JJS
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Cat admitted it, but insists Tim's big sister Alice, offered jumbo packs of prawns as a bribe.
Makes sense!
Cat admitted it, but insists Tim's big sister Alice, offered jumbo packs of prawns as a bribe.
The cat would make a lovely pair of gloves, Alice is regularly thrashed, normally after I have lodged an entry for something and she throws a sickie. We have decided to stop telling her what is in her diary.
OMG, what a heart stopping moment. Tim is absolutely unruffled and trusting you to sort it out, what a star of a horse.
Even with the best of care, all of us long term owners have had pickles like this. The late maxicob once got his foot into the arena harrows, pulled the whole lot back, then stood stock still whilst I unravelled it all.
You'll have to tie two tapes together.
Does the weigh tape fit round now he's lost those extra inches of coat?
Dear Ted,
Your devoted and dedicated owner got up at 4.30am this morning to tend to you. You are suffering in the heat and last night appeared distressed. Because you are special (needs), loved, cherished and worth it, the least you could have done was to STAND xxxxkxxx still, after all you have been clipped before - have you had brain fade ? Your coat was filthy and thicker than a Yak's, do you have some hidden parentage you would like to divulge ? Yes, you are taller than me - a lot, and NO, there was no need to hurtle me off my box like you did, RUDE Ted, very rude and I don't bounce, especially not off the walls.
It is your own fault that you have half your face clipped, you have enormous fluffy pants and as for under your arms, well Julia Roberts eat your heart out. I am very sorry about the nick in your crinkly bits - did I mention STAND STILL ?
Your devoted, actually make that deluded owner, is now exhausted, already on the chocolate and Monster energy drink, crumpled behind her desk. You, the great furry fool will be spark out snoring no doubt. I think it is me that is bonkers not him.
Love
Mummy.
Bad Teddy
Thought for a moment you’d performed the ultimate punishment and put him up for sale in that Ad over there —-—>>>
... sports direct are selling off the last of their Weatherbeeta wide neck fly rugs if he’s not totally in the dog house
I just noticed that add, 18 hands, imagine the feed costs ! I shall have a look at Weatherbeeta's, thank you.