D66
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Pooh indeed abounds. I now have to go and shovel loads of it, then make dinner.
Stand by your phone for texts.
Stand by your phone for texts.
Oi!!
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jodie3
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You could always ask non-doctor Gillian McKeith to have a look at it for you, isn't it one of her specialities?
I should think Dr Spag was lucky to escape unscathed after telling you that. Can you still be madlesbiany and watch Nigella or is that too masochisitic now?
The big supermarkets all do loads of 'free from' foods, so either get shopping on-line or send the sausage wielder or Matt out shopping with strict instructions to come back with subtitute goodies for you.
So what did the text say?????????
Market Harborough-Pessoa-Chambon-Lunge-Cavesson-Brushing Boots-Side Reins-Breaking Roller
Starzaan
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Are you ready for it.....???
ready?
sitting down???!?!!
"So, I hear the stress has got to you"
OHMYGOODNESSHE'SSOEFFINGELOQUENT.
Or not.
Lots more texts ensued... not one with even the tiniest HINT of a kiss or even a casual face lick.
ready?
sitting down???!?!!
"So, I hear the stress has got to you"
OHMYGOODNESSHE'SSOEFFINGELOQUENT.
Or not.
Lots more texts ensued... not one with even the tiniest HINT of a kiss or even a casual face lick.
jodie3
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Thats not good.
Either the sun in Mexico has addled his brain and fried his sensitiveness and potential for face licking OR he still doesn't realise just how seriously ill you are.
Either the sun in Mexico has addled his brain and fried his sensitiveness and potential for face licking OR he still doesn't realise just how seriously ill you are.
Starzaan
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Let's go for not realising...... I like that one.
Now how to make him realise, and do so in a SUBTLE way, so as to result in maximum sympathy and loveliness... hmmm..
Now how to make him realise, and do so in a SUBTLE way, so as to result in maximum sympathy and loveliness... hmmm..
Rosehip
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Tell him that you nearly died....and that you keep nearly dying!!!!
The 'STRESS' didnt get you, the bloody hairdresser did FFS!!!!!!
*I think stress may be getting to me though!*
Im all kinds of madlesbianny for this at the moment, about the only thing making me crack my face today!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqGGrO5hjy8&feature=related
The 'STRESS' didnt get you, the bloody hairdresser did FFS!!!!!!
*I think stress may be getting to me though!*
Im all kinds of madlesbianny for this at the moment, about the only thing making me crack my face today!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqGGrO5hjy8&feature=related
Starzaan
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Well you see, I don't really want to complain...
and I also don't really want to be the wheedling ninny who tries to emphasise her half deadedness...
I just wish someone would do that for me!!!
and I also don't really want to be the wheedling ninny who tries to emphasise her half deadedness...
I just wish someone would do that for me!!!
Echo Bravo
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Cause you dont whinge,whine or complain
Try going veggie for awhile. Or how about fish (minus the Whelks)So he's finally tracked down the stalker So I'd wing it with him
Mares teeth done YAHOOOO!!!!!!
Try going veggie for awhile. Or how about fish (minus the Whelks)So he's finally tracked down the stalker So I'd wing it with himMares teeth done YAHOOOO!!!!!!
Natch
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I can declare from first hand experience, that gluten, wheat etc and dairy free cakes are all kinds of nigella lesbiany amanazing.
BOG SPAVIN
BOG SPAVIN
MrsMozart
Just passing through...
Hopping in and out as tired as a bag of tired fluffy things, but felt like poking nose in and saying Hello and Horse and Equestrian and Equestrianism and Equine and Equus and Hoss and Neddy and Ponio and Something-Else-But-I-Can't-Think-What.
Hoofpick.
Hoofpick.
Millyard Rejects
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french link snaffe..............5 and a half inches!
JenHunt
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hw turnout has been unearthed.... I felt a bit mean for only taking a fleece with us hunting today as in my rush to leave I couldn't find my cotton sheet, and he was a tad cold when we got home I'm a bad mother. But in retaliation Bog pony managed to get mud in my eye today while I was riding him (he jumped into a puddle!). nearly 12 hours later it's feeling a bit better.
how's the wobblydruginducedlightheadedfairyness today starzaan? I concur with those earlier who said that gluten/dairy free cakes are just as madlesbianynigellaish as normal cakey goodness....
incidentally....
grass tip shoes
I'm a bad mother. But in retaliation Bog pony managed to get mud in my eye today while I was riding him (he jumped into a puddle!). nearly 12 hours later it's feeling a bit better.how's the wobblydruginducedlightheadedfairyness today starzaan? I concur with those earlier who said that gluten/dairy free cakes are just as madlesbianynigellaish as normal cakey goodness....
incidentally....
grass tip shoes
HollyWoozle
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Woozle want cake and Starzaany madlesbianism.
Millyard Rejects
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thats all well and good hollywoozle...but where was your special "please"????
stockholm tar!!!
HollyWoozle
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harvgj19
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I have read 28 pages of this thread and only just worked out what madlesbiany actually says!
Starzaan I think you are amazing to be so amusing and so ill at the same time. I hope you feel better soon.
Hunter clip
Starzaan I think you are amazing to be so amusing and so ill at the same time. I hope you feel better soon.
Hunter clip
Hoof Pick...
Rosehip
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Mehhhhh..... weanling, mud rash, pig oil and sulphur....
How you diddling Starzaan? Sorry I grumped yday, Im all anti-grumped now!
I make a mean gluten free bread roll btw xxxx
How you diddling Starzaan? Sorry I grumped yday, Im all anti-grumped now!
I make a mean gluten free bread roll btw xxxx
D66
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Hoof Pick...
2.25am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought stockholm tar was good, we might be needing it soon.
Extra heavy turnout.
How smelly do your horses stable rugs get?
Starzaan
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Ok, so apparently resting doesn't actually work...
Was being a particularly wet napkin last night and having a good old sob because I couldn't make my coat stay hung up on the hangy uppy hooky thing (which is clearly a reason for the world to fall apart)... (and also because the bloody poofaced mechanic phoned and said some thoroughly nasty things) and suddenly the tap turned on in my head and I ended up having another nosebleed. This one was absolutely bloomin' terrifying!
GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF BLOOD POURING OUT OF MY FACE TO FOLLOW, MAN UP OR GET OUT IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT VOM ALL OVER EVERYTHING....
The nosebleeds are a side effect of the drugs, and also of the stress apparently... WELL... imagine a both taps being turned on... water doesn't drip, it pours... now replace taps with my nonceystrils and replace water with blood. I lost a spectacular amount of blood over the next two hours, and got rather faint and mad! I rang Dr. Spag to tell him I was having a slight trilemma, and he asked if there was anyone who could film it... I think he's a nose pervert...
Whilst on the phone to Dr. Spag apparently I got a bit MORE faint and mad and started having a bit of a freak out, and asking him if my brain was falling out of my nose. He assured me that although at times it would appear that my brain is small enough to fit through my nostrils, it is lumpy, and therefore I would have noticed if it had come adrift.
I love Dr. Spag. A lot.
So, after managing to get blood on just about everything I own, and making the bathroom look as though ritual sacrifice was the name of the game, I was plopped into bed with a bucket and a roll of Dairy Wipe (giant blue tissue roll used for wiping cow bums.... noice!) and told to shut up. In response to this my throat started to swell again as my body decided I wasn't getting sufficient sympathy... and then this morning I ended up having a bit of a melt down! This mainly involved getting a bit cold, and shaking so violently that I fell over in the larder whilst trying to eat peanut butter with a spoon (I hadn't eaten for two days as been feeling so rough, and then my body asked for food NOWNOWNOW) and sort of wobbled around on the floor like a shakey thing for a few minutes... I have thus far managed to avoid going back into hospital today, as there was someone around to stab me with SEVEN injections to try and stop the shaking and the madness... so now I'm all kinds of drugged and feeling utterly horrific, and very sorry for myself!!!
I have however found a groom, so my horsies will be back in normal land soon and stop looking like muddy hairy yaks and more like smart clipped sparkly things!
My name is Starzaan, and I'm a wreck.
ETA: FF likes Kevin Bacon Hoof Dressing...he's always right.
Was being a particularly wet napkin last night and having a good old sob because I couldn't make my coat stay hung up on the hangy uppy hooky thing (which is clearly a reason for the world to fall apart)... (and also because the bloody poofaced mechanic phoned and said some thoroughly nasty things) and suddenly the tap turned on in my head and I ended up having another nosebleed. This one was absolutely bloomin' terrifying!
GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF BLOOD POURING OUT OF MY FACE TO FOLLOW, MAN UP OR GET OUT IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT VOM ALL OVER EVERYTHING....
The nosebleeds are a side effect of the drugs, and also of the stress apparently... WELL... imagine a both taps being turned on... water doesn't drip, it pours... now replace taps with my nonceystrils and replace water with blood. I lost a spectacular amount of blood over the next two hours, and got rather faint and mad! I rang Dr. Spag to tell him I was having a slight trilemma, and he asked if there was anyone who could film it... I think he's a nose pervert...
Whilst on the phone to Dr. Spag apparently I got a bit MORE faint and mad and started having a bit of a freak out, and asking him if my brain was falling out of my nose. He assured me that although at times it would appear that my brain is small enough to fit through my nostrils, it is lumpy, and therefore I would have noticed if it had come adrift.
I love Dr. Spag. A lot.
So, after managing to get blood on just about everything I own, and making the bathroom look as though ritual sacrifice was the name of the game, I was plopped into bed with a bucket and a roll of Dairy Wipe (giant blue tissue roll used for wiping cow bums.... noice!) and told to shut up. In response to this my throat started to swell again as my body decided I wasn't getting sufficient sympathy... and then this morning I ended up having a bit of a melt down! This mainly involved getting a bit cold, and shaking so violently that I fell over in the larder whilst trying to eat peanut butter with a spoon (I hadn't eaten for two days as been feeling so rough, and then my body asked for food NOWNOWNOW) and sort of wobbled around on the floor like a shakey thing for a few minutes... I have thus far managed to avoid going back into hospital today, as there was someone around to stab me with SEVEN injections to try and stop the shaking and the madness... so now I'm all kinds of drugged and feeling utterly horrific, and very sorry for myself!!!
I have however found a groom, so my horsies will be back in normal land soon and stop looking like muddy hairy yaks and more like smart clipped sparkly things!
My name is Starzaan, and I'm a wreck.
ETA: FF likes Kevin Bacon Hoof Dressing...he's always right.
Vixen Van Debz
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Apparently nasal sex (feck nose!) is the in things with the kids - perhaps Dr Spag is a fan?
You're allowed to be a wreck! Being ill, not even casual face licking from FF and being incapacitated whilst trying to eat the nectar of the gods - peanut butter. You're a hilarious, loveable wreck who lightens lots of lives though, if that helps 80)
You're allowed to be a wreck! Being ill, not even casual face licking from FF and being incapacitated whilst trying to eat the nectar of the gods - peanut butter. You're a hilarious, loveable wreck who lightens lots of lives though, if that helps 80)
Thats what i get for falling asleep for 5 min in the day time, i was up most of the night
Vetty
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OMG Starzaan! Now I'll say this quietly and put my riding hat on as protection first...... Don't you think that now you have a groom to keep your horses in the manner to which they have become accustomed that maybe a ickle stay in the hospital might be a good idea.....??
Seriously pouring noses and shaking til you fall over is not good. In anyones book. Are you actually telling Dr Spag the truth? All of it?
Consider it, please?
Seriously pouring noses and shaking til you fall over is not good. In anyones book. Are you actually telling Dr Spag the truth? All of it?
Consider it, please?
Beezer
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*Wags finger sternly at Starzaan*
Now then young lady, do you not realise you are approaching National Treasure status? You have a Moral Obligation to look after yourself and restore yourself to 100% fitness so you can keep us all entertained with stories about how you wrestled FF to the ground and insisted he partake of casual face licking. For the love of Mike woman - REST UP!
PS:- My non-horsey work colleagues also prefer it when you post lots about FF-entrapment. Apparently I become a nice smiley person and stop snarling at people who want to spend MY budget. At the very least, you owe it to harmonious working relationships.
Please? Rest??
PS:- What does Dr Spag look like? Could he be a possible Plan B for the FF?
Now then young lady, do you not realise you are approaching National Treasure status? You have a Moral Obligation to look after yourself and restore yourself to 100% fitness so you can keep us all entertained with stories about how you wrestled FF to the ground and insisted he partake of casual face licking. For the love of Mike woman - REST UP!
PS:- My non-horsey work colleagues also prefer it when you post lots about FF-entrapment. Apparently I become a nice smiley person and stop snarling at people who want to spend MY budget. At the very least, you owe it to harmonious working relationships.
Please? Rest??
PS:- What does Dr Spag look like? Could he be a possible Plan B for the FF?
Starzaan
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The mention of fecknose just made me laugh so much I ended up getting tangled up in the super duper uber fleecey blanket and resulted in a near death wrestling experience...
I am telling Dr. Spag the truth... but I do agree that going in for a bit is a good idea... I've got a review thingy on Monday, so hopefully I can stay out of hospital til then and will go and talk to him about being imprisoned for a while!
Dr. Spag is so named because he looks like a piece of spaghetti... he has no definition between head and neck... it's like talking to a bottle with giant glasses on!
I am still incredibly drugged and rather off my face following this morning's shakefest... but FF and FFH have sent me texties this afternoon... FF slightly more friendly, but only slightly. I still want to smack his head against an anvil though... or maybe just slip him some date rape drugs...
Always a winner!
I am telling Dr. Spag the truth... but I do agree that going in for a bit is a good idea... I've got a review thingy on Monday, so hopefully I can stay out of hospital til then and will go and talk to him about being imprisoned for a while!
Dr. Spag is so named because he looks like a piece of spaghetti... he has no definition between head and neck... it's like talking to a bottle with giant glasses on!
I am still incredibly drugged and rather off my face following this morning's shakefest... but FF and FFH have sent me texties this afternoon... FF slightly more friendly, but only slightly. I still want to smack his head against an anvil though... or maybe just slip him some date rape drugs...
Always a winner!
photo_jo
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Starzaan
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Surely that should be a Morag Obligation.
Name for the next horse!
photo_jo
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Has a nice ring to it!
Doris68
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How about a REST FEST young woman.....
Do as you're told and don't cause any further bleeding from any other orifices.
Stay well and recover soon x
Do as you're told and don't cause any further bleeding from any other orifices.
Stay well and recover soon x
Starzaan
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I DID do as I was told!! And then my nose exploded!!!!
I think an FF FEST would be MUCH nicer than a rest fest.