Oi!!

[JenHunt]

and I thought I felt like the grim reaper standing next to a radiator!

hope you're taking the hint that maybe you should jsut take it easy for a while!

incidentally.... bandages & gamgee

 

[Echo Bravo]

So don't take any phone calls from mechanic or get restaining order out and see if you can hire electric wheelchair for awhile so you can go and see horses etc:-



Horse blankets

 

[Starzaan]

EB... no electric wheelchairs.. pimp my barrow is where it's at.

 

[Echo Bravo]

Pity the mechanic couldn't have put a engine and steerwheel on it for you, before he got all stroppy.


Cheltham gag

 

[Starzaan]

OOH! This sounds like a plan......

hmm..


Waterford Nelson Gag...

 

[Festive_Felicitations]

Oh Starzaan you have my full sympathy re-the nose bleed. I had a really bad one one night (when I wasn't sick or on any drugs!) and woke up choking on my own blood becasue the way I was lying was draining it down my throat.... I'd also lost enough to drench 2 pillows, duvet and the matress...

If you want any awesome gluten + dairy free cake recipies I have a friend who is alergic to both and has some great recipies.
'Whitikers Old Gold' (dark choc) is lactose and gluten free - if you can find it over there.

I'm glad to here you have found someone to care for your horses and I hope your box rest now gets fully under way!

Oh and .... ruptured capillaries due to over exertion during exercise = common cause of nosebleeds in RACEHORSES

 

[Echo Bravo]

ERRR! Can you borrow a ride on lawn mower, with the mower blades taken off, they usually take them off in winter so they can have them sharpened.

Kinton noseband

 

[dibbin]

Starzaan, stop leaking immediately. Or I will set my limpy horse on you and he'll lick you to death and then he'll keep waving his sore leg about and making you feel sorry for him.

HAYLAGE.

 

[Millyard Rejects]

its been a "bloody" day hasnt it! first starzaan tries to bleed to death from stress and worry over a farrier? then my thuggy lurcher took a chunk out of 2nd favourite dogs ear!! Poor poppy is a white dog who became a red and white polka dot dog until she was washed in hibiscrub and had her ear sprayed with silver spray-- i think it stings as she did yelp a little?? the dog not starzaan


cool mix versus cubes

 

[HollyWoozle]

Maybe we could make you some nose corks?

In all seriousness, I am sorry for your distress! If I were a knight in shining armour, and not an ever-so-slightly chubby bint ramming Haribo into her gob, then I would totally come to your aid (though not on my own horse because she's a bit of a tit).

On my most favouritistist recipe source they have sections for dairy-free and gluten-free diets: http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/content/recipes/special-diets/

There are sections in most supermarkets now where you can buy lots of things in gluten-free form and they can be pricey... but that won't matter if you sue the naughty bottoms off the hair dye horrors.

Now, get into your cosy bed and stay there. Ignore the twatty mechanic entirely and focus on getting better rather than anything else. Maybe we should all start playing online Tetris against each other on tetrisfriends.com. Last time I started this I got rather obsessed though and was daydreaming about tetris blocks.

Big madlesbiany get well soon snogs coming your way.

ETA: CORTAFLEX AND MANY HORSE RELATED THINGS.

 

[Penny Less]

Still catching up on the Starzaan saga. You are so brave, cant believe this has all come about through hair dye. Please do not ever ever dye your hair again, we cannot stand it.
If you have to be mouse brown, or whatever your natural colour is, embrace it. If you are naturally ginger, I might concede you need to dye it! (Only joking folks, my brother is a carrot top)




Stirrups


Actually I find stirrups is a really good alternative swear word

 

[Angua2]

Still catching up on the Starzaan saga. You are so brave, cant believe this has all come about through hair dye. Please do not ever ever dye your hair again, we cannot stand it.
If you have to be mouse brown, or whatever your natural colour is, embrace it. If you are naturally ginger, I might concede you need to dye it! (Only joking folks, my brother is a carrot top)




Stirrups


Actually I find stirrups is a really good alternative swear word

stirrups, stirrups, stirrups, stirrups, stirrups

Yes, I agree, it can work as a swear word... doesn't have the same ring though

 

[Angua2]

and before I forget how is our beloved stazaan today




poultice

 

[penhwnllys_stardust]

I seem to have misplaced a Nosebleed Nougat... has anyone seen it??

 

[Queenbee]

Dear Starzaan, this is what you get for abusing whelks

Give us an address and we will go to mechanic all baseball-batted up and shout at him in an angrified way to leave our stary-kins alone, we will then go to the FF's house and inform him nicely that if he doesn't dump the witch and make a dramatic guesture of undying love-type-feelings and commitment to you we will remove his brass ones that he doesn't have to start with and put them in a blender...


Simples!


Hibiscrub, mollassess and flying chaaaaaaaaange.

Now sit back and snuggle in bed, do some hibernating and then come out of your room all better beautifulsome and perfecto like a flutterby emerges from its chrystalis

 

[dibbin]

Dammit, queenbee, Hibiscrub was going to be MY word to end my post with! Need to think of another one now ...

How are you, Starzaan? Has the Mechanic stopped harassing you yet? What's FF been saying? Is it totally balls-off-brass-monkey-freezing where you are? It is here - I tipped Dylan's bucket out and 5 mins later nearly fell on my a*se because it had frozen.

SWOLLEN HOCK

 

[Starzaan]

It is indeed cold enough to freeze an eskimo's snot here right now... his lordship is all wrapped up in about thirty rugs, and everyone was very pleased with their hot feed this evening!

I'm still rather feak and weeble today after the old meltdown yesterday and all the maaahhhhjjjooorrr drugs they pumped into me, but am rather more cheerful as have finally found a groom, and after being pushed around in my wheelbarrow watching him like a particularly watchful hawk this evening, I think I MIGHT just trust him enough to let him actually do the work... it's a miracle.

No more from FF... I think I may be about to throw my standard hospital issue (peach coloured...yum) blanket down and give up on him, and return to being all in bed doing nothing remotely interesting!

Incidentally, you never hear of anyone pillaging any more... why is this?! Does nobody pillage?? Or do they do it on the sly...?


I just persuaded Ed to boil up some barley for his royal Royness, and the house smells like after hunting...s'lovely

 

[Rosehip]

Starzaan, I love you, but will you PLEASE just get in bed and NOT bleed and NOT fall over???? Please!!!!
I looooooove boiled barley, its delish, and Im minorly stropping (cus its too cold for major!) that you have a new groom and it ISNT me!!!!!!

Madlesbiany snuggly snogs xxx

Oh and Dandy Brush!

 

[Millyard Rejects]

I looooooove boiled barley, its delish,!

My shetland says the same thing but yet I still refuse to feed her it!
Boiled barley and linseed boiling in the shed...gorgeous smell...note to self buy new cooker for stables and skinny horsey to feed barley and linseed to!


Starzaan please rest, its too cold anyway to be messing around on the yard and with your luck you will probably slip on some ice or get blinded by a snowflake!!

can you feed ready break to ponies??? my shetland says you can should I listen to her??

 

[MrsMozart]

Hopping in for a few minutes of Friday frivoloty, and of course to find out how my favourite Starzaan is doing

Um.

Stubbs scoop.

 

[Starzaan]

I had a horse called Frivolity... she was LOVELY but she bit a lot of bottoms in her time....

Rosehip, I AM IN BED. Stop being a big cross rat faced noodle... I'm RESTING. I'm ALL OVER the resting.... and have been for THREE WHOLE DAYS. And it's DULL as two....NAY THREE very dull things.

You can all come and stand in my kitchen and breathe deeply... it smells SO yummy... as I may have exploded the barley boiler last winter, and haven't got round to whining so much that someone fixes it yet...

The puppy has just taken down the curtains in my bedroom of pain.

For goodness sake.


Capped hocks!

 

[Echo Bravo]

Has nobody picked up on the MALE groom. Don't do boiled barley anymore, when I blew up my pressure cooker and made a terrible mess of my kitchen. glad to hear you are resting abit more.


Newmarket blankets

Forget FF please

 

[MrsMozart]

Hoof oil.

Exercise sheet.

I'm being a big different and going for a touch of variety

Good that you're in bed oh Starry one

 

[Charem]

Blimey I leave you for a few days and come back to hear you've been doing yard work, had mahoussive nosebleed and a disagreement to certian food stuffs! :O

I feel for you on the enforced rest. I had silly bug that made me bed bound, apart from every other hour when I had to run to the toilet to sick up what little remained in my belly. And the whole dizzyness thing from not eating for ages, my god girl how do you do it. I felt minorly ill for 2 days and wanted to call the huntsman to put me out of my misery! You are a fricking morag wafting, madlesbiany, welly dancing ledge and I love you so very much despite the fact we have never met.

Please take care, watch more Nigella or prehaps start on the script for your up comming movie? Much love and gentle madlesbiany hugs.

and..
Enter at A, proceed down the centre line without halting, track left.

 

[Starzaan]

EB... I am starting to suspect that you are either the trout, a friend of the trout, or a friend of the FF who is desperately trying to tell me that he's not interested, and is actually a little frightened of me...

I VERY HOPE THIS IS NOT THE CASE!!!!

Charem, I love you too... would you like to come and feed me grapes? Apparently that's about the ONLY THING IN THE WORLD that I can eat now. Gluten and dairy are little slags. They're in EVERYTHING NICE. Hmph.

And the groom is lovely - gay as the day is long, really sweet, my over protective manic dog approves of him, and he gave Roy a polo, so he's a BIG fan....

 

[Montyforever]

Apparently that's about the ONLY THING IN THE WORLD that I can eat now. Gluten and dairy are little slags. They're in EVERYTHING NICE. Hmph.

...

And gluten free cakes .. blergh! And i talk from experiance

I had a starzaanish wibbly wobbly moment earlier .. can i come and join the grape eating please?

 

[Charem]

I LOVE grapes, we could have a grape eating fest. Wish I was nearer, I would happily push you round the dairy/gluten free department of Tescoes (other supermarkets are availiable ) in your pimped out wheelbarrow. Prehaps Roy could come too? We could put a morag restrainer on his ears so that he doesn't look out of place.


HEF working trot, at A commence 20m circle left

 

[MrsMozart]

http://www.wheatanddairyfree.com/

http://www.intolerablefood.com/

They might be useful


Or they might not!


Think I'm going to go to bed.

Old age.




Oh.


Pessoa.

Weaving.

 

[Starzaan]

MrsM.... I love you.

A lot.




xxxx



I can't find my pessoa, and the groom wants to use it on the youngster who dishes like a dishy thing... HELP!

 

[MrsMozart]

I love you too.


Lots


As to Pessoa and dishing horse and groom. Good luck. Make it part of grooms job to find said Pessoa - that way a) he'll find it, b) he might tidy up as he goes along, c) he'll know where everything else is 'cos the Pessoa will be the last thing he finds!