Oi!!

[Echo Bravo]

Dibben, I sold my soul long before you were born. Starzaan go to bed girl, many people on here are looking after you, sweet dreams

 

[HollyWoozle]

Dibben, I sold my soul long before you were born. Starzaan go to bed girl, many people on here are looking after you, sweet dreams

Correction... many people on here are fighting over who gets to cuddle you! I hope you feel special.

We can share the cuddling I suppose. Can we cuddle and eat tiramisu at the same time?

 

[Starzaan]

Ohh... problem.

I loathe tiramisu almost as much as I loathe olives.... coffee makes me want to vom all over everyone...

If you don't mind a bit of sick, you can eat tiramisu.


I am wobbling off to bed. I love you all a lot squishy ones, and I promise I shall return with morphine induced fabulosity tomorrow!

 

[dibbin]

What about cheesecake instead of tiramisu? I make a mean cheesecake, and can whip cream with my morags flapping in a Nigella-like manner if you want.

 

[HollyWoozle]

Cheesecake is always good, I still need to try that lemon cheesecake recipe as I said I would make one and eat it on Starzaan's behalf.

SPANISH WALK.

 

[Millyard Rejects]

I love olives and tiramisu starzaan- which means il never try to steal ff from you as we simply have nothing in common?

Dibbin-the waxy lemon didnt arrive at the weekend men are rubbish and now have to wait till next weekend!!!

Hollywoozle-what a friend to starzaan you are making and eating cheescake on her behalf!

so anyone got the ffs address i might just go round and give him a slap to find out why hes messing with starzaans affections like this?

equestrian dictionary has been updated- draw reins: used as a means of bringing two ponies in from the field when hound has chewed lovely baileys horsefeeds leadrope.

 

[dibbin]

What?! How dare they deprive you of The Waxy Lemon?!

Would you all prefer Bailey's or banoffee pie flavoured cheesecake?

Incidentally, polo bandages. They're great.

 

[HollyWoozle]

What?! How dare they deprive you of The Waxy Lemon?!

Would you all prefer Bailey's or banoffee pie flavoured cheesecake?

Incidentally, polo bandages. They're great.

Banoffee! I LOOOOOVE Banoffee Pie. Yum yum. I can make cake cake. This is a 'sticky toffee banoffee cake' that I made:

I think my favourite it probably lemon or lime drizzle cake:

ETA: Starzaan likes marshmallows so how about chocolate whoopie pies?

NUMNAHS.

 

[dibbin]

Oh my god NOM, that drizzle cake looks AMAZING! As does the sticky toffee one, I can't decide, please send both.

Please?

LEG YIELDING FROM THE 3/4 LINE.

 

[HollyWoozle]

Oh my god NOM, that drizzle cake looks AMAZING! As does the sticky toffee one, I can't decide, please send both.

Please?

LEG YIELDING FROM THE 3/4 LINE.

When we live together in our dream home, you can eat cake everyday. Don't let me down...

Also, I enjoy riding 20m circles.

 

[dibbin]

To borrow a phrase from the great Starzaan, I am all kinds of madlesbiany for you and your astonishing cakes.

As long as it isn't that pink house ...

And has plenty of room for all our HORSES. And goats. And chickens. And dogs.

 

[HollyWoozle]

THIS ONE: http://www.foxgrant.com/default.cfm/viewproperty.SAL100041

"A substantial American Barn set away from the house, has the same drive and at present is arranged to provide 22 Stables and a Tack Room. On the First Floor there is a Store Room / Office, Shower Room and Staff Room. There is ample Parking, Six-HorseWalker, a further AllWeather Arena (60m x 20m), Gallop and Cross Country Course. The land within Lot 2 amounts to approximately 39 acres (15.8 ha)"

The total land (for lots 1 and 2) is about 79 acres and lot 1 has about 10 stables too. Plenty of space for us HHOers!!

 

[Millyard Rejects]

The total land (for lots 1 and 2) is about 79 acres and lot 1 has about 10 stables too. Plenty of space for us HHOers!!

plenty of space to open up a very upmarket cake shop also???
and we all know ffs like cake! ergo-cakes made,given to ff,starzaan snogged in the barn!


ran out at the skinny!

 

[JenHunt]

shotgun starzaan cuddling.

Also, that pink house is totally redonkulous! We do need plenty of room for all the HHOers and we mustn't forget jenhunt who often misses out on the fun. We could have a whole herd of sexy horses and we could just eat Nigella recipes all day everyday.

Also, Starzaan, maybe your 'morag restrainers' could also be likened to BREAST PLATES.

ahhh... bless you for remembering me Holly! am I late as usual? Is it ever tooo late to join in on a cuddle?

Banoffee! I LOOOOOVE Banoffee Pie. Yum yum. I can make cake cake. This is a 'sticky toffee banoffee cake' that I made:


NUMNAHS.

I'm also all madlesbiany for you, I believe you will find that cake alllll has mine and Starzaan's name on it (assuming it's not olive or coffee flavoured!)

Did you know that I make the sort of food flavourings that get used in OXO cubes, Cadbury's Highlights and other such well know n brands?







Boring bit aside....

gallopy gallopy jump gallopy gallop gallopy gallop jump jump gallop! And so goes an average day's hunting!

 

[Starzaan]

Now, I was in bed feeling VERY sorry for myself...

but then my lovely darling Emma phoned and reminded me of a song by a genius. Which (according to her AND lovely Ed...worrying) sums me up. A lot.

So here you go. It made me smile a little bit, and now I shall go to back to bed with a bag of pink marshmallows and hum away to myself....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP21zUrMh7s

(incidentally, his song "Dance While The Sky Crashed Down" sums up my current mood rather well...particularly the line "it's raining leprosy and acid...")


and I want ALL THE CAKES. I all want to know what a "whoopie" is... and I want your morags decked out in icing like that there drizzley masterpiece.... can Duff Goldman come too?

 

[Ladyinred]

That drizzle cake looks like heaven in a tin...

You are talented Holly!

Have you tried maple and pecan cake?


Counter canter is when you work in a shop and are very busy so you run upsides the counter all day.

 

[HollyWoozle]

Never too late, jenhunt!

I can even make squirrel cakes (OK, it was a bit rushed and it looked better when I added real oak leaves and acorns):

I'm a sad human and I photo lots of the things I cook/bake/eat. Food pervert basically.

Or how about... big chocolate fudge cupcakes?

I could go on for hours.

JODHPURS

 

[HollyWoozle]

and I want ALL THE CAKES. I all want to know what a "whoopie" is... and I want your morags decked out in icing like that there drizzley masterpiece.... can Duff Goldman come too?

Basically like two bits of cakes sandwiched together with this creamy marshmallow filling.

 

[MrsMozart]

As usual, no idea what is going on, but....

HALF HALT
TRAVERS
REIN BACK
COUNTER CANTER
PIROURETTE UM PERUET MAYBE PIROOOORETE, OH BLAST, SMALL-TIGHT-CIRCLE

HOOVES

 

[HollyWoozle]

PIROURETTE UM PERUET MAYBE PIROOOORETE, OH BLAST, SMALL-TIGHT-CIRCLE

Hehe, this made me snort... just a little bit.

The most important thing you need to know is that Starzaan is currently in bed with marshmallows. I always said that if I won the lottery, I'd go to bed with thousands of marshmallows and just hibernate for a while and then come out and spend loads of money. *buys tickets like a madwoman*

 

[dibbin]

That house will do nicely, Holly, well done

And I am even more madlesbiany now I have seen the chocolate fudge cupcakes ... THOSE are definitely mine!

REIN BACK

 

[JenHunt]

The substitute chef at work today made Hot cinamon and mixed fruit sponge with an orange glaze and custard.... we think he can come again. much as we missed Tom of course... but it a huge portion for 50p!!

So I had to go and get muddy with my madlesbianyfriend (well, she wouldn't but I so would) and we worked our little socks off doing press-ups and situps and running and stuff in the dark and cold.... and before you think we're entirely mad, there were 30odd other people there with us being shouted at by a pretty military man

I feel like I've just spent a week eating jelly and i'm starting to turn into it... and then, to cap it all off the little donkey has filled his tail with green slime just when I thought I'd be good and plait up tonight for hunting tomorrow

 

[Angua2]

Hollywoozel.....after all those graphic food pictures I am all madlesbiany for you too.



SIMPLE CHANGES

 

[HollyWoozle]

I'm getting madlesbiany love from all sides... awesome! My OH doesn't appreciate my cooking... he rarely eats cake (much to my friends' disgust) and if I slave over a meal for hours the most enthusiasm I get is "yes, it's nice".

Where is Starzaan? *tempts her with delicious things*

DUTCH GAG.

 

[dibbin]

Ah, see, your OH is a man, that's why he's not all madlesbiany for your cakes. Mine isn't madlesbiany either, although he would happily eat cake until he exploded. I bought him this for his birthday last year: http://sleeptalkinman.spreadshirt.co.uk/mens-simple-cake-o-clock-A12290660/customize/color/2

RUGBY PELHAM.

 

[D66]

try this carrot cake -recipehttp://www.cakebaker.co.uk/MakingThePerfectCarrotCake.html
It is definitely not for the horses.

is the scrabble still on? I'll have the L in Haflinger for waffle as in cooler rug (not the thing you pour maple syrup on and have with ice cream).

Perhaps we should play cake scrabble.

 

[Natch]

Stop it with the lovely cake ideas - I am on a diet!!!

POINT TO POINTERS

 

[Starzaan]

BAD TIMES - Dr. Spag has said my body is having a freak out and that the increased feelings of rubbishness over the last two days are due to the super fun new game my body is playing. It's called "I fancy being gluten and dairy intolerant. No cake, roulade, madlesbiany cooking or fun of any kind for you Starzaan". I suppose knowing this is good, because maybe I'll feel a bit better.... but COME ON!

GOOD TIMES - FF text me!!!!!! Not the most epic set of texts I've ever recieved. No declarations of undying love, no promises to be on my doorstep in half an hour with grapes and flowers, no "my you're beautiful and I thought about you the WHOLE time I was all up in Mexico's grill"... but he text me all the same.


I feel much more chirpy.

I ALSO have someone to interview re: looking after my yard while I'm all half dead and on BOX REST tomorrow. Oh christ on a bike.



Can we make this madlesbianycakefest into a madlesbianyglutenanddairyfreefest please? FANKS DARLIN'S.

Incidentally, lymphangitis.

 

[D66]

please post pics of christ on a bike - at least in time for xmas.
Pooh gluten free
pooh dairy free
pooh reading labels
mad lesbiany fun can continue though.
horse horse horse - are you allergic to horses?

 

[Starzaan]

poo abounds.