Celestica
Well-Known Member
Can't see the harm in it as long as your instincts say it's all good! After all you might learn something very new and helpful aswell as making a good new friend
Job description: Spooky jumping filler
Required skills: extreme alcoholism, strong liver (fit to take repeated alcoholic binges), startling appearance (bright wigs and clown make up can be provided).
Aggressive drunks may have future prospects in training showjumpers by "rapping" horses' legs to encourage a cleaner, tidier jump...
Think you can do it?
Where do I sign up???
I already have the startling appearance - bright red hair (clown wig!) and tattoos (clown make up?!) so I'm just the woman for the job!!!
Extreme alcoholism (I'll treat it as a work in progress!) and strong liver.....well we'll see won't we!!!
As long as I can also have a large catchers mitt for when Dolly puts a stop in so I can catch daughter, instead of her wiping the jump out like she usually does
I had another thought, if Auslander is giving me dressage lessons can I have PaddyMonty for SJ? Or is that too greedy?
I'd rather he competed the highand for me. Any excuse to see him in his jodhs
I like your thinking
Is it possible to drag a forum down quite that low?You can always count on me to drag the forum down to my level
Is it possible to drag a forum down quite that low?
Plus another has given me some very wise words this weekend at SJ which led to our first ever double clear - hurrah!
Surely you were just inspired by the sight of him in jodhs?
oooo who's hot in jods?!
Auslander is another one i would love lessons off (if they would teach me ), Spiderman, kerille (sorry if spelt wrong!), frodo beautin, JFTD (yes you read that right!) and FDC if i could ride fany (one N!)
D1 has had a lesson with Pippipony. It was very, very good
Only if I got a go on your horse!! Oh - and you need to move to Berkshire...
I'll let you know if I'm ever in Kent - we can play ponies!!
Surely you were just inspired by the sight of him in jodhs?
How did I miss this one?! Yes me and JFTD are going to take mini redmone out for some fun one day we will just hide all our mothers together to get nervous .
Auslander is another one i would love lessons off (if they would teach me ), Spiderman, kerille (sorry if spelt wrong!), frodo beautin, JFTD (yes you read that right!) and FDC if i could ride fany (one N!)
Only if I got a go on your horse!! Oh - and you need to move to Berkshire...
I'll let you know if I'm ever in Kent - we can play ponies!!
More to the point, how did you know it was me BeckyD was referring to? I don't think either of us has mentioned it.
Tarrsteps, Kerilli and PS would be fantastic but would be way too mortified of my level of riding to do it!