Silly Nicknames???

Nice, i thought for one moment she was stalking an ex tom cat....hehehe..sorry bad joke
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On a good day - Woody is called, Woodlouse, cuddly bum, sweetie pie and loads of others.

On a bad day - he is only known by one name (often screeched out across the yard) Sh*itforbrains!!
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Mine get the delights of Nobbo-brians quite often (if they are being silly).

Roscoe is known as Poo (affectionately of course).

Luca my boy horse quite often gets called Lulu much to his embarrassment!
 
This thread is funny
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Oh, it's so reassuring to know it's not just me who has daft names for my ned (Milliepeg, milliemops, milliemoo, moobag, stinkypants, grumpyknickers....)
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My Andalusian is called Jalisco but his wierd names range from Special Pants, Naughty Pants, Disco Knickers, Dick-Head, [****]-Wit, Bouncy Pants, Pillock etc etc
 
Hmm. The spooky pony also goes by Nibble-Pony (when he's tugging on my pockets in search of food), Snail-Pony (when he's reluctant to come in from the field), Turtle-Pony (ditto), Pony-Monster, Mr Spook (self-explanatory), the Spin Doctor (ditto), bl**dy idiot, bl**dy chicken, nitwit...oh, and Pony-Grenade. Right, I forgot Whale-Pony: he hears that a lot lately!
 
Nan the New Forest is known as 'Hedgehog' (for her ability to eat a hole in a hedge large enough to escape through) and 'Shrodinger's Pony' because she is a bay roan and when she stands against the hedge in winter she is completely invisible, so you can never tell whether she is in the field or not.
 
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