Why do people want to own cobs?

only_me said:
Actually, I have thought of an idea to give cobs a job.

Imagine them stalled like cows, and collecting the vast quantities of poo that they produce and sell it at a huge profit to gardeners. Plus, the fact that they live on air means profit margins will be huge!
And, as a bonus, when they get older they could be sold to meat man and make you even richer!
:p
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I like it, but you could refine the idea to make them give something back to the environment http://www.biogas-info.co.uk/index.php/ad-map.html
 
only_me said:
Actually, I have thought of an idea to give cobs a job.

Imagine them stalled like cows, and collecting the vast quantities of poo that they produce and sell it at a huge profit to gardeners. Plus, the fact that they live on air means profit margins will be huge!
And, as a bonus, when they get older they could be sold to meat man and make you even richer!
:p
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Ah but we cob owners have been doing this for years! This is where the saying 'head of a lady's maid, backside of a cook ' comes from. Small head- eats less, big bum- poos more. Simples!
 
Think you could class a cob as a mobile office?

Might be able to hook up a bio gas generator and strap over their bum, so portable electric to charge up laptop etc.

The only problem i foresee is that they might move too slow to be classed as "mobile"
 
only_me said:
Think you could class a cob as a mobile office?

Might be able to hook up a bio gas generator and strap over their bum, so portable electric to charge up laptop etc.

The only problem i foresee is that they might move too slow to be classed as "mobile"
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So are they tax deductible or not??
 
I don't think Jesus will answer you, Flicker.
I believe he preferred donkeys to cobs (well, who wouldn't?).
S :)

PS Disappointing number of newbies in my nets - where did all the outraged c*blovers go?
 
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