teacups
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Ted has a secret life as the Incredible Hulk?
Ted has a secret life as the Incredible Hulk?
Ted The Twit 1 v Weatherbeeta heavyweight, expensive nearly new rug - nil.
How - given I have no barbed wire, no obstacles and a very safe field, does the ecking creature manage to split his rug from just behind his wither straight down his spine to the top of his tail !! The raging pillock was trying to run away from the clumps of white insulation material that had fallen out of the rug and were wafting around the barn. The rug is beyond redemption as is my sense of humour.
Dim Tim is pleading innocence. For punishment Ted is now wearing the bright pink turnout that no one else will wear because it is so girly. He doesn't have any pocket money to buy another because he is still paying off all the bad behaviour fines he incurred whilst trying to grow up and he can't even go back on the naughty step because his backside has outgrown it.
Flipping horses !
Perhaps he farted. :s
Bless him - your rider has mystical skills - I admit to being pretty sticky and having a good knack for getting sticky neds to and over a fence but texting and riding are utterly beyond me
Ted has had a long chat with himself and reckons the only way to win Alice's affections back is to become Valegro mark two, same colour, plenty of white, can't be that hard can it ?
So this morning he got his feathers in a knot getting to grips with half pass - well baby leg yield but don't burst his bubble by telling him. He can't stand any more disappointment.
He is entered for another walk and trot test next week. He is a funny little soul, he takes his schooling very seriously and we have noticed he rarely puts his ears forward when he is working. They are either sideways are slightly back, I hope it is just concentration and not anything wrong. His eyes are soft and he is forward and responsive so I assume he is comfortable.
He is certainly growing up, he did his work this morning taking no notice of a tree being taken down in a neighbours garden just 50 yards away, with men up the tree with chainsaws going. On the other side of the school Alice decided to do gymnastics and sprinting games. Not once did he look at either distraction.
His conformation is against him, his huge neck and thick gullet give him a very closed up look and allow him to curl up very easily. He will stretch in snatches but is very inconsistent. This was Ted's idea of stretch - just need to find a test with this in it.!
This is the man who can take 3 horses to the dressage and do 2 different tests on each horse and remember the lot, except of course, when it really mattered at regionals and nationals on the only good horse we have ever had, then he forgot one test.
I found Ted with sticky armpits and looking a bit knackered, I would imagine his rider is much the same. No answer to my message of what are we doing tomorrow. Maybe Ted needs a young gallant, possibly mad, new rider with stamina and long legs. Pots of money and lots of land - oops sorry that bit is me, not Ted.
Your rider looks absolutely brilliant. I have noticed this before - that he looks brilliant. But what I don't know, and you do, I imagine, is just why or perhaps not why but how. I would really welcome you telling me what it is. He is obviously relaxed and his seat is fab but what else is it? This is probably an odd question but I just love how he looks on a horse and I don't have the knowledge to know why.
We both trained with a lady called Jenny Key. He continues to train with various instructors, he keeps himself fit and is very slim with a natural balance on a horse. His hands are amazing and I put that down to him being a professional (now retired) musician and teacher of music, he is a violinist and pianist. He has real empathy with horses, they love him and Ted worships him. I feel jealous at times because although I feed and care for Ted twice daily, it is his rider that he is really linked up to.
Years ago when we trained together, I actually had the better horse but he could get a better tune out of his tricky horse in half the time it took me to learn something. His ability to absorb lessons is just amazing and he can then put it into practice and retain all the knowledge. Annoying and inspiring at the same time, he is a very special friend - just as well !
I've thought this about your rider too - he is almost like a dancer in that his balance and poise look completely effortless! Hats off to him - but don't let him take his off in case his head swells!
No pictures of Alice post-beauty regime?
Great to hear all is going well, Ted is no longer sporting go faster stripes and that two stone lost is a great achievement, especially over winter.
But did he leave the arena? :lol:
He looks very sorry in that picture too .