Plats in tails

[Littlelegs]

Helenalbert- I think that's a lovely & very responsible thing to do. Simply ask your mums to nail the fences with a pessoa, no experience required. You will no doubt then find it easy to rehome your fences at buckingham palace & similar knowledgeable homes.

 

[Ollie's Mum]

Gadgets are cruel.

 

[Capriole]

'kin mentalists

 

[Ollie's Mum]

'kin mentalists

You don't understand

 

[fuggly]

i can rehome this fence for you, i am an experienced fence owner ,it will be turned out with other fences of a similar background who i have managed to turn around , battery killing will not be an issue as i have mains , i can offer a home for life, can collect just need a few hours to reactivate ebay account

 

[Ollie's Mum]

Can I just confirm that this will be free? (I am after all a canny Yorkshirewoman)

 

[FionaM12]

OMG I need your help. The council is trying to close me down, saying I'm a fencing centre. But I rescued all my 100 fences. If I hadn't rescued them they would have gone for sawdust All my posts have mums who pay £50 to nail them exclusively. What can I do?

There's a rumour that your fences have dry rot and are highly infectious. they should not be homed until this is clarified.

Meanwhile, I recomend you start a Facebook page saying everyone hates you and it's all unfair.

 

[Littlelegs]

Capriole- there is no need to make insulting & personal remarks about the mental health of others, you are a bully & have made me cry. Please express your thoughts in a mature manner.
Ps my fence is better than yours nernernernerner. When you have your bfs stages as I do, & 457yrs experience in the fence world, you will understand.

 

[Ollie's Mum]

Meanwhile, I recomend you start a Facebook page saying everyone hates you and it's all unfair.

I'm not on Facebook, I won't be able to read it and laugh and point. That's not fair to me

 

[merry mischief]

#News flash# I am reliable informed (by Facebook) that the OP is not even the true owner of the fence, the fence has been missing on loan since 2006!

 

[Ollie's Mum]

I have the fencing passport so there!

 

[Capriole]

passport is NOT proof of ownership. You could have got one from any place

 

[Ollie's Mum]

It's only a National Fence Society one ......................HA!

 

[Ollie's Mum]

Anyway it's all fibs. It wasn't a loan, it was a gift from a family member.

 

[Littlelegs]

I think you are a troll

 

[OldNag]

I think you are a troll

Well now you're just being off-fensive.

 

[Ollie's Mum]

I think you are a troll

I can't help being born looking like this People tell me the warts add character to my face

 

[Ceris Comet]

Apparently, neighbours have been worried about this fence for a while now . There is thought to be many more in a similar condition in the property.

 

[Littlelegs]

Facts are facts, deal with them. I'm not being rude, but there is NO NEED to have warts on your face, deal with it. People are lying, YOU IS UGLY!

 

[Slightlyconfused]

Haha, toothpast is supposed to help with the warts......also do these neigbours know how to look after fences or are they worrying about a heavy weigjt fence who can live out all year round with nothing but its wire covers to keep it warm?

 

[Littlelegs]

Pmsl here, keep sniggering away.

 

[Ollie's Mum]

Pmsl here, keep sniggering away.

Get some Tena Lady dear

 

[Ollie's Mum]

Facts are facts, deal with them. I'm not being rude, but there is NO NEED to have warts on your face, deal with it. People are lying, YOU IS UGLY!

Ooh just spotted that. My warts are an illness

 

[Spiritedly]

I can't believe all of you!....poor op comes on here genuinely worried about the safety of her fence and instead of helping what do you all do? take the mick!....Are any of you fences perfect? do they greet you all happy and gleaming? I bet there's a few of you who are to scared to admit that your fence has given you a bite or a kick on the butt when you've bent over to pick up a stray piece of poo to near it's splinter zone. And then to top it all you start to insult poor op's looks, she can't help the warts and to ridicule her for it is toadily ridiculous

 

[OldNag]

I can't believe all of you!....poor op comes on here genuinely worried about the safety of her fence and instead of helping what do you all do? take the mick!....Are any of you fences perfect? do they greet you all happy and gleaming? I bet there's a few of you who are to scared to admit that your fence has given you a bite or a kick on the butt when you've bent over to pick up a stray piece of poo to near it's splinter zone. And then to top it all you start to insult poor op's looks, she can't help the warts and to ridicule her for it is toadily ridiculous

My fence is perfect

 

[Ceris Comet]

Here come the dogooders. You've no idea what she has put that fence through. Get your facts straight please.

 

[Ollie's Mum]

Thank you, I know you're only trying to help but can we not dwell on the warts please? I'm really finding this quite traumatic and am only just managing to hold it all together. The way I feel now I'm just going to give up fencing completely - sell my posts and everything

 

[spottybotty]

I have not read all the posts but I think you need the help of natural fencemanship associate, they can work wonders with your fence and have been trained by the Farrelli`s , they use fencanality and carrot posts

 

[Spiritedly]

Here come the dogooders. You've no idea what she has put that fence through. Get your facts straight please.

I'm not a do-gooder! I'm strictly on the fence . It just seems no-one is willing to admit that they get railed on by their perfect posts sometimes.

 

[Littlelegs]

I'm sorry but your warts are too heavy for your face. My fence is perfect, from it being a string I have worked on weatherproofing & working up into its top rail.