Tension in Dressage

[vam]

Thank you guys for changing one of the weirdest threads into an epic one! made the journey home from Olympia much better.
Still think the op is crackers thou.....

 

[PapaverFollis]

I think "I'm going to get you sacked" was a particular gem. Not a common one though so perhaps some kind of bonus square on the bingo board. *has no idea how bingo works in reality*

 

[Snitch]

Well no, but you can still threaten it, surely?

I had a Troll on here once threaten me with legal action for slander.... True story.
(Except it would have been libel, if it were true)

 

[JennBags]

I probably can't afford the legal fees to enforce it

I can't even afford to buy my dog a bed that's the right size for her, apparently

https://flic.kr/p/2dJkw3r

 

[Snitch]

I think "I'm going to get you sacked" was a particular gem. Not a common one though so perhaps some kind of bonus square on the bingo board. *has no idea how bingo works in reality*

Valid contribution right there.

 

[albeg]

But it's fantastic to be plastic!

Sounds a bit environmentally unfriendly.

 

[JFTDWS]

I can't even afford to buy my dog a bed that's the right size for her, apparently

https://flic.kr/p/2dJkw3r

Shame on you! Send her my way! My dog doesn't even have a bed. He chooses to sleep on the cold hard ground instead.

Well no, but you can still threaten it, surely?

I had a Troll on here once threaten me with legal action for slander.... True story.
(Except it would have been libel, if it were true)

I would, at least, have used the correct terminology...

 

[JFTDWS]

Sounds a bit environmentally unfriendly.

It's fantastic to BE plastic, I'm sure. It's just rubbish for the rest of the world which isn't

 

[JennBags]

Shame on you! Send her my way!

*wraps dog in brown paper and puts a 2nd class stamp on*

 

[JennBags]

It's fantastic to BE plastic, I'm sure. It's just rubbish for the rest of the world which isn't

Only rubbish when it's rubbish though. Plastic isn't the problem, plastic waste is the problem. Tense plastic waste is the worst, although kickalong plastic waste is also pretty rubbish.

 

[JFTDWS]

*wraps dog in brown paper and puts a 2nd class stamp on*

I feel like I'm going to have a heft "insufficient postage" fine when she arrives!

 

[milliepops]

Only rubbish when it's rubbish though. Plastic isn't the problem, plastic waste is the problem. Tense plastic waste is the worst, although kickalong plastic waste is also pretty rubbish.

*arrives*
Did someone need something kicked?

 

[JFTDWS]

Only rubbish when it's rubbish though. Plastic isn't the problem, plastic waste is the problem. Tense plastic waste is the worst, although kickalong plastic waste is also pretty rubbish.

True, but I'm lazy and I didn't bother to qualify plastic with single use / unnecessary plastic. My plastic is all kick along - I can't stand tense plastic...

 

[JennBags]

Yoire all so horrible, abusing your plastic 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

 

[JFTDWS]

Yoire all so horrible, abusing your plastic 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Can't help it - I'm plasticist.

 

[Meowy Catkin]

I'm uphauled that that pic of me flouncing off in my little plane has been used without my permission!

 

[JennBags]

Discusting 🤬 sue them for slander

 

[Snitch]

I can't even afford to buy my dog a bed that's the right size for her, apparently

https://flic.kr/p/2dJkw3r

Sorry, but this right here is nothing to be proud of. But I’ve just scored a Bingo point since I’m accusing you of neglect, so ta for that.

 

[Meowy Catkin]

Too blimmin' right!

*grabs head scarf and waves it furiously*

 

[blitznbobs]

Do they still have that bit in the magazine that has something likethe 5 top threads on the forum printed in it .... I would wet myself if this thread
Made it on some level into the mag...

 

[JFTDWS]

Do they still have that bit in the magazine that has something likethe 5 top threads on the forum printed in it .... I would wet myself if this thread
Made it on some level into the mag...

Does anyone out there actually still buy the magazine?!

 

[milliepops]

Do they still have that bit in the magazine that has something likethe 5 top threads on the forum printed in it .... I would wet myself if this thread
Made it on some level into the mag...

Ooh good question
It was always sad when the club house threads never made it but I think this is a qualifying sub forum 😉

 

[milliepops]

Does anyone out there actually still buy the magazine?!

Only when my pony gets a mention 😂
Got a scrapbook, dontchaknow

 

[JennBags]

Does anyone out there actually still buy the magazine?!

Not me, they trebled the price and got a huge eff off from me!

 

[JennBags]

Only when my pony gets a mention 😂
Got a scrapbook, dontchaknow

The only time I've bought it in the last few years is when mp has been in it *secret stalker*


*may not be a secret anymore*

 

[JFTDWS]

Not me, they trebled the price and got a huge eff off from me!

I've never bought it. I don't see the attraction, really. Unless you get your pony a photo in it, like MP!

 

[JFTDWS]

Although I did once get a Fergs thread into the top 5 posts though...

 

[Snitch]

I’ve only got two social science degrees, so I’m too dim and too lazy to read printed material.

ETA both useless when trying to stop somebody jumping off a bridge in their living room.

 

[JFTDWS]

I’ve only got two social science degrees, so I’m too dim and too lazy to read printed material.

Me too.

I mean, I wrote a substantial book (of sorts) for one of mine. But clearly I'm a right thicko who can't string a sentence together or keep track of a line of argu... what now?

 

[Snitch]

Me too.

I mean, I wrote a substantial book (of sorts) for one of mine. But clearly I'm a right thicko who can't string a sentence together or keep track of a line of argu... what now?

Serves you right for being too lazy to do a proper degree. Loser.