My next equine project horse

Oh dear.....poor Tim 🙈🙈🙈
I'm going to honest here though, I don't believe Ted would have had anything to do with it.....he's an angel bless him 😇😇😇
Well.....someone has to stick up for the big lummox 🙄😳😳
 
AdorableAlice said:
I have booked them both in at Tesco's hand car wash. Tim is wash and polish, Ted is being waxed, that will teach him to behave.
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Did the hand wash peeps take the mud monkeys on? The car washers at Sainsbury’s aren’t interested in tackling my large muddy agricultural type vehicle, they prefer clean town cars.
 
Shut your gates, Ted has packed his haynet with his belongings and left home in a sulk. I did advise him to put himself up for adoption before leaving but no, he just flounced off with 2 rugs that are too tight, an apple and a packet of mints. His phone is switched off to ensure his personal veterinary surgeon cannot ring him. Dim Tim is distraught and Adorable Alice thrilled. Pocket Rocket Cob showed disinterest in anything other than asking if she could have Teds field in the spring as it is bigger than hers.

Ted has been on holiday for a while due to niggling lameness episodes and has got a little tubby which does not help his soundness. He loves his personal veterinary surgeon, (well he did until this afternoon) after all she did save his life when he was a foal. She visited him this afternoon and declared him not quite obese but certainly fat all over. She softened the blow by telling him that he was a nice even shape, which is a polite way of saying fat all over and if he is to have a hope of being sound he must be slimmed down. He is lucky enough to have a superb farrier who makes him special shoes but unless he is slim they won't help him.

Whoever finds him please wire his jaws, stuff him in his haynet and return him back to me. He and I have serious weight problems, if only there was a magic pill !
 
Muffin could do with a share of Ted's fat, he is costing me an arm and half a leg to feed. Please pop some in a jiffy bag and send it over.

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Unable to find anyone to lodge with Ted has returned home and accepted his diet regime, well so he said, however, I beg to differ.

Tim said Ted did it because I am starving him. Ted denies it and insists Tim did it. Either way the pair of them are going into burgers. I know Ted prepares the bullets and gets Tim to fire them. Both have had a strict talking to and reminded that they could have taken down a small portion of post and rail to allow access to another field, there is absolutely no need to destroy the flipping lot. :mad: Smart arse Ted reminded me that the weather has softened the ground so much that all the post are loose and it was an accident. Really Ted ?, looks like a pre planned demolition job to me.
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I feel mean liking the post with the photograph of the demolition derby.

Would Ted be any good as a bodyguard? He is just the right size for a very special type of doorman, and if he could be trained to the next level, perhaps there may be a role for him.
 
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