Oi!!

[Millyard Rejects]

But definitely not The Unwaxed Lemon, as that sounds a bit wrong.

she is hairy though???

Somehow I knew Starzaan wouldn't have a yard full of 14.3 good-doer, hairy cob types.


(No offence to 14.3 good-doer, hairy cob types.)

its because starzaan is freakishly tall? her legs would scrap along the ground if she sat on anything shorter than 16hh??

 

[JenHunt]

Well my mind is exhausted, my OH is in Denmark till Tuesday

pah! that's nothing.... my OH has disappeared off to India for 2 Whole whelkish weeks.... for WORK!!! He's checking out some hovels and jungle for the company he works for.

Aaaand he's left me behind with a broken boiler.... and we don't have a dog, so think of me sitting with the laptop on my lap just to stay warm!

Off to put the kettle on for a hot water bottle...

 

[dibbin]

Millyard Rejects - I just think that The Waxy Lemon sounds better and if people ask her how she got her name you can smile mysteriously and waft away.

 

[photo_jo]

- what about The Waxy Lemon for your filly?

There is a racehorse called The Hairy Lemon-actually there's also one called Hairy Molly but he's named after a caterpiller.

 

[dibbin]

There is a racehorse called The Hairy Lemon-actually there's also one called Hairy Molly but he's named after a caterpiller.

If I was going to name my horse after a caterpillar, it would have to be the Very Hungry Caterpillar ...

 

[Rosehip]

OMG Starzaan, have just googled the FF! Hes pretty fit!!! My girlfriend will be most unhappy to hear this!
On a horsey note, can someone think of a show name for Seren? Shes a welsh b type show pony 12.2/13hh (really must stick her!) and a choccy brown with roaning, very pretty actually!cheers!! x

 

[Queenbee]

Oooh, has The Mechanic been re-homed? Sold or loaned? Or just given away due to tendancy to nap and refusal to move off the leg?

^^^^^^^^^
love it

 

[Santa Clause]

after being all upset & depressed about my HORSE not selling, reading this really cheered me up. Reading some of your threads to the mother eariler and she says while your all sicky & damsel in destress like you should write a book I would buy atleast 10 copies

 

[Millyard Rejects]

If I was going to name my horse after a caterpillar, it would have to be the Very Hungry Caterpillar ...

there is fan page on fb for this very popular book!!!!

There is a racehorse called The Hairy Lemon-actually there's also one called Hairy Molly but he's named after a caterpiller.

Bahh the hairy lemon---must have read dibbins posts and has stolen the name! i shall write to my mp!

 

[Echo Bravo]

Well feeling refreshed from a goodnights sleep, OH rang just when I was tucking into my Egg&Bacon which of cause went cold(he does this every Thursday when I'm reading the H/H). Mind you He and Trev are working pretty hard to upgrade machine. Hairey Lemon is a very nice big bay chaser who did very well to start with but has gone off the boil abit, think either trainer or owner graded him higher than he really is. So you never know Starzaan may inherit him, so she can pass him on to me. Tonight I learnt how to chainsaw wood for the fire, so have two dogs toasting nicely in front of it. My next plan is how to fix car engines, tractor etc:-How is Starzaan doing has she found someone yet to help with the horses?

 

[Starzaan]

Sadly I haven't yet, but I shall keep asking around....

I am still alive, but feeling utterly horridious and poo due to over doing it rather a lot this afternoon and not getting any sleep at all last night...

I'm currently making myself feel better by watching Nigella whisking carrot cake mix... her morags are flapping around like nobody's business...

 

[Echo Bravo]

Please enough of the morags, no wonder they send you off to SB.

 

[Starzaan]

I calls them as I sees them!!!

And I may have just managed to get roulade in my eye.

Ow.


A LOT.

 

[D66]

That will be carrot cake to feed to your HORSE. and roulade - is that a supplement to improve your HORSE'S airs above the ground? Please stay in NL starzaan, I'm scared of SB.
PS Nigella has socks stuffed in her bra so she wobbles more.
PPs Seen the other thread now so know what new horse is like (v nice). Real life don't half get in the way of virtual reading.

 

[Starzaan]

Of COURSE the carrot cake was for my HORSE.

I had a little teeny tiny sit on him today... and slid off after about five minutes of lying on him while he ate his supper.

I loathe these little drugolas now. They make me fall off my HORSE.

 

[Santa Clause]

STAARZAN NO MORE SITTING ON HORSES !!!!
atleast not untill nice doctor spag says so, OKAY ?!?!

 

[Starzaan]

Alright alright don't get eaten up by your own bum with the worrying!!!

I learned my lesson... and feel super duper dreadful and all kinds of crap now. But it was soooo lovely to have a proper cuddle with my Roy boy. Who, incidentally gave me the funniest look I have ever seen when I went from being on his back to being plopped on the floor under his tummy, trying to pull myself up on his rug surcingles...

I do adore my horse. He's very nice to me when I'm being a blithering idiot.

 

[Echo Bravo]

Somebody should put you in a straightjacket and throw away the key, till your'e better, silly Bat

 

[MrsMozart]

Listen Starzaan, all this HORS(E)ing around has to stop, if only so as your HORSE doesn't get totally confuzzled

 

[Starzaan]

I think I'd look rather fetching in a straightjacket...

 

[Festive_Felicitations]

After a decent bit of HHO stalking and post hunting I have found pictures of the new ride (FF) you are working so hard to get ....
Lets just say I fully understand why you are putting so much effort in inspite of your delicate state!

Roy (the HORSE) sounds like an absolute sweetie and I'd offer to come and skivvie for you (and give them all their daily doses of hugs - a well known HORSE well being therapy) but it's tad far & cold over there

May I echo the above comments re- horseing around. Next time you get any ideas about leaving your wheelbarrow remeber:
'Big Bad I Said NO!' - a rather odd cartoon...

PS to help with the bed, tea drinking and HORSE witdrawral symptoms there is a choccy biccy over here called TimTams that everyone swears blind were designed to be used as straws. If you would like to try some PM me your address.

PPS If you ever decide that FF needs turning out to pasture there is rather alot going to waste around here

 

[MrsMozart]

I think I'd look rather fetching in a straightjacket...

Pink?

With sequins?


Of course, a SJ could be used as a BP for when you're riding again

 

[MrsMozart]

After a decent bit of HHO stalking and post hunting I have found pictures of the new ride (FF) you are working so hard to get ....
Lets just say I fully understand why you are putting so much effort in inspite of your delicate state!

Oooh, pm me the location!

 

[Echo Bravo]

PM us all. Straightjacket pink with sequins HUMM!!!!,sounds like it would suit her

 

[JenHunt]

'twould fit in beautifully with this winter's Military-esque details on jackets

 

[Starzaan]

Hmmm... I think if there are sequins involved then there definitely needs to be some ostrich feather action...

Now, my lovely friend Diz is the most incredibly talented performance poet in the world, and his band Bad Science are some of the loveliest people I have the pleasure to know.... so I am putting a link to my favourite song of all time, written by mister Dizzle himself... which always makes me feel better, and is working wonders on my sad little self today.

Mechanic is yo-yo-ing between messages filled with undying love and burning with murderous rage. Strangely, the undying love is easier to bear, as the nasty ones are hitting me right where it hurts. He knows me too well and knows exactly what to say to make me crumple like a wet napkin.

So here you go my little chickies... love from your wet napkin.


OH! HORSE HORSE HORSE PIAFFE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bm_tQK2iAw

 

[Echo Bravo]

Tell Mechanic to butt out, or he'll have the witch pack on his back, getting back to how you are feeling, would a pale shade of lemon and sequins for the straightjacket do? not sure ostrish feather would go. How is your mother coping.

 

[Starzaan]

I think a pale shade of lemon might be rather alarming against my skin at the moment...

I am currently a pale shade of greyish white, with two black eyes.... my name is Miss Alluring!

My mother is coping very well considering - she's a star, and I think she's actually enjoying having me living at home for a bit... maybe not the dogs so much...hmm...

She's being very lovely (as are lovely Ed and Gay Matt) every time I fall over and burst into tears like a silly noodle...

 

[Echo Bravo]

Ok Olive green with black strips should match your complexion. Have you managed to find someone to help out with horses?

 

[Starzaan]

Ugh. I hate olives...specially the green ones...ughughugh... little blobs of phlegm...

But olive green with black stripes it is...

I have not, but I shall keep looking! Will give FF a few days to settle back into this crappy country and then text him asking him to keep an eye out for a groom for me!!
(SO CUNNING!)