Hello, everybody

[Shilasdair]

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lol your name made me have a look at your post,im not offended by it !

more offended by the witches bloomers that s caught an eyefull of !!!! lol lol

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No wonder the broomstick was struggling!
Did you see the size of the_Witch's ass, Paintbox? I'll be honest, I thought it was an eclipse at first (don't tell her I said that though)
S

 

[the watcher]

That's it S, i'm going to find you and cast wicked spells that will involve slugs and all manner of other nastiness - I might even change you into a man!

 

[Shilasdair]

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That's it S, i'm going to find you and cast wicked spells that will involve slugs and all manner of other nastiness - I might even change you into a man!

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Guess you didn't miss me huh?
Well I certainly couldn't miss your flapping bloomers! Surprised they didn't clear the motorway - 'wide load'

And as for the slugs...sounds like your normal cooking from what I've heard...
Oh, and I've always wanted sideburns - so do your best!

S

 

[JM07]

Blimey...i've spent the last 35 years since i vowed NEVER to go into a church again, convinced you were a figment of folk's imagination...that theory's gone t*ts up hasnt it??!

p.s...you on Dial-up or Broadband up there???

 

[viola]

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I have to say it is rather amusing seeing 'Welcome, God' when I log in.....

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Amusing indeed

I thought it was rather funny, welcome to the forums

 

[WeeBrown]

Just out of interest as someone said "I'm surprised admin allowed the name", are you able to name your kids God or Jesus. Just intrigued because we have loads of unusual names at school, latest ones being denim and R2 (although think the latter may be spelt differently but that is how it is pronounced).
I'm not offended by the name but takes quite a bit to offend me. Welcome to the forum by the way.

 

[Persephone]

There are may Jesus's (Jesu, Jesi.....?) in Brazil. It's popular there.

I thought the post was funny too. Look forward to many more!

 

[Persephone]

Hmmn should that be Jesus'. I don't know, I've cracked into the cider early!

 

[Persephone]

OOh that signature is harsh!

 

[Weezy]

Jesus is very popular in Spain - pronounced "Hey-Zeus"

 

[WelshRareBit]

I don't find it anything other than amusing and I was brought up in a very catholic household!

 

[Puppy]

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How can you be posting on here when you don't exist? This is throwing my atheism into total disarray...

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*snigger*

I think it's amusing

Tell us God, you ARE a woman right?!

 

[Shilasdair]

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Hmmn should that be Jesus'. I don't know, I've cracked into the cider early!

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Jojobah
Your signature makes me feel as if I'm in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...any chance of shrinking it? Or de-glittering it?
I gave up drugs...not fair...
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[Blizzard]

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How can you be posting on here when you don't exist? This is throwing my atheism into total disarray...

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*snigger*

I think it's amusing

Tell us God, you ARE a woman right?!

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[Puppy]

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Hmmn should that be Jesus'. I don't know, I've cracked into the cider early!

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Jojobah
Your signature makes me feel as if I'm in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...any chance of shrinking it? Or de-glittering it?
I gave up drugs...not fair...
S

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LMAO!! It's a fair comment....

 

[magic104]

Of course God is a woman, with a sense of humour hence she gave us man!

 

[PapaFrita]

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Jesus is very popular in Spain - pronounced "Hey-Zeus"

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LOL! That reminds me of Die Hard With a Vengeance when Bruce Willis keeps calling Samuel L Jackson Jesus, and he replies "Why do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?"

 

[LauraBR]

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How can you be posting on here when you don't exist? This is throwing my atheism into total disarray...

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LMAO!!!!

 

[Persephone]

Of course I'll do something with it! Got bit carried away as it was late last night and first time I had managed it!

 

[Shilasdair]

Thank you.
Too many flashbacks is bad for the heart.
S

 

[MotherOfChickens]

lmao-if people are offended by this, get a sense of humour! at least I can put my existentialist crisis to bed now. will have to find something else to go into therapy for!

 

[Persephone]

No probs!! Strongbow Sirrus on offer! Bound to end in disaster!!

 

[JM07]

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No probs!! Strongbow Sirrus on offer! Bound to end in disaster!!

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you need to drink some proper zider..not that gassy girlie stuff!

 

[Shilasdair]

Thanks for the de-glittering, I've stopped seeing those lizard receptionists now too...
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[Persephone]

OOh but I love it, like drinking fizzy pop! What would you suggest, some of that stuff they sell in containers at the corner shop? Tastes like old apple juice, contains floating mice droppings and pips, then you try and stand up!! Uh Oh!!

 

[Shilasdair]

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OOh but I love it, like drinking fizzy pop! What would you suggest, some of that stuff they sell in containers at the corner shop? Tastes like old apple juice, contains floating mice droppings and pips, then you try and stand up!! Uh Oh!!

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I suspect you probably suck the antifreeze out of windscreen fluid, given half a chance.
S

 

[Persephone]

You're welcome, anything to please! See I'm quite pleasant really, contrary to local opinion

 

[TheBlackMoth]

As a lapsed agnostic - I have covered all areas - no hell for me - even if it doesn't exist.

Welcome God - can you get Moses and Noah to join!!!!

 

[Persephone]

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OOh but I love it, like drinking fizzy pop! What would you suggest, some of that stuff they sell in containers at the corner shop? Tastes like old apple juice, contains floating mice droppings and pips, then you try and stand up!! Uh Oh!!

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I suspect you probably suck the antifreeze out of windscreen fluid, given half a chance.
S

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You saw me wednesday night then?

 

[hatters]

Hello God!

I have to say I doubted your existance but now it seems im wrong, what must I do to be forgiven?