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Seriously, you've turned my whole world upside down, and if you don't tell me where to find my pony's belly button I am going to spend an awful lot of time peering at his undercarriage tomorrow -

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You don't need to turn your world upsidedown. Just your horse.
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In the wild, who er...cleans stallion's sheath etc?
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The Brokeback Mountain cowboys?

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Another excellent point. You are on form tonight.
Business slow?
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Non existant, no one wants to come near me with the snot problem I have ATM
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You would have thought it was another branch to develop, but no, water sports seem OK but no one wants a snot wash
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would get funny looks at the new yard if I tried to turn him upside down though...

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I've a feeling social integration may be difficult for you anyway so you have nothing to lose.
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would get funny looks at the new yard if I tried to turn him upside down though...

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I've a feeling social integration may be difficult for you anyway so you have nothing to lose.
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Take him to your nearest Kwik Fit and use the jack thing they have
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I suspect the member gets a regular *ahem* cleaning...

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So if it cleans them, why does this not work for humans? This may have to be a rhetorical question, unless you want kicked off HHO
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If you parachuted through a cloud, would it feel different to the rest of the sky? (have been wondering this since a flight on Thursday!)

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Of course. It would feel like moons and dunes and ferris wheels.
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If you parachuted through a cloud, would it feel different to the rest of the sky? (have been wondering this since a flight on Thursday!)

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Yes, and you can have a snack on the way through as they are made of candyfloss
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If you parachuted through a cloud, would it feel different to the rest of the sky? (have been wondering this since a flight on Thursday!)

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Yes it does as clouds are made of marshmallow - which pixies eat - which is why you then get clear skies
 
All mammals have belly buttons.
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And not true about all horses having innies.....yep I have looked at all of the belly buttons on this farm.
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Why is it that all of the bitches I have ever owned, have 9 teats?
 
There's pixies in the stationery cupboard where I work - they cook chinese food, I can smell it. Funnily enough they don't appear to have cooked anything since the chinese restauarnt on the ground floor closed down...
 
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When you make soup, where does the bay leaf go?
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In the bin, or if I am feeling nasty, in the OHs bowl - he detests them
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Mine disappear...
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Do they end up in the same place as the extra socks, the tea spoons and the clothes fluff?
 
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All mammals have belly buttons.
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And not true about all horses having innies.....yep I have looked at all of the belly buttons on this farm.
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Why is it that all of the bitches I have ever owned, have 9 teats?

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I put it to you that you can only state that Canadian QH types may have outies....are you sure you didn't get confused with geldings' sheaths?
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