Worst thing the cat's done.

[Crazy_cat_lady]

Panic over- the sponge has been found under the cloth!

Shows how used I am to AC ways, as to why I didn't think the sponge would be in a position most normal people keep their sponges!!

 

[chaps89]

Stanley is in OH bad books today. He was unpacking the shopping when Stanley helped himself to the fresh loaf of bread. That was Frank's trick (and why we now have a breadbin) but OH is most aggrieved Stanley (who is perfect as far as OH is concerned - to be fair, he is usually very well behaved) got to the bread first.

 

[Crazy_cat_lady]

Stanley is in OH bad books today. He was unpacking the shopping when Stanley helped himself to the fresh loaf of bread. That was Frank's trick (and why we now have a breadbin) but OH is most aggrieved Stanley (who is perfect as far as OH is concerned - to be fair, he is usually very well behaved) got to the bread first.

Oh AC is good at that! Did he run off with it or just chomp on it?

AC suddenly opened his mouth earlier, about to bite into the pack of doritoes. Unfortunately he had forgotten I was sat next to them and shouted NO and shocked, AC scurried off!

I was unpacking once, usually I'm far more hot on his "antics" however I had my back turned once and he got hold of a pack of pack of 9 crumpets, and raced off through the living room with them!!

Funny how your OH with Stanley- mine is the same with AC!

 

[ycbm]

It's very, very cold outside. Did that really excuse one of the cats from peeing in the OH's CLEAN laundry left in a big bag in the hall?
.

 

[Crazy_cat_lady]

It's very, very cold outside. Did that really excuse one of the cats from peeing in the OH's CLEAN laundry left in a big bag in the hall?
.

The fact they not only peed on the laundry, but the fact it was clean too ?

 

[ycbm]

The fact they not only peed on the laundry, but the fact it was clean too ?

Yup, the dirty pile on the floor? No. The clean bag in the hall. Yup. If we knew which one of the two it was .....

 

[ownedbyaconnie]

Teddy doesn’t do cold weather so we have been mouse free for 2 days! But all this snoozing means he’ll have A LOT of energy to burn when it does thaw.

I got myself in such a panic yesterday, a small boy knocked on my front door to say his rabbit was missing. With a cold heavy heart I realised I hadn’t seen teddy for hours. I was CONVINCED he had brought shame to our family and murdered someone’s pet and actually went out in the freezing cold trying to find this rabbit. Rang OH in a panic. Went inside and found his lordship in the airing cupboard. Simultaneously relieved I wasn’t the reason someone’s pet had been killed and eaten and also annoyed I’d been out in the cold whilst Ted was curled up in the warm.

 

[smolmaus]

AC suddenly opened his mouth earlier, about to bite into the pack of doritoes. Unfortunately he had forgotten I was sat next to them and shouted NO and shocked, AC scurried off!

Marnie cat LOVES doritos! She knows the sound of the bag ? I admit I usually let her stick her head in and steal one because it's cute (and I don't want to fight her about it).

Today's bad cat (not really) is Duke, aka Mr Pantaloons who cost £200 at the vet this morning for tests to figure out what is causing his chronic eye drips and inflamed gums! It's almost certainly FHV but tests still gotta happen! He is getting better with the vet and only hid under the bed for 5 minutes until I got out the Tuna Tube Goop. He's having a self care day now.

Nice of them to return 100% of the cat but I was expecting half his leg to be shaved from this volume of fur, not like 3/4in ?

 

[BeckyFlowers]

My old cat Nelson loved sweet popcorn, he wouldn't leave me alone if I had a bag! Funny old fruits aren't they.

 

[Michen]

It's very, very cold outside. Did that really excuse one of the cats from peeing in the OH's CLEAN laundry left in a big bag in the hall?
.

This makes me feel better. My usually fastidious cat pissed on my newly made up bed this week. Looked me right in the eye whilst he did it as I walked into the room.

I am now enforcing he goes outside regularly but he just climbs the windows and meows through them. Pathetic.

 

[Rumtytum]

Years ago my ex husband and I were lying in bed talking one Sunday morning when Tigga decided to join us. A few minutes later ex h leaped up yelling there’s a flopping spider in the bed it’s just run down my leg. No, not a spider, it was cat pee ?

 

[cobgoblin]

Ours is refusing to leave the house due to the snow. She didn't pee or poo for 24hrs despite being chucked out. I was hoping the cold would make her wee, but nope, turned around and cried to come in. Eventually she deigned to wee in the dirt tray but apparently can't poo in it... She did that on the fluffy rug on OH's side of the bed. ?

 

[southerncomfort]

I once walked across the wood floor in the living room and was alarmed to discover that I was leaving a trail of blood behind.

Checked the boots I was wearing and found a mouse head dangling from the sole of my right boot. ?

Found the rest of the mouse under the dinner table.

 

[ownedbyaconnie]

OH has just picked up today's mouse organ. We read an article that apparently if you feed cats a diet rich in meat and play with them lots it curbs that instinct slightly. Well I can confirm that is a load of baloney.

He's now decided to plonk himself on my lap which means I'm now working in a very weird position so as not to disturb his royal highness. Why can't he sit on me in the evening! I'm sure baby isn't complaining though, he is at least keeping my tum nice and warm.

 

[Crazy_cat_lady]

PD has woken me up the last 2 days- deciding to try and strip the wallpaper as it obviously isn't to her taste!

She did this a while pack, and it was glued down. Clearly she's not happy at the lack of progress since!

 

[Rootsinriding]

Saw my cat trying to eat someone front registration off their car yesterday ?‍
I have another cat who will bring live birds in through the window and let them loose in my house at any given time.

 

[TwoForTwo]

My Robba cat was obsessed with crisps, to the point where you couldn’t get your hand in the bag because he had his head in it! He also once bought in two raw fillet steaks through the cat flap, I think he stole it from a bbq. In the summer mum would leave the car windows open in the garage and we would go out and more than once you would get half way somewhere and his little face would appear from the boot!! His younger but much larger brother Josh very rarely did anything bad.

 

[HufflyPuffly]

Huffle has today decided she can get round my cat proofing at the back ???‍.

Left the back door open for her, carried on working, she appeared in the front garden ?. She now won’t show me where she got out for me to reinforce, git!

 

[Crazy_cat_lady]

I've just been reading an article on ragdolls. All very accurate, however it refers to their "masters"
ha I think they should use the word servants!

 

[HashRouge]

I've just been reading an article on ragdolls. All very accurate, however it refers to their "masters"
ha I think they should use the word servants!

My Dad is very fond of quoting "dogs have masters, cats have staff".
Him and mum also have a lovely wall tile that I bought in Córdoba on my year abroad, which has a picture of a cat and the motto "En esta casa se hace lo que manda el gato" (in this house, you do what the cat commands). My parents follow this to the tee and utter slaves to the cat! He wants to sleep in his box on the kitchen table while they eat dinner? No problem, they'll just serve dinner round him! He wants a portion of whatever meat/ fish they're eating? No problem, they've already saved him a giant portion!

 

[Crazy_cat_lady]

Heard some noises from the kitchen...

A washed out applawse tin hadn't been put in the recycling7

 

[BeckyFlowers]

The scowl on her face ????????

 

[BeckyFlowers]

The pics of Gary in the bin (post 303) have to be some of my all-time favourite ever cat pics. Never fails to make me LOL.

 

[Crazy_cat_lady]

The scowl on her face ????????

The pics of Gary in the bin (post 303) have to be some of my all-time favourite ever cat pics. Never fails to make me LOL.

Oh she was VERY unimpressed I removed the forbidden fruit! She definitely sulks and scowls if told off

I know Gary/ AC was being so bad in the bin but I nearly died laughing seeing him in there! I'd love to enter it for a competition or something. The bin lid now has to be weighted down on a night, and the bag hidden in the bin, or if gets shredded

 

[ycbm]

Ours is refusing to leave the house due to the snow. She didn't pee or poo for 24hrs despite being chucked out. I was hoping the cold would make her wee, but nope, turned around and cried to come in. Eventually she deigned to wee in the dirt tray but apparently can't poo in it... She did that on the fluffy rug on OH's side of the bed. ?

I've just found a clean folded towel that was meant to go in the cupboard, completely dry but stinking!

We've had to have the burners on for a week to stop the house freezing. This was the first day it wasn't lit . Her face ?

 

[Crazy_cat_lady]

Gary continues his sponge obsession. A pack of 10 sponges was purchased Saturday, one was killed within 24 hours, bringing us down to 9. Today, the 2nd sponge nearly met its match...

The top photo is from yesterday, the bottom 2 are today!

 

[Rumtytum]

Oh Gary ?! What have sponges ever done to you? ???

 

[smolmaus]

Still covered in suds and everything ? Gary please

 

[HufflyPuffly]

He's too funny!

Huffle stopped her sponge obsession and moved on to paint brushes, all paint brushes must be locked away or they will end up shredded...

 

[Crazy_cat_lady]

He's too funny!

Huffle stopped her sponge obsession and moved on to paint brushes, all paint brushes must be locked away or they will end up shredded...

How funny she's moved on to shredding paint brushes!

The sponge is usually locked away but it's so annoying to either have just got in the bath, or just got comfortable about to go to sleep, then suddenly remember you left the flipping sponge out!