Cobbytype
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Post it off to Chris on Spring Watch - he'll know what species the offending article belongs to.
Could easily be a human poo.
We had a neighbour lay out a massive one (and I mean mahoosive) under our front doormat once. That was a fun mess to clear up! Bleugh!
I would've returned it to him though his letter box.
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Unfortunately, that wasn't possible. He had stamped on the doormat and squished it down hard *shudders*
After having our work toilet annihilated a few times I can confirm that there is nothing as huge as a lorry driver's poo
Darbs you know some very odd people.
Now this is particularly grim, but you did start this conversation.... that poo could be human.
About 25 years ago I was fishing with a friend of mine who was quite a big bloke.
He wandered off into the tree's and after about half an hour came back saying that I needed to come and look at something. He had done a poo that was about the width of my arm and almost as long! I can still remember it to this day. I cringe at it.
This same guy could be particularly rough. One night in our local pub he came in with a match box. He showed us the contents and we had to guess what it was. It looked like a very small furry animal that had died and started to decompose. It turned out to be the old fluff he had pulled out of his bellybutton in the bath!
(There was also another incident in the same pub with him wearing some very tight shorts but I can't bring myself to recount that on here!)
One of the kids I used to look after when I was a nanny would only go to the loo once a week. She would produce poos that were literally the size of a baby's arm. They wouldn't flush and the kids would just put loo roll on top of it then the loo would get blocked. I would have to go armed with a peg on my nose, rubber gloves, a bin bag, Domestos and a knife to chop it up so it would flush. The child was 7 when I started having to do this. I am almost retching typing this remembering the smell and feel of it when I had to chop it up.
So in response - yes it could very easily be a human poo.
OMG !, how if a healthy diet is eaten can it be possible to go to the loo once a week. Fibre in horse and human has only one result, the morning routine !! Two wheel barrows out of Ted and ........well, that will do I think !
OMG !, how if a healthy diet is eaten can it be possible to go to the loo once a week. Fibre in horse and human has only one result, the morning routine !! Two wheel barrows out of Ted and ........well, that will do I think !
This reminds me of the Phantom Logger we had in work. Next to our office we have a single ladies' loo. About 4 years ago, for a period of about 7-8 months, every 10 days or so a giant poo would appear in our toilet. No matter how many times you flushed, it would just stay there. It wasn't a floater, it was a bottom dweller so it was the sheer weight of it that rendered it completely unflushable. There must be about 50 ladies' loos in the building but the Phantom Logger chose us. We had to phone facilities management so often it was getting embarrassing.
Then we had to move out for4 months as they were refurbishing the offices. When we moved back they changed the access permissions on the doors so only people in our office could access the toilet. We've never had a problem since.
Then I would send it back and the mat and turn it upside down and jump on it squishing into his thresholdUnfortunately, that wasn't possible. He had stamped on the doormat and squished it down hard *shudders*
A surprising amount of the supposed "dog poo" that people find on verges and other public areas, is in fact left by humans - often runners, who don't even pause in their run. The latter tend to leave especially loose and foul smelling doings; apparently it's something to do with how exercising affects their digestive tract. Grim as a grim thing, but true.
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This thread is horrendous but I just couldn't stop reading. I now just feel strange.
A friend used to work as cabin crew on Qatar Airlines. Apparently the Arabs don't use the toilet, they use the floor.
What is the deal with those toilets in some European countries where it's like a shower tray and a small draining hole?