Hello, everybody

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lol your name made me have a look at your post,im not offended by it !

more offended by the witches bloomers that s caught an eyefull of !!!! lol lol
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No wonder the broomstick was struggling!
Did you see the size of the_Witch's ass, Paintbox? I'll be honest, I thought it was an eclipse at first (don't tell her I said that though)
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That's it S, i'm going to find you and cast wicked spells that will involve slugs and all manner of other nastiness - I might even change you into a man!

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Guess you didn't miss me huh?
Well I certainly couldn't miss your flapping bloomers! Surprised they didn't clear the motorway - 'wide load'
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And as for the slugs...sounds like your normal cooking from what I've heard...
Oh, and I've always wanted sideburns - so do your best!
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Blimey...i've spent the last 35 years since i vowed NEVER to go into a church again, convinced you were a figment of folk's imagination...that theory's gone t*ts up hasnt it??!
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p.s...you on Dial-up or Broadband up there???
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Just out of interest as someone said "I'm surprised admin allowed the name", are you able to name your kids God or Jesus. Just intrigued because we have loads of unusual names at school, latest ones being denim and R2 (although think the latter may be spelt differently but that is how it is pronounced).
I'm not offended by the name but takes quite a bit to offend me. Welcome to the forum by the way.
 
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How can you be posting on here when you don't exist? This is throwing my atheism into total disarray...

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*snigger*

I think it's amusing
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Tell us God, you ARE a woman right?!
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Hmmn should that be Jesus'. I don't know, I've cracked into the cider early!

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Jojobah
Your signature makes me feel as if I'm in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...any chance of shrinking it? Or de-glittering it?
I gave up drugs...not fair...
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How can you be posting on here when you don't exist? This is throwing my atheism into total disarray...

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*snigger*

I think it's amusing
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Tell us God, you ARE a woman right?!
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Hmmn should that be Jesus'. I don't know, I've cracked into the cider early!

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Jojobah
Your signature makes me feel as if I'm in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...any chance of shrinking it? Or de-glittering it?
I gave up drugs...not fair...
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LMAO!! It's a fair comment....
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Jesus is very popular in Spain - pronounced "Hey-Zeus"
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LOL! That reminds me of Die Hard With a Vengeance when Bruce Willis keeps calling Samuel L Jackson Jesus, and he replies "Why do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?"
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No probs!! Strongbow Sirrus on offer! Bound to end in disaster!!

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you need to drink some proper zider..not that gassy girlie stuff!
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OOh but I love it, like drinking fizzy pop! What would you suggest, some of that stuff they sell in containers at the corner shop? Tastes like old apple juice, contains floating mice droppings and pips, then you try and stand up!! Uh Oh!!
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OOh but I love it, like drinking fizzy pop! What would you suggest, some of that stuff they sell in containers at the corner shop? Tastes like old apple juice, contains floating mice droppings and pips, then you try and stand up!! Uh Oh!!
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I suspect you probably suck the antifreeze out of windscreen fluid, given half a chance.
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OOh but I love it, like drinking fizzy pop! What would you suggest, some of that stuff they sell in containers at the corner shop? Tastes like old apple juice, contains floating mice droppings and pips, then you try and stand up!! Uh Oh!!
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I suspect you probably suck the antifreeze out of windscreen fluid, given half a chance.
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You saw me wednesday night then?
 
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