Shysmum
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Are you saying my legs are hairy His are more like a mini oil slick atm, due to his POS, so they are quite neat and non- fluffy.
Why do people want to own cobs?
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Are you saying my legs are hairy His are more like a mini oil slick atm, due to his POS, so they are quite neat and non- fluffy.
micramadam
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What happens if you own both? A cob and a warmblood.
D66
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EVERYONE will laugh at you.
micramadam
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Oh dear so that's me well and truly in the proverbial.
Littlelegs
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Long tails full of dreadlocks & tangles with random twigs stuck in aren't usually attractive, but they fit in with the general image of a cob.
tilly49
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Well this got my attention!! I own a Clydesdale x maxi cob and she is fab. She will compete at dressage, jump and do x country upto 2'9, hack on her own and she is defiantly not 'slow, fat, hairy or lazy'!!!
Mongoose11
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No dreadlocks and tangles - just yellow with poo and wee. Classy cob here you see
storm123
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i have an appaloosaXcob and he is insane. hes the fastest horse i know and remains unbeaten at the yard. hes jumped 5ft with me, and is the best in the hunt, he leads and doesnt give up. he is a true inspiration.
Auslander
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I bet the master loves you...
storm123
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oh i do!
mind you he can be a right knob!!!
but like all cobs, is obssesed with his good old food.
mind you he can be a right knob!!!
but like all cobs, is obssesed with his good old food.
JackAT
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Q:What is fat, round, has a hairy chin, is clumsy, bargy, rude, untrainable, inelegant, farts a lot and eats you out of house and home?
A: Your mother-in-law
Ok, so I'm a newbie who has fallen into the cob-thread trap. But that couldn't go unnoticed!!
elijahasgal
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Economical. huge sense of humor. Clever. Great for the smaller rider, usually great first horses. Usually pretty rock solid. But do like to proove to you that they are in charge and only do what they choose to for you!
I ride a friends one, he is very entertaining! Helping her find her way to get the best out of him
I ride a friends one, he is very entertaining! Helping her find her way to get the best out of him
Auslander
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There is now a cob living on our yard. Lowers the tone terribly. I'm going to wait til everyone else has left and take the clippers to it. Hairy legs and beards? Not on my watch...
Mike007
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Ok, so I'm a newbie who has fallen into the cob-thread trap. But that couldn't go unnoticed!!
But you have proved your credentials as not being a troll,so dont worry
Anyway welcome to the asylumJFTDWS
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Mine has the most ridiculous beard known to man. I swear it's about 8 inches long
JFTDWS
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Oh OH OH OH where's the poster with the 40 mile an hour cob? 'cos I have a 35 mph highland...
No joke, my gps tracker tells me so:
http://www.endomondo.com/workouts/
LOL
No joke, my gps tracker tells me so:
http://www.endomondo.com/workouts/
LOL
Auslander
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Mine has the most ridiculous beard known to man. I swear it's about 8 inches long
So does mine in winter -despite being in no way, shape or form - a cob. I have a zero tolerance approach to facial hair, so it comes off the moment it starts sprouting
Auslander
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Oh OH OH OH where's the poster with the 40 mile an hour cob? 'cos I have a 35 mph highland...
No joke, my gps tracker tells me so:
http://www.endomondo.com/workouts/
LOL
You've cracked - you let him drive the Landrover. Didn't you?
JFTDWS
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I like it. It saves digging out headcollars. Just grab the beard and tug
He couldn't fit his fat arse in the seat
I think the GPS just ins't that accurate
Mongoose11
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Oooh good work JFTD! Olivia has been officially GPs'd at 29 miles an hour but I know she has gone faster. Perhaps there should be an official Summer competition? Fastest time clocked wins the coveted title of 'Fastest Frikkin' Cob' 2013?
Auslander
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Across the field at the first sign of feed buckets rattling?
Mongoose11
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Ouch, Auslander! You bi**h! Out on a hack I'll have you know. I would never take food up to her field, the fencing wouldn't cope - she'd go straight through it to get to the bucket!
JFTDWS
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Sorry but fat arse isn't eligible - he is actually intentionally bred and not by ******
Mongoose11
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Bum holes - yes ******, forgot he was of a certain quality.... Oh well, more chance of Olive winning
JFTDWS
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Exactly. He's a quality animal. You wouldn't find him in a Findus lasagne...
Prime steak, he is...
Prime steak, he is...
numptynoelle
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Think Shy was down for M&S cob veal at some point (page 47 I think) ... Ferg is probably a bit too active for veal at 35 mph, but I bet he'd make a nice haggis stuffing
JFTDWS
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Get out of here, he's practically Aberdeen Angus, y'know Prime rump steak. Costs a small fortune and best served rare. Very, very rare...
Prime rump steak. Costs a small fortune and best served rare. Very, very rare...numptynoelle
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Fine then, you can make steak from his "meaty" bits (as it were ) but also flog the less interesting parts for haggi making
) but also flog the less interesting parts for haggi making JFTDWS
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Fine then, you can make steak from his "meaty" bits (as it were
He can't manage the veg (bad vet
) but he can defo provide the meat I'm keeping his skin though - I'm going to have him stuffed and mounted on a trolley for in hand showing
numptynoelle
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He can't manage the veg (bad vet
I'm keeping his skin though - I'm going to have him stuffed and mounted on a trolley for in hand showing
Excellent idea - I loved that video that was posted on here ages ago of a woman doing a dressage test on a hobby horse. I may join in if I can find a beast to stand still for long enough to stuff....ooooh, *remembers which thread she's posting on* bet I could find a bone idle cob that would be good for stuffing, and to be honest, would anyone notice the difference?