Oi!!

I WANT TO SEE. *grumbles*

For what's it's worth, I think my Frenchman is a FF but I'm sure not everyone agrees! Sometimes they just have something that gets you (no, unfortunately it isn't money in his case... I live in hope).
 
Dubsie I agree that he looks about twelve in that photo... but I assure you he's all manliness and phwoar and big guns in real life...


And Holly, google him you absolute tit!!!

Dr. Spag gave me a little addict's box to keep all my drugs in today. I feel so special. I even kissed him. He flinched.




A LOT.
 
Starzaan you need glasses.:p:p:p The way you've raving on about FF, I was expecting a hulk with several 6 packs are you sure he's tall enough for you (you've turned down my suggestion of the FFF's or the FJJ's):cool::cool::cool: and is your Matter still coping with you and said dogs:eek::eek::eek:
 
don't google Fit Farrier cos you only get very boring results!

if you were interested in HORSE racing and looked at a trainer called Richard Phillips you might see something of interest there
 
I do NOT need glasses. YOU need glasses. I shall have no more badness spoken about FF or I'll suck out your eyes and blow through the holes.

Do not anger the sick person, I've got morphine that I could stab into your pancreas....

He's BEAUTIFUL.


Inside and out. (VOM VOM VOMMY VOM VOM)

And he makes me laugh.

And when he says something nice to me it makes me squeak.

So BLEUGH in your general direction.


Holly, I have told you TIME AND TIME AGAIN that he is Richard Phillips' farrier. Sort your life out.

My Mumsie is coping very well with me... I just wobbled downstairs to get a drinky to find her on the floor with the puppy, saying that she has just discovered that if you squish the bit just above his eye with your thumb, he makes a funny noise....


All normal then.







Cor blimes, I did a whole lot of nothing today, and feel a bit better for it... I might start obeying the Spagster...


Might..



OH!!!! ETA: HORSE RACING. PIAFFE. SPAVINS!!!!
 
Well I think he looks rather cute! In an entirely masculine way of course, with big, rough, manly farrier hands. Doesn't sound tooooo bad to me! Fair play to you, Starzaan, FAIR PLAY. I support you in this venture.

I feel much better about life now I've seen him.

ETA: I hope this FARRIER doesn't HALF PASS you by.
 
Your FF (HORSE SHOEING PROFESSIONAL TYPE PERSON) is rather cute.

An alarming thing happened with my farrier today. I phoned him. And he answered. He NEVER answers the phone. EVER. I feel like the chosen one now :D

Unfortunately my horse got kicked and is now lame. Not by the farrier, obviously.

Also ... HORSESHOES.
 
He's more than cute my darling.

He's squishy and rugged and perfecto...


I wonder if the words "squishy" and "rugged" have ever been used in such close proximity before..hmm... cor I'm breaking down all sorts of barriers here. I'm like a demolition ball of language, or some **** like that.

Also, my HORSES had their yard all painted and finished today. Smartness defined. (not that I went outside and looked at all..nonono, I of course did as Dr. Spag told me and stayed in bed being all glum and bruised)
 
You must be looking through two black eyes and sunglasses as well and pigs are flying if you say you stayed indoors,when you know your stables are looking good,so you must have checked, cann't your mother put the straightjacket on you and chain you to the bed:D:D:D:D:D
 
I think they gave up on keeping me in bed when I was in ICU on Sunday and decided to go waddling off with my drip stand to find some orange juice... forgetting that I was also hooked up to a heart monitor, a thingy on my finger, and had a central line in my neck....


Ouch a hundred times over is all I can say! AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE ORANGE JUICE!
 
I like olives stuffed with chilli and garlic? yummy..:D
Neddies do have sunflower oil and garlic powder in their dinners?

Reminds me starzaan ive got to call my farrier this week hes not anything like your ff, for starters hes shorter than me, is a ginner and likes trotting horses!! yeugh!!!!:eek:
if I cant get him could you recommend a good farrier? not for stalking-just trimming ponios tootsies??
 
Course I could... use mine! As long as you promise not be sexy in front of him... that's my job...


(I actually just snorted at the thought of myself being sexy... this is not good.)


ETA: EB you cheeky sod! I can cry and do big sad eyes at you!!!
 
Bugger.

Please excuse me while I think of something suitably cutting and splendid to say to you to shove your bum off that high horse.

















nope. Nothing.

*******s.


also, I ran out of chaff today, my HORSES were not happy.
 
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Olives stuffed with garlic and chillies yummy:):):)Stalk all you want Millyard rejects as she cann't do nowt about it.:D:D:D
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I do not wish to stalk the ff- I already have a lovely vet to stalk...aherm investigate..and Farriers always have weird spines from all the bending over?

Starzaan said:
Course I could... use mine! As long as you promise not be sexy in front of him... that's my job...

I cant do sexy while hanging onto nutty pony have tried when lovely vet was here:(
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Starzaan said:
also, I ran out of chaff today, my HORSES were not happy.
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Thats ok Nutty pony cant eat at the moment due to his new vice of choking!:eek: so I will send you new bag of chaff- is original ok? and is the horsey theme still working?
 
S,

I have been following your posts and thought of you the other day when I walked into camp to go riding, HCMR has a FF!!!! Get better quick, and come see :)

I walked past the forge and nearly fainted in his manly godliness!

Wishing u better very soon ... REST.... x
 
We might all be on drugs.

My tutorial today was adjourned (check out my grasp of the legal-type lingo) to the student union because it was our tutor's birthday. Best tutorial yet!

ETA: Canter pirouette. To the left.
 
that reminds me!!! the flipping shop with all the little glittery things-sold the rocking horse!!! hes been there 3 years and they sold him!!!!!! someone paid 1,200 euro for a rocking horse!!!!! he was soooooo lovely though, good to shoe box and clip by al accounts:D
 
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