*hic*
village idiot :D
*sniggers*
*sniggers*
Is it just me, or is there some strange correlation between owning a cob and being inarticulate?
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My partner is very anti cob... however I am completely the opposite much to his dispair. I've met so many big cob characters and they are a laugh to ride! I am not at all surprised by some of the comments though!
Once when riding accompanying out on a particular chunky, hairy, coloured, barrel on legs he asked "Why on Earth have you insisted on riding a cow... pretend your not with me". Ha Ha Ha wasn't so chuffed when superglue seat himself ended up eating the dirt... because my ride stomped through a puddle and splashed his mount...
I sold my cob because he lived on fresh air, too much money left at the end of the month. I know own a TB and all is restored lots of month left
One day Mary said to her husband Bob, "Why don't we get ourselves two cobs? We could go on trail rides and we can keep them in the paddock behind the house." Bob thought that it was a good idea, so the next day they came home with two cobs. There was one problem, however. They couldn't tell the two apart! Sometimes they would get confused and ride the wrong cob. They sat down to have a talk about what they could do to tell the cobs apart. Bob said, "Well, I'll shave my cobs's mane off, and we can tell them apart that way!" After a few months, the mane grew back, and they had the same problem. "I'll cut my cobs's tail short, so then we can tell them apart!" said Mary. But, the tail grew out, and they still had a problem! So they decided to measure the two cobs. Bob would have the biggest one, and Mary would have the smaller one. Guess what they found? The black cob was two inches taller than the gray cob!
*drums fingers on desk*
Shilasdair. My office. Now.
*shuts door*
You really are very naughty. Have you actually done what I told you to and emptied the net of tiddlers? Because if you haven't, Hugh Faintly-Withitall will be after you for unsustainable fishing of an endangered species.
One hour's detention to write 100 times: "I love cobs really. Honest. Cross my heart..."
See me after class. I SHALL be writing to Beelzebub this time and I think you'll find that the regular tuck treats of chocolate locusts will be absent from your lunch box until after half-term![]()
TBF, TBs are not ugly and common like cobs![]()
Because I don't like skinny, thin necked willowy stick legged TB's!!![]()
Well dude! I personally love cobs. They're stunning, gentle, friendly horses and I quite like them. :')
That's just been breed'ist. hahaa! :')
But seriously that's like me slagging off thoroughbreds. (Which I'm not! I love thoroughbreds.)
I would buy one! And I think the 'cob burger' comment was highly inappropriate.
*Rolls eyes*
I take it this is a troll post again? Someone's clearly bored.