DabDab
Thinks the luddites had a point...
I've thought of another one which is that when the dog does something inconvenient or mildly perilous - say, trying to climb into my lap while I have a hot cup of tea - and I express alarm, she must APOLOGISE which involves thrashing and squeaking and generally making the situation even more perilous, which leads to more alarm and raised voices, which results in MORE INTENSE APOLOGISING.
Yes, this. Although ours pairs the wiggling and thrashing with violent licking rather than squeaks.