You know it's COLD when............

[burtie]

When you trap your finger shutting the gate and it still hurts 5 hours later,

But it's only really really cold when you do this and don't notice until 5 hours later!

 

[Potato!]

... the vodka freezes in my water-bottle on the exercise bike at the gym...

Vodka doesn’t freeze. I think that if it has then it’s not genuine Vodka. (my brother had that with Sainsburys vodka, he took it back and got his money back.)

 

[jokadoka]

Two years ago the water in my senseo coffee machine froze, and I mean rock solid!
This wasn't at a cold windy yard but in my kitchen at home!

 

[sakura]

when the only original window left in your house looks like this in the morning

luckily it's only the utility room and it didn't make the rest of the house much colder!

 

[Enfys]

when poop freezes solid - DO NOT kick piles of dung.

 

[Ibblebibble]

oh it's been positively balmy this year compared to last!!! i haven't had to break the ice on the water butt with an axe this year yet!!!

 

[debsey1]

when poop freezes solid - DO NOT kick piles of dung.

Lol, I've done this, it's like kicking a rock!!

 

[1973horse]

Sprout - Where you living in an igloo?!?

pmsl ive just spurted coffee out my nose

 

[SuperCoblet]

When even a sharp shovel can't knock the poo up off the yard! Then you end up kicking it and killing your foot!

 

[soxsmummy]

When you go out with wet hair and it freezes !

 

[vienna]

your beloved sports car skids on random ice patch going 20 m.p.h and gets wrote off!!

 

[MyBoyChe]

You cut a great chunk out of your finger on the sharp ice whilst attacking the water trough in the field and dont even feel it until you notice all the blood about 5 minutes later

 

[cremedemonthe]

Yes, it's raw out there today, about minus 6 here at the moment but we have just received a letter from my auntie who lives in Canada saying it went down to minus 35 but now it's gone "up" to minus 12, so that's alright then!

 

[vienna]

The gas and electric companies are rubbing their hands together

 

[Mrs B]

Vodka doesn’t freeze. I think that if it has then it’s not genuine Vodka. (my brother had that with Sainsburys vodka, he took it back and got his money back.)

Ah! That's where I've been going wrong, then...

 

[Moomin1]

You're hands stick to the gate the second you try to open it!!!

 

[Merrymoles]

I know it's cold today cos there's no mud! Hurrah!

 

[Enfys]

Yes, it's raw out there today, about minus 6 here at the moment but we have just received a letter from my auntie who lives in Canada saying it went down to minus 35 but now it's gone "up" to minus 12, so that's alright then!

It is all in the mind, 23C rise, not bad

She isn't in Ontario then! It's a whopping, and balmy, 3C here today, bloody mud everywhere, bring back the minus C's I say.

I've been out all morning rolling the ruts down.

 

[Enfys]

You cut a great chunk out of your finger on the sharp ice whilst attacking the water trough in the field and dont even feel it until you notice all the blood about 5 minutes later

Why are you touching it

Axe or an ice pick and a sieve to get it out with. Way to go.

 

[Enfys]

You're hands stick to the gate the second you try to open it!!!

Just don't lick it!

 

[Enfys]

When you go out with wet hair and it freezes !

It also snaps voice of experience here.

 

[Tinsel Trouble]

when the washing machine floods the tack room as the outlet pipe is blocked with ice!!!

 

[Moomin1]

Hahaha!!! Enfys are you suggesting I am a window licker?!!!

 

[Enfys]

Hahaha!!! Enfys are you suggesting I am a window licker?!!!

If the cap fits

 

[Moomin1]

If the cap fits

..Climbing frames are better!!!

 

[Ibblebibble]

The gas and electric companies are rubbing their hands together

they can rub them all they like lol, log burner all the way