harvgj19
Well-Known Member
He looks amazing. Such a handsome horse. The change from that little scrap you first brought home! Can't wait to see pictures of him competing.
I can see him being 17.2 by the spring, as a rising 5 year old with, hopefully, a good and useful life in front of him.
Dear Ted,
Things are bad at home. I am in the tree house field and it is a desert, even the weeds have given up and I have nothing to eat. I am starving. Thank goodness I kept my pilates lessons up otherwise I would be dead by now. I bet you can't do this.............................................
Mother cussed me, I fail to see why, she should be pleased I am so supple and athletic. She must be jealous, we all know she can't do her own shoelaces up and watching her put her chaps on is a hoot.
I keep looking at the far corner field, it is lush, mother says it is being saved for you because you are coming home at the end of the month. Can I share it with you please. Love from Alice.
You want to be very careful there with that pic, as Alice's peachy bum looks just like the McDonalds burger bar trademark 'M' - you could find yourself up for a TM infringement
btw, Ted asked me to pass this text onto Alice (he's deleted her number off his dog and bone, so I'm assisting):
Dear Alice,
No.
love Ted.
Dear Ted,
Things are bad at home. I am in the tree house field and it is a desert, even the weeds have given up and I have nothing to eat. I am starving. Thank goodness I kept my pilates lessons up otherwise I would be dead by now. I bet you can't do this.............................................
Mother cussed me, I fail to see why, she should be pleased I am so supple and athletic. She must be jealous, we all know she can't do her own shoelaces up and watching her put her chaps on is a hoot.
I keep looking at the far corner field, it is lush, mother says it is being saved for you because you are coming home at the end of the month. Can I share it with you please. Love from Alice.
Now listen here you fat furry, naughty word, fool. Why can't I share your field when you come home. We grew up together, I put up with you farting, and far worse, on me. We slept together in the big bale, remember the one we were supposed to eat, in fact you pooed in it.
I am so slim now, you will fancy the pants off me, take no notice about my peachy bottom, it is fashionable, anyhow I know something that you don't. Mother is about to put her bismark sized bottom on you this week, you, my friend are going to have a shock, a big bottomed shock.
I have also heard you are doing stressage on Saturday, that will be a laugh, you need a hundred metres to turn around and even then you trip over your furry socks. That £11 mother spent on your entry should have been spent on snacks for me. It simply is not fair.
Without much love from your naffed off sister Alice.
Ted has a rehearsal this evening. I told him to remember the letters in a rhyme, so far we have Alice, fat bottomed mare. He really knows how to make friends !
Alice, Fat Bottomed Mare Can'h Half Eat Karrots
Pics pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaase???????
Too fat, just joined slimming world.
Woo hoo!She scrambled on, burst into tears, ambled around the yard, beamed a lot and got off before hugging Ted and cried again.
She scrambled on, burst into tears, ambled around the yard, beamed a lot and got off before hugging Ted and cried again.
She scrambled on, burst into tears, ambled around the yard, beamed a lot and got off before hugging Ted and cried again. Talk about embarrassing, Ted was cringing.
Ted and I are also looking for a clinic. We are putting mother in it and chucking the key in a ditch.
I am so excited, really looking forward to tomorrow. Just washed the white dressage square, it has not seen the light of day since 2010. I couldn't make my mind up whether Ted should wear it or not. It belonged to my best horse and he wore it at the nationals. His saddle, a fabulous Jaquar dressage saddle also fits Ted. I felt a bit 'odd' looking at it on Ted. I couldn't make my mind up if it was an insult to a very successful horse or a 'meant to be' situation.
Just need to find the plaiting box and a stool so I can reach. Can someone tell me why I am so excited about a carthorse going to the local dressage to do a walk/trot test ? The last time I plaited a horse I own it was for HOY's, that was exciting but I am more excited about tomorrow. How odd !