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Mrs. Jingle

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[ 3yo gelding, 16.1h] Beautiful very friendly easy catch from field no stables vices no lump no blemish no wart. Suit companion horse. Due his stringhalt at his hind. Right home to much love place.. between low to middle 4's.

Good luck????
Wow! Suddenly Dolly and the donkeys look more saleable than I imagined. I feel a Mediterranean cruise coming on! 💲💲kerching!!😳
 

Melody Grey

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“Max 8 stone, max 5ft 2 adult rider wanted for 13.2 pony. Very excitable; no galloping in open spaces, fun rides or jumping. Would do a lovely dressage test if someone put the effort in. Full loan, unable to move yards.”

…what a catch! 😆

If I was that tiny I’d be earning some real dollar breaking ponies, not putting in ‘some effort’ for a lovely dressage test on yours.
 

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Just putting the feelers out for a share or loan for my 13.2 gorgeous boy that’s turned 4 back in May. He’s the nicest natured pony, I’ve had him since a baby. He leads nicely and lunges, has had full tack on and has had an eleven year old on him recently I have videos to show how placid he is. He’s been to an inhand show when he was 3 years old. he needs someone to now start his education and get out and do more with him, some inhand shows etc. Due to being a youngster he needs someone experienced and lightweight or a competent child ( he loves kids as he’s grown up with my two ) Loves a fuss and cuddles. I would prefer someone to share or loan from here even for the first couple of months with the view to then take him on elsewhere however for the right person I would consider loaning straight out. He just hasn’t made the height for me to be able to do all of this with him myself sadly and he’s too amazing to be a field ornament.

I read - can someone back and bring on my pony for free and I'll have him back when my kids are big enough/he's safe enough for them.
 

JBM

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Just putting the feelers out for a share or loan for my 13.2 gorgeous boy that’s turned 4 back in May. He’s the nicest natured pony, I’ve had him since a baby. He leads nicely and lunges, has had full tack on and has had an eleven year old on him recently I have videos to show how placid he is. He’s been to an inhand show when he was 3 years old. he needs someone to now start his education and get out and do more with him, some inhand shows etc. Due to being a youngster he needs someone experienced and lightweight or a competent child ( he loves kids as he’s grown up with my two ) Loves a fuss and cuddles. I would prefer someone to share or loan from here even for the first couple of months with the view to then take him on elsewhere however for the right person I would consider loaning straight out. He just hasn’t made the height for me to be able to do all of this with him myself sadly and he’s too amazing to be a field ornament.

I read - can someone back and bring on my pony for free and I'll have him back when my kids are big enough/he's safe enough for them.
I don’t see a problem as she’s been upfront and honest about what the pony has done she just can’t ride him herself.
I’m doing something similar but I sent my girl away to be professionally backed first
 

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Well I fit that description and last time I checked my feet weren't particularly big and hairy...

I would not reply to the advert though, the best thing to do with small ponies is blast around the countryside!
I fit that description too but I’ve got my own pony to do a lovely dressage test on.
 

Melody Grey

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How is paint going to make that look any better 😂
Use the wrapping effect they use on top secret new range rovers, the hypnotic type of effect that messes with your eyes, will look fab then….though I don’t know any horses who’d go anywhere near it!! 😂
 

Goldie's mum

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Not cheeky or ridiculous really, just downright scarey - SO many what ifs

"Considering
⛵️
of my Lovely welsh D x
(If new home found an agreement will be put in place that if circumstances of new owner change he will come back to me so he’s not passed about as this horse has a special place in my heart!)"
 

blitznbobs

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Not cheeky or ridiculous really, just downright scarey - SO many what ifs

"Considering
⛵️
of my Lovely welsh D x
(If new home found an agreement will be put in place that if circumstances of new owner change he will come back to me so he’s not passed about as this horse has a special place in my heart!)"
If you like the pony sign the agreement, you cant put that kind of condition on a sale so not legally binding.
 

abbijay

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Not cheeky or ridiculous really, just downright scarey - SO many what ifs

"Considering
⛵️
of my Lovely welsh D x
(If new home found an agreement will be put in place that if circumstances of new owner change he will come back to me so he’s not passed about as this horse has a special place in my heart!)"
I signed a piece of paper saying this when I bought the baby Clydesdale (knowing it would be virtually impossible to be enforced). I would happily offer them first refusal if I ever have to sell him but they’d have to pay close to market value!
 
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