Funniest Racehorse Names :D

I dont know if we are talking about the same horse but Kybo (or KYBO as in the post on here) was a very very good hurdler a few years ago. Is it the same one?
 
Some crackers here! Have to say that Dolly No Hair still takes some beating. He is a gelding and guess what - he has plenty of chestnut hair
 
tonitot said:
I work with racehorses :) My favourite horse is called My Mate Les but others I know ...

Cheers Big Ears
Suspender Belt (owned by a ladies only syndicate)
Bob Goes Electric

I know more, just gone blank :D
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We trained Cheers Big Ears, sadly looks as though he won't see a racetrack again.
Other funny names we've had are:
Cruisinforabruisin.
Frank The Swank.
Named one of mine Abitofargybargy (for obvious reasons!).
Toying between Lucky Knickers and Maytheluckbewivyou for a new one.
 
tonitot said:
The owners ;) We've had a few good names .. Court Drinking who was by Alke out of Royal Forum, Mister Bit (said fast sounds like missed a bit) Roar Talent by Roar Of The Tiger .... again more, but cant think lol
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Do you work for J Best? I have Court Drinking now. Was funny as had been stopped for drink driving the night before I picked him up (wouldn't have been funny if i'd been over the limit mind).
One of my favourite names running at the moment is Ride A White Swan.
 
I've worked with or had connections with the following
Bodacious Tatas
Liver Problem
Moving Shoulder
Perfectly Vile (she was!!)
Pleasant Temper (not something she possessed - EVIL!)
Hooters
Fin Vin De Leu (say it in a French accent, like a race commentator once did! Had me in stitches! One of the partners who owns it is an R.Curry lol)
Tramway
Careless Virgin
Bold Virgin
Ethics Girl (say like you have a lisp)
High Heel Sneakers
Dancing Granny
Arson Squad
Warhol (he was a $4million dollar yearling, flipped over and smashed himself up and had to be PTS one morning on the way to the gallops)
Leulahleulahlay.
Bare Necessities (which makes me sing every time I see a pedigree with that in it!)
Janet (I won a lot of money on her when she won the Yellow Ribbon, but it is just SUCH a silly name for a horse, let alone a racename!!)
Freefourinternet
Dixiedotcom
Shopping For Love (a great name in all honesty, by Not For Love, out of Instant Shopper)
Do It With Style
Negligee
On A Soapbox (out of Makin A Statement, by Stage Door Johnny)
Ubetido (out of Udontmeanit)
Catherine Howard (by Tower Talk, out of Righteous Girl)
Slugfest
Strawberrydaiquirri (out of Strawberry Morn, who is also the dam of Strawberry Lolly)
High Again
Looky Yonder
Evil Minister (I LOVED this little man!! Born on Friday Feb 15th 2002 (if I remember rightly) No racehorse I've ever worked with had an effect on me like he did!
The Green Monkey (the $16million dollar 2yo, who only ran 3 times and never won!)
 
I hate my racers name Lady Lion comes form her mum Miss Brookie and dad Hunting Lion, so i can see how it has happened, but it's horrid, her sister is Lady Brookie.

I call her Lady Bug and our XC colours are red with black spots!!!! Call her Bug for short though.
 
dwteam said:
Racehorses called
Stilettoesinthemud,
Not So Bright (pore horse)
Lord Of The Reins
Mywifedoesnotknow
Mywifeknowseverything
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Went on a stable visit & met Lord Of The Reins, aka "Dave" I think! Probably the only one I could remember the name of!

I had a Tonto O'Reilly which is the punch line to a rude joke; there was also a Tonto McTavish - same joke.

Worst name I've heard of was "Carpets Made In Devon" - what could you do with that? He's called Fred, maybe as in freadbare.
 
S_N said:
When did you have Frank Vici? We had him at college, which must have been 1997/1998 and he then went on to event with Matt Ryan, got to Advanced I think.
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Think we had him as a 2yo, not sure we ran him. If I remember rightly he then went to Dave Evans', but I was pretty young so may be mistaken.
He ended up with Ian Russell, he retired him from eventing and he went to a RC home.
 
I put £2 to win on a horse called "Gobama" last summer.

Nice dark filly that looked like my (gelding!) and of course I loved the name!

Won it and won me £36!!
 
vicijp said:
Think we had him as a 2yo, not sure we ran him. If I remember rightly he then went to Dave Evans', but I was pretty young so may be mistaken.
He ended up with Ian Russell, he retired him from eventing and he went to a RC home.
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Actually he evented for 3 more seasons with me at Novice/1 star level, retired aged 16 and then did 3 seasons hunting and team chasing :o)
 
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