butt lift/scrunch jods/breeches.

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I know we get these in 'gym' leggings, because apparently looking like you have a wedgie permanently is a good thing.
They look like this.
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Today I saw a pair of jods/breeches but google isn't finding who is making them, anyone know? ?
 
Another thing that looks terrible are the white breeches with black fullseat patches that go up the back of the bum, but narrower than in normal fullseats. Makes the rider look like they are wearing a diaper!! Unless we’re under 3 or over 80, we don’t need that!!!
 
GreyMane said:
Wow. What's next, the camel toe pleat? ?

In other fashion news, my friend sent me this, and asked if they were modelling the "already dragged through a hedge backwards" look to save the horse the bother of doing it.

Sorry to digress.

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But at least you can fit a full jockey skull under those hats
 
GreyMane said:
Wow. What's next, the camel toe pleat? ?

In other fashion news, my friend sent me this, and asked if they were modelling the "already dragged through a hedge backwards" look to save the horse the bother of doing it.

Sorry to digress.

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Tbf this is what I look like standing next to a spotless pony on show morning. A bit like a thelwell character!
 
GreyMane said:
Wow. What's next, the camel toe pleat? ?

In other fashion news, my friend sent me this, and asked if they were modelling the "already dragged through a hedge backwards" look to save the horse the bother of doing it.

Sorry to digress.

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I'd love winged breeches to come back in fashion, they're so much more flattering!
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ycbm said:
I'd love winged breeches to come back in fashion, they're so much more flattering!
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Have always liked the look of WWII Land Army breeches, I have a fondness for corduroy!
I may be romanticising things somewhat though, not sure if the reinforced seams shown here would be all that comfortable to ride in

http://www.periodcostume.co.uk/womens-land-army-breeches/

The ubiquity of trousers with low waists and really short zips annoys me. In the days of high waists+long zips you didn't expose your rear end when bending down, you could take in the waist till it fitted you, and still have room to squeeze your backside through the remaining gap!
I'm off to have my cocoa and listen to the wireless now.
 
Based on nearly an hours googling (I really do need to get a life) I’ve ruled out:
- Aztec
- Holland and Cooper
- Animo
- Black Heart
- Ghdho
- anything in stock at HVS, Equiport, Redpost, Equikro

the breeches that ester is talking about are buff/beige with stripy black silicon knee patches. I can’t find any beige breeches with stripy black knee patches, regardless of the dodgy scrunch butt lift detail!
 
ester said:
I know we get these in 'gym' leggings, because apparently looking like you have a wedgie permanently is a good thing.
They look like this.
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Today I saw a pair of jods/breeches but google isn't finding who is making them, anyone know? ?
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OMG those are vile
PS and the baboons arse colour doesn’t help ?
 
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ycbm said:
Kim Kardashian.

Do you know some people have bum implants these days ? ?
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I watched the “when surgeries go wrong “ (not sure of real title) where they removed a butt implant from a very slight girl - it was huge and stuck out at weird angle. (They did a good job with the reconstruction)
 
ycbm said:
Kim Kardashian.

Do you know some people have bum implants these days ? ?
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Where were all these trends when I was growing up, and feeling sad that my bum was too big?
But whether it's unattainably thin, unattainably surgically enhanced or some other thing, seems the goal will forever be unattainable, for all but a few.

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All nos so far, they looked like traditional breeches with a full seat rather than riding tights. Just that the full seat bit had this particular speciality ?
 
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