Funniest Racehorse Names :D

EKW said:
I loved watching Kingsgate Native run. Poetry in motion in his younger days! Well Done on your husband producing such a cracking horse!
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He was a very special horse! Thats why we named our place in Newmarket after him Kingsgate Equine maybe it ill bring us luck? We also had a racing syndicate called Kingsgate Racing which produced a lovely horse called Christopher Wren he was a bit special too. Thank you for your kind comments :)
 
Beausmate said:
Nasty Boss, he was lovely one of my faves. We also had Spice is Nice who was evil!

Cards and Kisses, lovely horse, silly name. Her full sister was Highly Inflammable, great name for a racehorse. One of the worst named horses on the yard was Dottie's Walker. Why?

Another good name was Touch of Danger.

Couple of good ones I've heard fairly recently are Just For Men and Twincamdrift- owned by a Ford fan I wonder?

And Jafeica.
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My Mum used to look after Jafeica when he was in training
 
I have an ex racehorse who is called Haffeyt. Not really funny but didnt have a clue how to pronounce his name when i first got him so i watched him in one of his races on racingpost. The commentator pronounced it as 'Haff8' weird! lol
 
I know it's been mentioned but Strawberry Daiquiri is my absoulute fave! Beautiful horse too!!! My family and I are always having the conversation "when we win the lottery and get some racehorses what are we going to call them?!" a few faves that we have are...
In First Place
Bringing Up The Rear
And The Winner Is
Mrs Humby's Hat
Mrs Humby's Sister (both after my mums friend who I think has a brilliant and hilarious name! And lost her hat at my wedding!)
Champagne Charlie
Polly In My Pocket
Polly the pocket rocket

Ah there's loads! Haha! X
 
Many years ago there was a brood mare called Creepy Crawly who went to Sound Track.

The foal was very well named but it is probably the worse name I have ever heard a horse called

Any guesses as too what he was called?
 
One National Hunt horse that I always remember was Last of the Brownies, it ran in the late 80's early 90's and ran in the Grand National a few times
 
I've never owned a horse in training, but if I had, it'd be named TMMATIT, as in, Throw More Money At IT. ;)

Perhaps we should start another thread, and make suggestions for equally silly names!

Alec.
 
Not a funny name but we had a horse arrive called 'The Iron Giant' so we expected a hugeee grey thing, when it came out of the lorry it was a 15hh bay with the worst confirmation I've ever seen...
Ping Pong was amusing,
Where's My Baby? Was another
Lucky Mojo
Took My Eye - awful name!
At college we had The Loose Screw - he had an attitude to match!
My horse was out of (can't spell but pronounced) Ya Mama
 
The name isn't funny, but put the name to the horse and it does make you wonder...he's called Viking Spirit, but he's the girliest, prettiest, most dainty little gelding you'd ever meet. Fairy Spirit, more like!!
 
I heard someone tried to name their horse Norfolk In Chance, but that wasn't allowed.

Wonder why.......?!

And what about Potooooooos, or however they spelt it. ;)
 
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