Cheeky/ridiculous posts you see on Facebook.

[Abacus]

I'm a bit surprised that any supplier would allow payment in arrears. I don't think payment at the point of purchase is something to feel sorry for. If 'all her horses' are saleable, perhaps just one or two would pay for enough hay until spring.

 

[dorsetladette]

Many years ago, I did actually request haylage as my Christmas present. I got it too. It may have been the same winter that I got a wheelbarrow for my birthday (February). I was chuffed with both. I hate receiving tat.

I think I got hay for my birthday one year as a teenager - I was hoping for my dream yard