Peregrine Falcon
Looking forward to cooler days
Black cat very nearly got himself a ride to the tip today. Hopped in husbands car whilst he was loading stuff up. Only spotted by his long tail waving about!
Worst thing the cat's done.
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FinnishLapphund
There's no cow on the ice
Fröjdis and Essy was birdwatching from the windowsill behind me, there's empty plant free spots to accommodate cats, there's even two plants who doesn't take up their whole pots without there's room for a cat to sit next to the plant. Yet, just some minutes ago, *bang*, when I turned around, where there used to be a not sittable for cats plant pot, there was only Essy
Ratface
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Just love the look of absolute amazement (or triumph!) that cats have when they have "encouraged" something to fall off when they "just happened" to be passing it . . .
Henry30
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These answers are so funny and I LOVE all the cat photos.
The worst my cat has ever done is eat half a kilo of wing tips which were intended for him either way, I guess he is pretty chill for a cat, almost never jumped on the counter top <3
The worst my cat has ever done is eat half a kilo of wing tips which were intended for him either way, I guess he is pretty chill for a cat, almost never jumped on the counter top <3
Lady Jane
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This thread has gone a it quiet so I think it needs a nudge. Not worst but very cute.....our 9 month old kittens started going out about 2 months ago and one of them is bringing a stream of feathers and is very pleased with herself. Reckon she will get enough and build her own bird
ycbm
Einstein would be proud of my Insanity...
We didn't teach her this. It's how she begs for dreamies. She will do it for a head rub too if she thinks she isn't getting enough attention. This isn't a moment in time, she will do it for ages, waving her paw around.
RLS
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One of my boy cats had obviously been out fighting and got a bite on his face, which turned into a large abscess. So, of course he decides to sleep on my bed where abscess burst overnight - cue me changing pus/ blood covered bedsheets at 1am. And a £100 bill at the vets. Just as well I love the little darlings. (and he's on the mend, just with a rather bald side to his face at the moment)
Lady Jane
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Gross but a burst abscess is good (preferably not on your bed)
mini-eventer
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My normally very clean lady cat, pooed under the bed at 3am this morning. The bigger cat was asleep in the doorway blocking her exit 
Cavalier
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My tortie does this too
Tiddlypom
Carries on creakily
It’s a hard job supervising the workers, but someone’s got to do it.
Sometimes an assistant is needed.
Sometimes an assistant is needed.
Lady Jane
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No pictures - but my cat came in today with a small slug attached to her 
- may not be the worst but to me the most disgusting thing she has done.....and there was a bit of slug trail on that patch - gross!
- may not be the worst but to me the most disgusting thing she has done.....and there was a bit of slug trail on that patch - gross!
Kunoichi73
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We had one chap who would eat slugs. He'd come in with greenish foaming slug drool round his mouth!No pictures - but my cat came in today with a small slug attached to her
OrangeAndLemon
Afraid of exorcism
We had a very fluffy Persian cat and lived in a rural location with long grass all around the house.No pictures - but my cat came in today with a small slug attached to her
We regularly had to inspect her tummy fluff for joyriding slugs.
The difficulty was that she didn't appreciate being handled (rescue cat who in her first home had been beaten and kicked so she wasn't a fan of humans) so it was a two person job for me and my brother. One of us held up her front legs, displaying the tummy fluff, and the other would search the fluff was slugs and remove them; ideally without squishing them
Lady Jane
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I must be grateful this little girl is non fluffy and cuddly!We had a very fluffy Persian cat and lived in a rural location with long grass all around the house.
We regularly had to inspect her tummy fluff for joyriding slugs.
The difficulty was that she didn't appreciate being handled (rescue cat who in her first home had been beaten and kicked so she wasn't a fan of humans) so it was a two person job for me and my brother. One of us held up her front legs, displaying the tummy fluff, and the other would search the fluff was slugs and remove them; ideally without squishing them
Lady Jane
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That must win the prize for the most disgusting cat behaviourWe had one chap who would eat slugs. He'd come in with greenish foaming slug drool round his mouth!
. I bet you didn't let her kiss you for a while!
Rumtytum
Have Marmite, will travel
Reminds me of my friends’ cat. One evening they had people round for dinner and were sat eating when their cat walked in, climbed the spiral staircase and vomited the contents of its just eaten meal from a height of eight foot 
ownedbyaconnie
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Came back from holiday.
The York area is down one squirrel and a new conquest for Teddy… A MAGPIE. IN MY ROOM. BY MY BED.
The York area is down one squirrel and a new conquest for Teddy… A MAGPIE. IN MY ROOM. BY MY BED.
asmp
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You win over the 3 piles of sick that greeted me back after a weekend away (Daughter reckoned it all happened between her feeding cat and us coming home)
ycbm
Einstein would be proud of my Insanity...
She's just been sick under the middle on the head of a 5ft bed, meaning I had to shift tables and crawl in at face height to deal with it. Ta, Noo.
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blodwyn1
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Smokey cat was sick on conservatory marble floor which has taken the top surface off!
HopOnTrot
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Bit someone at my neighbours house!
Keith_Beef
Novice equestrian, accomplished equichetrian
Cat sick can strip the surface of marble?
Cloball
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some how got a pelvic fracture between 5am when he was throwing a mouse around the kitchen and 10am when he wobbled home 
thankfully stable and none weight baring so no surgery needed
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Cloball
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Month of box rest and painkillers 
which I'm sure he will not enjoy
which I'm sure he will not enjoy
Cloball
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M came home at night very doped up had a settled night with OH sleeping with him in the kitchen 
back off to the vets for some Ivs and monitoring as he needs his peeing monitored. Need a large but low litter tray for him as the ones w have are too high or too small and I don't have a box cutter. He's had a bit of food and it demanded cuddles!
back off to the vets for some Ivs and monitoring as he needs his peeing monitored. Need a large but low litter tray for him as the ones w have are too high or too small and I don't have a box cutter. He's had a bit of food and it demanded cuddles!
Rumtytum
Have Marmite, will travel
Bless the boy, wishing him wellM came home at night very doped up had a settled night with OH sleeping with him in the kitchen
Cloball
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Thanks guys I know you all have a poo dance for a colicky pony but can we have a wee samba for a sore kitty. If he doesn't wee by himself he might need catheterised and 24/7 inpatient care. Ive made him a flat litter tray with grass screens but it's so ideal for a kitty who likes to go in my flower beds.
Rumtytum
Have Marmite, will travel
Doing the wee dance, everything crossed and positive vibes heading his (and your) way, really hope the litter tray proves attractive
Ratface
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Rodriguez Catto has just watched with amazement as I have done a wee dance in the saloon. He has now stalked off, with a " humans are very odd" expression.
I hope your poorly cat improves soon.
I hope your poorly cat improves soon.