Megibo
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Following my ad for loaning our pony,
OH says " why did you describe the pony as 'fleabitten' ? No one will want it now "!
pmsl, think this one is my favourite!
Following my ad for loaning our pony,
OH says " why did you describe the pony as 'fleabitten' ? No one will want it now "!
My favourite though was my friend's little boy who came have a ride on my boy (same old git but he was a darling with kids!). After we turned him out, he had a wee in the field and they little boy said very excitedly. "Mummy he's got a fold-away willy, can I have one!"
Wouldn't we all like a handy fold away willy.My favourite though was my friend's little boy who came have a ride on my boy (same old git but he was a darling with kids!). After we turned him out, he had a wee in the field and they little boy said very excitedly. "Mummy he's got a fold-away willy, can I have one!"
My brother asked me is a pony a baby horse while pointing at small pony.Doubled over laughing.I have a 16yo 32" shetland for company for my others - i couldnt tell you how many non horsey people have asked how big he'll be when he grows up....
Non-horsey Equine Insurance Underwriter put Narcolepsy on Policy Exclusion. Queried it and they stated the horse was described by Policyholder as 'Nappy'. Wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry!
One know it all chap was talking to me about horses - we were in a group of people - one asked what the difference between a horse and a pony was......
His answer:
A baby horse is a fowl?????!!!!
Then it becomes a Shetland.
Then it turns into a pony.
It then is a horse......
And when it's fully grown and old it becomes a SHIRE!!!!!
Oh how I laughed!!!!
Lmao!! Just made the OH jump by bursting out laughing. He wasn't too impressed but had a little chuckle when I explained did you manage to get the exclusion taken off?
I told a friend years ago that I was buying a Friesian and her response was Your buying a cow!! hmm and she was a horsey friend
My husband can't understand why I'm still having riding lessons when I've been riding for 30 years. "You should know what to do by now".
AAhh yes - arena mirrors - the source of many amusing comments. "Do they really like looking at themselves? they must be terribly vain!"
Well, in some cases - yes!
We were watching the Paralympics and my daughter's BF asked if the horses were the ones with the disability