butt lift/scrunch jods/breeches.

[ester]

I know we get these in 'gym' leggings, because apparently looking like you have a wedgie permanently is a good thing.
They look like this.

Today I saw a pair of jods/breeches but google isn't finding who is making them, anyone know? ?

 

[DirectorFury]

Wtaf!
My best guess is either Aztec Diamond or Holland and Cooper - seems very “on brand”.

 

[little_critter]

Yuck

 

[AShetlandBitMeOnce]

Probably Black Heart Equestrian ?

Salty reply.. I know

 

[ester]

So far negative, they had stripey silicone knee grips and belt loops if that helps ?

 

[GreyMane]

Wow. What's next, the camel toe pleat? ?

In other fashion news, my friend sent me this, and asked if they were modelling the "already dragged through a hedge backwards" look to save the horse the bother of doing it.

Sorry to digress.

 

[Meowy Catkin]

Plus no bras... because horse riding is the ideal time to go braless(!)

 

[Snicklefritz]

Another thing that looks terrible are the white breeches with black fullseat patches that go up the back of the bum, but narrower than in normal fullseats. Makes the rider look like they are wearing a diaper!! Unless we’re under 3 or over 80, we don’t need that!!!

 

[little_critter]

Wow. What's next, the camel toe pleat? ?

In other fashion news, my friend sent me this, and asked if they were modelling the "already dragged through a hedge backwards" look to save the horse the bother of doing it.

Sorry to digress.

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But at least you can fit a full jockey skull under those hats

 

[SOS]

Wow. What's next, the camel toe pleat? ?

In other fashion news, my friend sent me this, and asked if they were modelling the "already dragged through a hedge backwards" look to save the horse the bother of doing it.

Sorry to digress.

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Tbf this is what I look like standing next to a spotless pony on show morning. A bit like a thelwell character!

 

[ycbm]

Wow. What's next, the camel toe pleat? ?

In other fashion news, my friend sent me this, and asked if they were modelling the "already dragged through a hedge backwards" look to save the horse the bother of doing it.

Sorry to digress.

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I'd love winged breeches to come back in fashion, they're so much more flattering!
.

 

[GreyMane]

I'd love winged breeches to come back in fashion, they're so much more flattering!

Have always liked the look of WWII Land Army breeches, I have a fondness for corduroy!
I may be romanticising things somewhat though, not sure if the reinforced seams shown here would be all that comfortable to ride in

http://www.periodcostume.co.uk/womens-land-army-breeches/

The ubiquity of trousers with low waists and really short zips annoys me. In the days of high waists+long zips you didn't expose your rear end when bending down, you could take in the waist till it fitted you, and still have room to squeeze your backside through the remaining gap!
I'm off to have my cocoa and listen to the wireless now.

 

[ester]

Ahem, I gave you all a very important task!

ycbm you are just in the wrong place, flappy breeches were catwalking not long ago too so you just need to be there instead of actually riding a horse ?

 

[DirectorFury]

Based on nearly an hours googling (I really do need to get a life) I’ve ruled out:
- Aztec
- Holland and Cooper
- Animo
- Black Heart
- Ghdho
- anything in stock at HVS, Equiport, Redpost, Equikro

the breeches that ester is talking about are buff/beige with stripy black silicon knee patches. I can’t find any beige breeches with stripy black knee patches, regardless of the dodgy scrunch butt lift detail!

 

[Art Nouveau]

These? https://www.euro-star.de/en/product/riding-tights-esflying-famous-fullgrip/

 

[teapot]

No luck so far but did find a pair where the grip was loads of flowers?!

https://www.dressagedeluxe.co.uk/clothing/breeches/ps-of-sweden-candice-breeches-beige__2485

-vomit-

 

[YorksG]

Have I missed something? Why do all the models stick their backsides out?

 

[CMcC]

More fashion news. Very practical for stuffing haynets.

https://www.agentprovocateur.com/?c...MKLO1oJfM1qlKFiOPgooh1jKI_XKT4DRoC2BMQAvD_BwE

 

[hobo]

Grey mane I have only just stopped laughing thank you!

 

[Reacher]

I know we get these in 'gym' leggings, because apparently looking like you have a wedgie permanently is a good thing.
They look like this.

Today I saw a pair of jods/breeches but google isn't finding who is making them, anyone know? ?

OMG those are vile
PS and the baboons arse colour doesn’t help ?

 

[ycbm]

Have I missed something? Why do all the models stick their backsides out?

Kim Kardashian.

Do you know some people have bum implants these days ? ?

 

[Reacher]

Kim Kardashian.

Do you know some people have bum implants these days ? ?

I watched the “when surgeries go wrong “ (not sure of real title) where they removed a butt implant from a very slight girl - it was huge and stuck out at weird angle. (They did a good job with the reconstruction)

 

[cauda equina]

I watched the “when surgeries go wrong “ (not sure of real title) where they removed a butt implant from a very slight girl - it was huge and stuck out at weird angle. (They did a good job with the reconstruction)

Botched?
It's amazing how some people will mutilate their perfectly good bodies

 

[Reacher]

Botched?
It's amazing how some people will mutilate their perfectly good bodies

Yes that’s the one.
Indeed, it’s very sad

 

[AShetlandBitMeOnce]

These? https://www.euro-star.de/en/product/riding-tights-esflying-famous-fullgrip/

Those are ludicrously priced, you can get those in the form of gym leggings from Amazon for £10 and they look to be near identical..

 

[GreyMane]

More fashion news. Very practical for stuffing haynets.

https://www.agentprovocateur.com/?cmp=PS010203&campaign=UK - Brand - Core - Exact&gclid=CjwKCAjwyvaJBhBpEiwA8d38vK42VyFQxi90s3wrwKBmvyMKLO1oJfM1qlKFiOPgooh1jKI_XKT4DRoC2BMQAvD_BwE

Oh my God!!
I don't know whether to scratch uncontrollably, or worry about the PAS standard of those hats.

 

[GreyMane]

Kim Kardashian.

Do you know some people have bum implants these days ? ?

Where were all these trends when I was growing up, and feeling sad that my bum was too big?
But whether it's unattainably thin, unattainably surgically enhanced or some other thing, seems the goal will forever be unattainable, for all but a few.

 

[teapot]

Oh my God!!
I don't know whether to scratch uncontrollably, or worry about the PAS standard of those hats.

Only two wearing gloves too. Awful.

 

[ester]

All nos so far, they looked like traditional breeches with a full seat rather than riding tights. Just that the full seat bit had this particular speciality ?

 

[cauda equina]

Maybe it was just this
https://www.definition-of.com/hungry+arse