Mysteries of life you want answered

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Do they end up in the same place as the extra socks, the tea spoons and the clothes fluff?

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So what is someone doing with socks, hoofpicks, teaspoons, pillows, bay leaves and clothes fluff.
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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That's because your breath smells like roadkill.
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i have one...............................s why do you always put these funny post on when i go out and when i come in like now i have loads of pages to read and have missed answering all the good ones ??????????????
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Why does my OH not think this thread is funny? I keep LOL - think it is the snot addling my brain
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On the plus side I have not wet myself yet
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And Toby, that dog question is brilliant!
 
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Old men.... when they get to 60 - do their ears and noses get larger or is it that their heads are shrinking?....

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ROFL PMSL
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i have one...............................s why do you always put these funny post on when i go out and when i come in like now i have loads of pages to read and have missed answering all the good ones ??????????????
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I think it's a sign of my deep psychosis and gender confusion.
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Do they end up in the same place as the extra socks, the tea spoons and the clothes fluff?

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So what is someone doing with socks, hoofpicks, teaspoons, pillows, bay leaves and clothes fluff.
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Building an empire beneath the floorboards of your house....when they are ready their army will rise up (through the heating pipes and plug holes), armed with sharpened tea spoons and hoof picks to take over the world....

It's true, I read it in The Sun
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PMSL at this thread

why is it when men start to sulk, they turn off the TV/Stereo/Computer then sit glowering at it?

Also, if the light is fading, they never turn the light on so sulk in the dark?

Or is that just mine?
 
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Building an empire beneath the floorboards of your house....when they are ready their army will rise up (through the heating pipes and plug holes), armed with sharpened tea spoons and hoof picks to take over the world....

It's true, I read it in The Sun
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So, I don't often mingle with Sun 'readers', tell me, was a US bomber found on Mars?
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i have one...............................s why do you always put these funny post on when i go out and when i come in like now i have loads of pages to read and have missed answering all the good ones ??????????????
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I think it's a sign of my deep psychosis and gender confusion.
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lol it must be,its taken me ages to read this but i have had a good laugh,it made my boring nite out fun !! i wish i had stayed in lol
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If you parachuted through a cloud, would it feel different to the rest of the sky? (have been wondering this since a flight on Thursday!)

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Of course. It would feel like moons and dunes and ferris wheels.
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Alright, you Joni Mitchell fan you!!
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I have another question.
At what stage in a relationship should one buy matching tracksuits and anoraks?
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On the 367th day
 
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If you parachuted through a cloud, would it feel different to the rest of the sky? (have been wondering this since a flight on Thursday!)

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Of course. It would feel like moons and dunes and ferris wheels.
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Alright, you Joni Mitchell fan you!!
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Marilyn Manson and Einzturzende Neubauten are also my favourites, but well spotted
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At what stage in a relationship should one buy matching tracksuits and anoraks?
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On the 367th day

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They day after you buy the his/hers towels.....
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Well, if you'd said the Daily Mail I'd definitely believe you as everything they print is true. Not so sure about the Sun though
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