Mysteries of life you want answered

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I have a few questions about life I'd like answered.

For example...as each time you tumble dry things, fluff is generated, would your clothes eventually disappear entirely?

Do you have any questions or answers?
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I have a few questions about life I'd like answered.

For example...as each time you tumble dry things, fluff is generated, would your clothes eventually disappear entirely?



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No they won't because of the pixies. The pixies gather the fluff, even sometimes from out of the bin, and reinstate the fluff back into your clothes
 
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Another one - why can your horse bend round and scratch his ass with his teeth in the field...but can't bend round a 20m circle in the school?
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Because he hasn't a 100 kgs of lard sat on his back
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The Hoobs. I don't get it - their hands move like people, but they're too small for anyone to fit inside, and sometimes you see their feet. The only conclusion I can come to is that they are real.
 
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Why do pikey ponies tethered on a roundabout survive for years in perfect health when my TB could commit suicide in a padded cell?
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It's the pixies again they are special pixie pikey ponies
 
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Why do pikey ponies tethered on a roundabout survive for years in perfect health when my TB could commit suicide in a padded cell?
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It's the pixies again they are special pixie pikey ponies

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Do these pixies give you funny cigarettes, DieselDog?
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It's related to the phenomenum of teaspoons disappearing in the dishwasher.

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And the fact that I know I put 5 pairs - and I mean MATCHING pairs - of socks in the washing machine earlier yet only 4 and a half pairs came out.... hmmmm..... *scratches chin*
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It's related to the phenomenum of teaspoons disappearing in the dishwasher.

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And the fact that I know I put 5 pairs - and I mean MATCHING pairs - of socks in the washing machine earlier yet only 4 and a half pairs came out.... hmmmm..... *scratches chin*
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Do you think there's a teaspoon/sock/hoofpick portal built into tumble driers and where does it lead to?
And who tumble dries hoofpicks?
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Why do the men in Mills and Boon stories never fart in bed?
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You read Mills and Boon????
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Worked in a library and used to read sections to each other in melodramatic style to pass the hours...
Or do you think I'm a romantic at heart, given I'm so feminine
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Do you think there's a teaspoon/sock/hoofpick portal built into tumble driers and where does it lead to?
And who tumble dries hoofpicks?
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Or for that matter, who tumble dries tea spoons?
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I have a genuine question actually S....about a month ago I wore a blue sweater type top over a shirt when I went to see some customers in London. I took it off during the day as was hot, but definitely had it on in the car on the way home. Said sweater is now missing....where is it?
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The Hoobs are animatronix!

Men have nipples because all embryos are female to being with (I think).

Why do I always need a wee when I go in a phone box?

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The pee thing - it's the pheromones in the air...ewwww
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Why do I always need a wee when I go in a phone box?

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Lou, can I ask what you are doinig skulking round in phone boxes in the first place when you have a mobile phone?!
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I don't go in to use the phone, just to put my ads up
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Do you think there's a teaspoon/sock/hoofpick portal built into tumble driers and where does it lead to?
And who tumble dries hoofpicks?
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Or for that matter, who tumble dries tea spoons?
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I have a genuine question actually S....about a month ago I wore a blue sweater type top over a shirt when I went to see some customers in London. I took it off during the day as was hot, but definitely had it on in the car on the way home. Said sweater is now missing....where is it?
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Did you feel very hungry on the way home? Did you pick up any hitch-hikers? Was it IN or ON the car?
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Why do men have nipples?
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The answer is that as embryos men and women have similar tissues and body parts. If anything the embryo follows a 'female template'. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculinises the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles. Because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay!

Nipples and breast tissue have no function as such except for perhaps protecting the heart and lungs from injury.

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LOL, I love that last bit.
 
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