Things that annoy you (about your dogs).

Mine came in with a half alive bird once when I turned my back for a minute. She gets watched like a hawk now, I hope to never wash bird innards off my floor again.
]I contemplated posting the photo I sent to the terrier's owner while she was in Africa.....pitch black, sideways rain and her damned terrier with a half eaten pigeon he had caught doing circuits of the yard refusing to come indoors or give it to me...at midnight. I just wanted to go to bed!!
 
I have been stood out in the garden supervising with my morning cup of tea and still had a baby GSD go through a 6ft fence panel, because a pigeon landed on it. Popped it clean out of the concrete posts. Yes she knows better now (and the panels have been screwed in 🙄)

I also like to know when they have pooed and what that poo looked like, if I am about to put them in a car for a long journey to an event I've paid a lot of money for (especially when it's a venue where you'll be fined if they crap indoors).
 
I have been stood out in the garden supervising with my morning cup of tea and still had a baby GSD go through a 6ft fence panel, because a pigeon landed on it. Popped it clean out of the concrete posts. Yes she knows better now (and the panels have been screwed in 🙄)

I also like to know when they have pooed and what that poo looked like, if I am about to put them in a car for a long journey to an event I've paid a lot of money for (especially when it's a venue where you'll be fined if they crap indoors).
I’ve always thought it’s a niche skill of mine that I can identify all my dogs poos 🤣
 
My dog has free access to the garden. Doors are often wide open on a dry sunny day. But she toilets like clockwork, so I'm always on hand to pick up her little gifts 😂
thank goodness I'm not the only one. It is very obvious to me if mine has pooed. It's either there or it isn't. :D:D:D:D but I do have a relatively small back garden and one dog.
 
I'm not sure what terrible decisions a dog could make in my garden. It is fenced to 6ft so any dog stays put. There is nothing to chase, if a bird flies past so be it. I don't think I have ever had a dog that chases swallows, the cat looks at them sometimes but never the dog. The flowers are fenced off. I walk round with a scoop clearing up that only takes a couple of minutes.

I am truly amazed that people are unhappy to let their dogs out into the garden on their own. Other than a small puppy that gets fenced into a smaller area I have never not just let them go. When the weather is fine they have the door open and can come in/go out as they wish.
My parents always just let our dog out in the garden when I was a child so I have spent nearly 70 years just letting dogs out into the back garden and never thinking it was odd. We have only ever had mongrels, GSDs and BCs. This is a whole new learning experience.

Didn't you say before you fenced off an area for your dog on your land because it wasn't safe to walk him?

It's great you have that much property but I rent a small bungalow in a suburban area with a low front wall.

People keep their dogs in different ways, that's life.
 
Reminds me Puppy took it into her head to chase swallows. This was not long after I’d had surgery. By the time I’d headed her off I thought I had come undone again and was nearly dead. That was very annoying and she is not ever doing it again.
I had a standard poodle who chased swallows, they drove him nuts. He didn't chase the horses or other livestock (except the connie, but that was their own private game) but swallows:oops: We once went to a horse show, big grassy event and he'd been a good boy all day so as I got back to the car park I thought he deserved a leg stretch and some off lead time. Whereupon a swallow swooped past his nose, he turned and set off in pursuit. Through the showing line up, into the jumping arena in front of some poor girl in between jumps (I think her pony was so surprised he did nothing worse than snort) and eventually stopped at the cross country warm up jump. He returned looking decidedly sheepish, I was red as a tomato.
 
Didn't you say before you fenced off an area for your dog on your land because it wasn't safe to walk him?
Yes I got totally pissed off with walking him. If I took him out with the bike walkers just let their loose dogs come at him even when I put him between me and the hedge and when I took him into towns all I got was "my small dog likes big dogs? so we gave up. He was too kind to actually retaliate and I'm not that keen on other people's loose dogs jumping up at us. We are lucky to have a choice.
. I've always had a small well fenced garden, wouldn't pass a homecheck without one. ,, I am in sheep country, it's not a choice.
 
Yes I got totally pissed off with walking him. If I took him out with the bike walkers just let their loose dogs come at him even when I put him between me and the hedge and when I took him into towns all I got was "my small dog likes big dogs? so we gave up. He was too kind to actually retaliate and I'm not that keen on other people's loose dogs jumping up at us. We are lucky to have a choice.
. I've always had a small well fenced garden, wouldn't pass a homecheck without one. ,, I am in sheep country, it's not a choice.

Well, to use your own words, I could say 'I'm amazed you gave up and didn't train your dog, this is a whole new learning experience', but I didn't, because we are all managing our dogs in the best way we can, depending on our situation and finances.
It is a choice, but it's a choice you can take because you own a property with enough space and have the means to do so.

GSDs try to eat stupid things (a bag of cement, in your case, if I remember correctly? Cat poo and a variety of inanimate objects in mine, the latter born out of a genetic propensity to grip/hold) they can lunge at people walking past or cycling, chase livestock or pet cats, they love to dig holes (which I cannot allow on a property that isn't mine, nor do my landlords want it to smell like a dog toilet) this is what I mean by terrible choices.
So we keep them and other people safe in the best way we can.

Some people see their garden as somewhere to let their dog out for a potter unsupervised and the toilet, I'm sure it's great but I can't so in my situation it's my job to take them out regularly and exercise them and clean them.
 
Well, to use your own words, I could say 'I'm amazed you gave up and didn't train your dog, this is a whole new learning experience', but I didn't, because we are all managing our dogs in the best way we can, depending on our situation and finances.
It is a choice, but it's a choice you can take because you own a property with enough space and have the means to do so.

GSDs try to eat stupid things (a bag of cement, in your case, if I remember correctly? Cat poo and a variety of inanimate objects in mine, the latter born out of a genetic propensity to grip/hold) they can lunge at people walking past or cycling, chase livestock or pet cats, they love to dig holes (which I cannot allow on a property that isn't mine, nor do my landlords want it to smell like a dog toilet) this is what I mean by terrible choices.
So we keep them and other people safe in the best way we can.

Some people see their garden as somewhere to let their dog out for a potter unsupervised and the toilet, I'm sure it's great but I can't so in my situation it's my job to take them out regularly and exercise them and clean them.
my dogs have always been leaded in public, it was other people's dogs that lacked recall off lead that caused our lack of enjoyment. So as we, or at least I, was not enjoying it then it was pointless. Yes I was lucky that I had a choice.

as for eating a bag of cement (not sure why you made that up but still) then if ANY dog ate cement they would need to be straight to the vet's. It takes very little for cement mixed with liquid ie saliva to harden. If it hardened in either the stomach or the gut I have no idea what would happen.

I don't allow lunging at walkers or cyclists with any breed of dog and I certainly don't allow livestock chasing. I think the only thing we agree on is digging which my last pup was keen on until he grew out of it.

you are far more dedicated than I am. If I didn't have somewhere to let a dog out into on it's own for as long as it wanted and ways to exercise that didn't involve lots of walks I wouldn't have a dog. My idea of exercise has often been I drive the compact poo picking and the dog runs along with me.
 
my dogs have always been leaded in public, it was other people's dogs that lacked recall off lead that caused our lack of enjoyment. So as we, or at least I, was not enjoying it then it was pointless. Yes I was lucky that I had a choice.

as for eating a bag of cement (not sure why you made that up but still) then if ANY dog ate cement they would need to be straight to the vet's. It takes very little for cement mixed with liquid ie saliva to harden. If it hardened in either the stomach or the gut I have no idea what would happen.

I don't allow lunging at walkers or cyclists with any breed of dog and I certainly don't allow livestock chasing. I think the only thing we agree on is digging which my last pup was keen on until he grew out of it.

you are far more dedicated than I am. If I didn't have somewhere to let a dog out into on it's own for as long as it wanted and ways to exercise that didn't involve lots of walks I wouldn't have a dog. My idea of exercise has often been I drive the compact poo picking and the dog runs along with me.

I was nearly sure you once posted about your dog trying to eat or open a bag of cement in the back of the car once? I was using it as an example of dogs not making it the best decisions when not being monitored.

I didn't say you allowed livestock chasing, I said we mitigate against those sorts of things in the best way we can.

Working breeds often need more than just pottering and walks, especially if we don't want them to develop destructive behaviours through lack of stimulation and yes, I dedicate a lot of time to fitness, training and occupying their minds. I wouldn't have a dog if I couldn't provide them with that.

Like I say, everyone is different and it doesn't mean we are wrong.
 
I beg your pardon, I just checked and you posted about the dog trying to *tear open* a bag of cement in the back of a vehicle/liked eating paper when he was younger. It still reinforces the point still stands that dogs, and particularly GSDs 🤣 often do stupid stuff when not under close supervision . Yours has obviously grown out of doing stupid stuff, I am not that lucky 🤣
 
Since I downgraded from a van and my boxes are too big, the dog can see a lot more out the window and barks at...everything. It is very, very annoying and I am saving up for a better/more enclosed box to fit my vehicle.
 
Thankfully he outgrew this but as a puppy and before he developed his wiggle he’d run up to people and roll over onto his back. Unfortunately he’d not gained full bladder control and he’d let out an excited wee straight onto the unexpected person. It was worse if people crouched down or greeted him in a squeaky voice. We had a woman come to view our house when we were moving from Somerset and despite me telling her to ignore the puppy, she didn’t and he peed up her immaculate white wool suit.
She didn’t buy the house.
 
There is a car that drives past our house twice a day, usually very early morning and mid evening, sometimes late evening in the summer which makes me think it must be a farm contractor or similar. In the car is a dog with a very distinct, and loud, yelping bark. It yelps constantly the entire time it is in the car. I know this because traffic sometimes backs up past our road and you can hear it coming and going, and other people have commented on it in posts on the community FB page.

How the driver tolerates it I don't know as this would drive me INSANE. And I say this as a person with a dog who screams, but at least her screaming is topical. Even if it does set off the decibel warning on my watch.
 
There is a car that drives past our house twice a day, usually very early morning and mid evening, sometimes late evening in the summer which makes me think it must be a farm contractor or similar. In the car is a dog with a very distinct, and loud, yelping bark. It yelps constantly the entire time it is in the car. I know this because traffic sometimes backs up past our road and you can hear it coming and going, and other people have commented on it in posts on the community FB page.

How the driver tolerates it I don't know as this would drive me INSANE. And I say this as a person with a dog who screams, but at least her screaming is topical. Even if it does set off the decibel warning on my watch.

She's fine on the open road/motorway but anywhere urban/stoppy starty traffic with people and dogs is a right PITA.
 
The live mink in the dog room incident has just been brought back to mind also. Terriers are assholes.
My late lurcher once picked up badger by the scruff and shook it off its feet. Lurcher wasn’t huge, about 22”. Labradors were bouncing around them barking ‘fight fight fight’ like a school playground, I was screaming blue murder. Lurcher finally dropped the badger which bogged off sharpish!
 
She's fine on the open road/motorway but anywhere urban/stoppy starty traffic with people and dogs is a right PITA.

Shouting AT things is understandable (I'm assured that with these it's a feature, not a bug 😂)

I've thought of another one which is that when the dog does something inconvenient or mildly perilous - say, trying to climb into my lap while I have a hot cup of tea - and I express alarm, she must APOLOGISE which involves thrashing and squeaking and generally making the situation even more perilous, which leads to more alarm and raised voices, which results in MORE INTENSE APOLOGISING.
 
Mine will poo wherever, but my Labrador seems to like an audience.

Same Labrador eats poo. Her own poo, another dogs poo, doesn't matter. We were told she might grow out of it, she has not (she's 6 now). We've had all sorts of nutrition chatter with the vet and whatnot, but she's just a poo eater. It's just who she is. I think she'd have a bumper sticker that says #PoopEater4lyfe

The look on our other dogs face as the Lab was going for her poo literally as it was exiting her bum 🤮
 
Pearl won’t pee in garden of the new house so I have to take to beach .
I have to admit it’s a bit of a bind
I love and adore everything about Dram except him getting older sadly he can’t help that.
 
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