milliepops
Wears headscarf aggressively
Oooh good haughty stare, there
Tension in Dressage
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JFTDWS
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Perfect!
Cortez
Tough but Fair
No! There will be specific colours according to how horrible you are, starting with puce.
albeg
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Festive too!
milliepops
Wears headscarf aggressively
This really made me laugh a lot, by the way, I'm still laughing and OH is fuming 😂
JFTDWS
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It's an unusual approach to threatening people, but I think it could work...
Cortez
Tough but Fair
Are you crying, though?
milliepops
Wears headscarf aggressively
No cos I'm a spambot not a troll 😉
Tihamandturkey
Well-Known Member
Sorry I think you're confused I'm not Mrs J 😆 I must have missed that post ðŸ˜
The Fuzzy Furry
Old Timer
That's rather a harsh post C, leave MP to sob quietly 😇
Cortez
Tough but Fair
Mule
Well-Known Member
My grey is good at releasing it on his hocks and tail, especially after I've groomed itðŸ˜I don't know how your horse releases, but mine is grey and I can definitely confirm she releases down her hocks (and tail) rather than her back
The Fuzzy Furry
Old Timer
No, no confusion at all, I'm happy with my surmising ta.
Mrs J, OP and you, all on the same IP address
Snitch
Well-Known Member
Yes, it’s the season of goodwill, ffs.
milliepops
Wears headscarf aggressively
You do realise, if one of us
*wears headscarf at troll*
In the future, they possibly have a case for crying "clique!" now ...
Red-1
I used to be decisive, now I'm not so sure...
No, no confusion at all, I'm happy with my surmising ta.
Mrs J, OP and you, all on the same IP address
Eh? How do you find someone's IP address?
ETA - not that I really know what an IP address is
JFTDWS
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True... But are we worried about upsetting the precious little troll?!
albeg
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Tihamandturkey
Well-Known Member
No, no confusion at all, I'm happy with my surmising ta.
Mrs J, OP and you, all on the same IP address
I think you're a bit clever for your own good tbh I can assure you there is no connection - had too many drinky poos have we???
Mule
Well-Known Member
Ugh, the travel boots are the worst! If you ever see someone at a show scowling while wiping a grey horse's legs with a baby wipe it's likely to be me.
The Fuzzy Furry
Old Timer
Not yet ta
JFTDWS
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OK, now the trolls are suggesting that, not only do we keep the horse stationary during pooing, for ease of collection, now we drink them too?!
PapaverFollis
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I'm pretty sure The Beast just thinks the arena is some kind of horse litter tray. I got a very diplomatic "lost trot" comment and a 5.0 when she did it in our dressage test. It made a change from all the rest of the comments "lacking purpose". Despite the fact that from my perspective on board she felt like a bomb about to go. Thems the breaks.
albeg
Well-Known Member
I'll be the other one, muttering rude things about him under my breath (probably because he's also waited for me to unwrap his tail to "decorate" it)
(only realised you're also over here just now!)
Cortez
Tough but Fair
Doesn't really go with the headscarf, though?
albeg
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Fancy hipflask?
JFTDWS
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Cortez
Tough but Fair
Of course!!
tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
Had to pop out before the interval... what did I miss?