sky1000
Well-Known Member
Thank you, what a lovely update. I am a dim Tim fan - how is he doing please?
Thank you, what a lovely update. I am a dim Tim fan - how is he doing please?
Ted has been very rude and not wished his loyal and slightly dotty fans a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. He has been busy, back in work now, then he had to do his shopping and he had to have a hair cut (have you any idea how long it takes to clip something that flipping size), so it all got a bit exhausting and he has been comatose for the last 2 days, the snoring was unbelievable and Christmas passed him by.
We have finally had to go ahead to start competing again and are aiming for some prelims in mid January, he isn't a pretty picture at the moment, the steroids, idleness and haylage have resulted in an extremely portly Ted.
His girlfriend, Adorable Alice is now an ex girlfriend, she has left the barn and got herself an apartment, she is loving living alone. No feathery carthorse pinching her snacks, farting on her and showering her in sh$$t anymore. She keeps her apartment spic and span, guests are by appointment only and meals must be on time. Her work ethic remains at an all time low and she remains on benefits.
I joined the forum back in 2011 to ask about hind check injury rehab. My superstar was badly injured and he never came back into meaningful work as despite being sound his breakover had changed to the extent that we could not keep a hind shoe on him, and has been retired for 6 years. A couple of days ago he came out of retirement to give a young friend a very special Christmas Present.
Excuse the rather scruffy clip, it is to aid his cushings management as is his rather light condition. He was so excited at being ridden again I had to step in front of him to stop his offering of endless big trot. His young rider sat on him 2 years ago but no one has been on him since. His manners were perfect and the only problem was getting him to stop after the allowed 'few' steps of each movement. I have promised him more fun when we have a lightweight rider available for him.
Happy, healthy and successful New Year to all, good luck with your precious horses. Kindest regards from Ted and his friends.
Happy Christmas AA, love to you all and best wishes for the new year! I love seeing your pictures and hearing your updates from Ted!
Wonderful to see your old boy is enjoying life and proving he’s still well enough to have some fun at your expense AA.
Is his Cushings under control now?
Really still no updates?
OMG what mischief is that cat plotting now :eek3:?
Thank you - always enjoy your reports. Is Alice still with you?