I know a;
Spud - reminds me of a potato, bearing in mind he is enormous
Pipkin - suits him though, sweet but naughty little pony
Emerson - now a retiree

all i can think of for now but im sure theres more somewhere

 

[Emsarr]

Ice,
Beastie,
Fly,
Cossack,
Caroline (who got changed to Ivy)
Raydar,
Wag (suited him down to a tee though)
Goose and Maverick (twins)

And that's just a few of them :O

 

[Grinchmass]

Top Cat... TC for short.

It got changed to blue.

 

[BellaBoyzie92]

one of ours is Hannibal on his passport (ex kings troop and that years intake all began with H
new foal was called ruby as she was born red and white but is now blue and white so changed to sapphire
used to ride a p2p called snowy, he was dark bay
his stablemate was called hitchmough
friend called her foal foaly until she could think of a name, she never did so foaly he remained.
years ago there was a 16.2hh in the riding school called coin
on our yard we have trim,frisco,nesta,vodka,rufus and galaxy amongst others
at daughters college they have parker,quasar,romeo,jewel,soda,oakie,boyzie,blanka,aero
others I have come across are squirrel and jovial and a mare called ziggy

Sorry to resurrect an old thread but small world - that Boyzie is mine! brought him home as a 6month old, called him boy and boy-ee to start with which somehow morphed into Boyzie and stuck passport name is Wellington though... But he's turned out with a Spider, which is unusual

 

[dizzyneddy]

I used to ride a horse at a local riding school years ago called Hobnob!!

 

[LittleRooketRider]

There was a miniature shetland at mini camp called Derek
currently riding a horse for someone called Damien (very appropriately named)
Also know a horse called Fish...ironically she hates water ?!

 

[LittleRooketRider]

ooh and i saw a horse at a competition called Admiral Socks

 

[snooples]

The current horse Im ridings name gets starred out on here as its an offensive word, il give it another go. his name is *****
basically it starts with p and is an derogatroy term for members of the traveller community!!

 

[Silvermiyazawa]

I know racehorses are in a whole new league if bonkers but I once saw a Dishcloth and When Your Train Comes on C4 racing.

 

[Eggshells]

Mine is called Eggs - his passport name ends in Enigma but I couldn't face calling 'Eniiiiiggggmmmaaaaa' across the field and dislike 'Iggy' so Eggs it is. Like it though, he can be Good Egg, Bad Egg or Rotten Egg depending on his behaviour

From riding schools years ago - Nameless, Asterix, Judith, Dominique and Mouse spring to mind as odd ones.