Plats in tails

[JFTDWS]

I dropped a jump pole on my fence's top strand rope yesterday. Anyone want to call WFW?

 

[Littlelegs]

With all the spring grass coming up I think you need to look out for the fence leaning back on its posts, first sign of fencinitis. Also what are you feeding it? Because I have fences of my own, I can assure you yours is a rig.

 

[Ceris Comet]

Ooooooo get you ! No-ones saying theyve got a perfect fence, its just that it seems that now yours is a bit to much for you , you want to get rid. You made that fence what it is today and its you duty to pay for any re-wiring it needs to make it sane again. You've brought it all on yourself I'm afraid.

 

[Littlelegs]

Jftd- wfw is a 'fluffy' reaction. Either call for a skip or have a bonfire yourself.

 

[JFTDWS]

Ooooooo get you ! No-ones saying theyve got a perfect fence, its just that it seems that now yours is a bit to much for you , you want to get rid. You made that fence what it is today and its you duty to pay for any re-wiring it needs to make it sane again. You've brought it all on yourself I'm afraid.

Agreed. Or at least get a BFSAI out to give you some proper lessons in how to work it. It needs to learn that it's not acceptabe for its bottom strand to sag - you've obviously not schooled it very well - have you never heard of self carriage

 

[FionaM12]

I can communicate with your fence for a small fee?

It will tell you it was traumatised in its last home. And is probably unhappy with the colour of its accessories.





Can you work from a photo of the fence, Littlelegs?

 

[JFTDWS]

Jftd- wfw is a 'fluffy' reaction. Either call for a skip or have a bonfire yourself.

I just dragged the pole off it and gave the wire a beating til it tensioned better. I'm not ready to write it off yet. Can't afford new fencing so the old one will have to earn its keep a little longer.

 

[Littlelegs]

Fiona m12- of course. I can also work from a few £20 notes instead of the photo.

 

[Maddie2412]

some fences are much worse on the spring grass maybe try stabling it and cutting down any high energy feeds, make them a lot more biddable sounds like you may seriously have to consider selling it: i understand he would be unhappy going from pillar to post but i know there are people out there looking for a good project fence (top quality, well behaved fences are too expensive for the current economic climate of course)

 

[Littlelegs]

Jftd, this is a disgusting attitude, all responsible owners should either have insurance with fence-plan or a disposable income circa £150,000 per annum to cover these eventualities. Next you'll be saying you can't afford a varnisher every 6 weeks.

 

[JFTDWS]

Jftd, this is a disgusting attitude, all responsible owners should either have insurance with fence-plan or a disposable income circa £150,000 per annum to cover these eventualities. Next you'll be saying you can't afford a varnisher every 6 weeks.

I can't and I don't. I varnish myself, when I think it's necessary.

Go on, call WFW. I dare you

 

[Ollie's Mum]

Varnishing is cruel.

 

[Maddie2412]

Jftd I have notified the RSPCF and they said they have noted my complaint (though we all know how they are... doubt anything will be done soon), how about a band of us join together i could pick the fence up and drive the first leg of the journey to take it to a fence welfare centre?

 

[Littlelegs]

Oh no, you're both barefence fanatics!

 

[ghostie]

don't worry Ollie's Mum, I know of a good sanctuary that will take on your.fence and loan it out to a 'fence mum'. It just needs to get its fencing licence sorted...

 

[JFTDWS]

Oh no, you're both barefence fanatics!

*highfive*

nice one

 

[Ollie's Mum]

don't worry Ollie's Mum, I know of a good sanctuary that will take on your.fence and loan it out to a 'fence mum'. It just needs to get its fencing licence sorted...

At last someone who understands. (Although how much will this fencing licence cost?)

 

[Slightlyconfused]

What about getting it a fence companion? It might be getting lonely.......

(Had a really bad few days and this has really helped)

 

[Ceris Comet]

The authorites won't touch it until its been without electrickery for two weeks.

 

[Ollie's Mum]

Companion? - Purleeeeze have you read the thread? It's killed batteries for goodness sake! Would you risk your fence in with it?

 

[Littlelegs]

Slightly confused, ollys mum can't even look after the fence she's got, what a foolish suggestion. Do-gooders rescuing fences wilynily from b&q does more harm than good.

 

[DressageCob]

I went to a dealer to look at a fence, and it was in an awful state. It looked like a twig. So I paid £2,500 for it and rescued it. I love my little rescue fence.

 

[Slightlyconfused]

I stand corrected....what about getting a experianced loaner who has worked with all manner of behaviours a fence can throw at you? It might help as if olliemum sore knees stop the fence from being exerised enough.

 

[Ollie's Mum]

All you are doing is encouraging the bad fence breeders. You should have jumped on the twig and put it out of it's misery. I bet it never sprouts leaves.

 

[Shooting Star]

Killing batteries is a very serious o-fence, the only responsible thing to do is PTS, in this case electrocution would seem the kindest thing for all involved.

 

[Littlelegs]

The fence needs to have its grain tested for imbalances, then a Hilton herbs supplement will cure it for sure. If it doesn't, some nails with a lozenge head.

 

[DressageCob]

OMG I need your help. The council is trying to close me down, saying I'm a fencing centre. But I rescued all my 100 fences. If I hadn't rescued them they would have gone for sawdust All my posts have mums who pay £50 to nail them exclusively. What can I do?

 

[OldNag]

OMG I need your help. The council is trying to close me down, saying I'm a fencing centre. But I rescued all my 100 fences. If I hadn't rescued them they would have gone for sawdust All my posts have mums who pay £50 to nail them exclusively. What can I do?

Sorry but you are clearly a fencing centre. Now you just need to dupe someone into helping you find new homes for the 100 fences...

 

[Ollie's Mum]

I've heard about you - 100 fences all in your back garden and you coining it in with £50 cheques arriving in every post (and for every post)

 

[Slightlyconfused]

Or it could have a short in its main wiring causing it to flip out and attack the batteries.....maybe a full fencing work up needs to be done to rule out any physical reasons for this behaviour.