cobgoblin
Bugrit! Millennium hand and shrimp.
Goodness me neither!
This thread has taught me that we are all fatties who can't ride, have tiny ponies who aren't up to our weight, or ponies who are far too much for us and use 'bondage' to keep them under control, use bute to cover up any lameness, sew up our ponies vulvas because you know...we like to turn out the stallions with the mares for fun ( the stallions that we haven't culled at birth that is) we never trot them ( because where's the fun in trotting?!)...did I miss anything out? It's been a revelation to find out how awful we are!
I'm heading straight out to the field to apologise to my ponies, and I'm going to take up...endurance? That's a nice sport isn't it?!
Be careful, I'm not sure endurance has been 'done' yet.