Meowy Catkin
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Isn't that quite literally a whole other thread![]()
I think that we need Shils' expertise on these issues - she is the cob expert after all.

Isn't that quite literally a whole other thread![]()
UGH JFTD your a pony squisher, thats a different thread! Adults on ponies is surely faar worse than cobs being allowed out riding schools?!
I can sympathies. But seriously, although it will cost your more than your plough cow, buy a snood, it will cover your beard up. .
No way, ploddy cob riders are much worse than pony squishers - at least my pony has a brain and knows how to use it![]()
it may well cover the beard but what the heck shall I do with my potentially gargantuan rump? I thought that a hefty carthorse bottom may take the attention from my own ample 4rse acreage...
Well as a novice of course its important your mount can quide itself, maybe one day you'll be competant enough to move off ponies
And PLODDY!! I have you know NOTHING moves faster than Buddy to his tea.... of course that may be because he's a fat greedy cob![]()
You haven't thought this through have you.
Think about it, when you ride your TB, lady arse and all, everyone will be so busy admiring your TB that they won't notice your mid life spread.
BUT, if you ride a plough cow, people will be desperate to look somewhere else and your mr blobby bum will catch their attention!!
They might even look at your snood and see some stray whiskers jagging through it!
Doesn't bare thinking about does it?
With a wide load and bearded lady look, you NEED a TB.
Ha, given his way Fergs would guide me into a low hanging branch to knock me off! Cobs are for novices, ponies are for folk with a death wish![]()
the thing is, (assuming a TB doesn't crumple under my vast load) I dont think I could manage one out in public with their racy ways. Where would I pile my shopping for a start? It'd simply slide off a TB's angular little bottom instead of settling snugly into my cob's butt gutter.
Well at least you have skin on your knees, can't go anywhere narrow now with Buds he doesn't actually fit! We have an alley way on one of our hacks and his bum only just gets through, let alone me! He's actually lost weight yet is still filling out in other ways!
I suppose ponies are fun even if you will never be able to compete against proper horses![]()
lol he's 14,1 so we can BE and BD against horsesand BS for that matter. Not that any of those are very likely, since he's a bog pony
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with my old lad, the cob, I have one gateway on a bridleway I always had to go through with my legs over the front of the saddlemost embarassing
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Hehe I love your bog ponyHe's beautiful, even for a fat hairy highland! (all highlands are huge and hairy you know, wide as they are tall!)
We now avoid said alleyway, its better for all involved to take a wider option!
But by the time you got home, the plough cow would have eaten all your shopping!
I see why you might worry about your ten ton backside crumpling a TB but to be honest, it's better than risking blisters on your bum when it hangs down the side of your short arsed plough cow and gives you gravel rash.
It's called envy ----------- when you beat them in competition, when you are safe out hunting, when the cob passes the combine harvester without a passing glance, when you can make a bag of pony nuts last 6 months and a bale of hay a week.
Enjoy your horse and don't worry what other people think, life is too short.
I have just bought a maxi cob, hairy, itchy beastie, unschooled, unbalanced, kind as a christian, moves straight and, if you know what you are looking at, very correct. People have laughed, I will laugh when it gets to Hoys in 2013.
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Aw thanks. As wide as he is tall? Don't be ridiculousHe's WIDER. He's so fat he can barely lift his feet off the ground! Just like Buddy!
I think you should contact your local bridleways association / highways agency and complain that the alleyway is discriminatory against cobs![]()
Cassiesummers good luck tomorrow, hope you have room for another trophy on the mantlepiece.
Rowreach - see you at Hoys next year..
The only minus point with cob owning is this mane chopping off business, what on earth do I hold on to when going round corners ? With only 35 years experience it's tricky not having handlebars.
Just a rant that need to get off my chest.
I own a lovely 15.2 cob who although is a lovely boy is not the most straightforward to ride. He is strong, gets really exciteable and can be a git to ride. Of course i love him to bits
He has been my competition horse over last 3 years and almost always in the ribbons sj up to 1m, prelim dressage (not our favourite pastime lol) and up to 90cm xc.
As he is now semi retired to hacking have been looking into getting another horse to compete. Though have had comments off people that i am obviously not capable of riding anything that has some finer breed in it as only ride a cob so must be a crap rider grrrr.
I am quite confident and have ridden a range over horses over the years.
Just really upsets me that people who have never sat on my lad can judge so quickly![]()
I will laugh when it gets to Hoys in 2013.
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Well, don't worry, you can pick your cow plough up cheap as chips, the are common as a pig in muck, just leave the proper horses to those that are able to ride properly.
When I told my sister in law that I bought a hairy piebald cob, she laughed at me and said what on earth are you going to do with that. I'll be the one laughing when she's riding her unpredictable and flighty welsh d and I'm on my lovely quite cob
Honestly though, if the horse does its job, I don't think it matters if it's a tb, wb or a cob.
because GENERALLY cobs are more laid back, steadier/plods , easier to handle, better for novices and sports types are GENERALLY foreqrd going, spooky, sharper to ride and not for novices. Thats pretty much how most people perceive it and I do to an extent , I DO NOT think anyone who rides a cob must be a crap rider though!!
Just a rant that need to get off my chest.
I own a lovely 15.2 cob who although is a lovely boy is not the most straightforward to ride. He is strong, gets really exciteable and can be a git to ride. Of course i love him to bits
He has been my competition horse over last 3 years and almost always in the ribbons sj up to 1m, prelim dressage (not our favourite pastime lol) and up to 90cm xc.
As he is now semi retired to hacking have been looking into getting another horse to compete. Though have had comments off people that i am obviously not capable of riding anything that has some finer breed in it as only ride a cob so must be a crap rider grrrr.
I am quite confident and have ridden a range over horses over the years.
Just really upsets me that people who have never sat on my lad can judge so quickly![]()