Funniest Racehorse Names :D

[Elf On A Shelf]

Not a funny name but we had a horse arrive called 'The Iron Giant' so we expected a hugeee grey thing, when it came out of the lorry it was a 15hh bay with the worst confirmation I've ever seen...
Ping Pong was amusing,
Where's My Baby? Was another
Lucky Mojo
Took My Eye - awful name!
At college we had The Loose Screw - he had an attitude to match!
My horse was out of (can't spell but pronounced) Ya Mama

I rode The Loose Screw when I did a couple of days at Donny. I also had the pleasure of Gyration whilst I was there too.

 

[Beausmate]

sorry if these have already been mentioned...

Roll a Joint (By Cannabis)

Sausage Meat

Wear The Fox Hat

Mary Hinge (the name was turned down )

here's a link for the best of them.
http://www.lovetheraces.com/features/funny-horse-names/

Mary Hinge was a racehorse, she won a shade over £38,000.

Not bad for a horse named after a character in an adult panto!

 

[Elf On A Shelf]

Wear The Fox Hat was denied as a name so the horse had to be renamed before it raced. He turned into "Nameless"

 

[dressagedreamer]

I have a friend who had a horse called Egg and Chips

 

[pec]

Two that made me smile were Shakalkaboomboom and (i assume) some relative Boomshakalaka.
But for a racehorse you can't beat The Snail!

 

[Elf On A Shelf]

I don't think The Snail races any more as he kept refusing to race and planting at the start. May be thinking of another horse but He most certainly has been known to plant himself anywho.

 

[Beausmate]

The Snail
8-y-o (01May03 b g)
Namaqualand (USA) (9.3f) — Moonshine Malt (Superlative (8.9f))
Trainer Evan Williams
Owner R E R Williams
Breeder L Waugh

RACE RECORDPEDIGREEMY NOTESSTORIESPHOTOS NEW!
Jumps placings 31P/650PF2711111316/5R85P62-PP20
LIFETIME RECORD STARTS WINS 2NDS 3RDS WINNINGS EARNINGS BEST TS BEST RPR OR†
Hurdle 15 4 2 2 £10,083 £12,622 97 117 118
Chase 14 3 1 0 £22,626 £25,034 104 130 115
Rules Races 29 7 3 2 £32,708 £37,656

Not completely hopeless, but as EKW says, he did refuse to race. Last ran this summer.

 

[5horses2dogsandacat]

Lol! Can't believe some of these names, I thought my boy was bad.. in rhubarb ... appears quite normal compared to some Xx

 

[zippo]

Richard Cranium
And my all time favorite,
FAR CALL
and yes it did slip through and race,
the owner tried to reuse the name years later but this time the name was rejected.

 

[winterhorses2]

I remember an Eyeballs Out
and a Game Pie

and now i have my lad Pukka (no nothing to do with the pies or Jamie Oliver lol)