Oi!!

[Echo Bravo]

Clever Biddy

 

[Starzaan]

That's meeee!!! Cunning stunts... hohohoho

 

[HollyWoozle]

Ugh. I hate olives...specially the green ones...ughughugh... little blobs of phlegm...

Oh yes, I agree. They are hideous!

 

[Starzaan]

Holly, we're clearly fluid as if one organism....

 

[dibbin]

Can I join in the organism too? Olives disgust me, they're just ... urgh *shudder*

 

[Echo Bravo]

Oh come on girls they are tasty, specially with cheese and the colour would be camiflouge for her 2 black eyes and sickly colour, so she'd blend in sort of.

 

[Ladyinred]

Holly, we're clearly fluid as if one organism....

Jeeeez did I ever manage to misread that

 

[Echo Bravo]

If the FCT reads that she straight back to SB, shudder

 

[dibbin]

Oh come on girls they are tasty, specially with cheese and the colour would be camiflouge for her 2 black eyes and sickly colour, so she'd blend in sort of.

I think I was just sick in my mouth. I do not understand how anyone finds olives appealing, they're even a horrible colour

YUCK.

My HORSE (who is like a walking, whiffling, fluffy dustbin) doesn't like them either. I assume. This is just an attempt to keep the thread suitably EQUESTRIAN so we don't get punted. Did it work?

 

[Echo Bravo]

You cook with olive oil???? or have olive oil in your salad dressing????? And on your garlic bread??? Guess where it comes from

 

[Ladyinred]

We will have to nag ourselves horse to keep the thread here. We can't have Starzaans saddle slipping so she hoofs it back to SB. The mane thing is to keep on mentioning horses..

 

[Starzaan]

Nope. HATE olive oil. It tastes like OLIVES.


ughughugh little green orbs of vomit.


ETA: HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE.

I love Albion saddles almost as much as I love my farrier.... that help?

 

[dibbin]

Olive oil doesn't taste quite as RANK as olives. But I don't use it much anyway.

Rank rank rank.

My HORSE smelled rank after a 2 hour hack today.

2 hour hack + canter/gallop + unclipped Dylan = serious EQUINE body odour.

 

[Charem]

Nope. HATE olive oil. It tastes like OLIVES.


ughughugh little green orbs of vomit.

Couldn'tHORSE agree HORSEmore,HORSE nasty HORSEstuff. HORSEI HORSEmuchHORSE prefer HORSEsunHORSE flower HORSEoil HORSEfor HORSEcooking. HORSEOliveHORSE oilHORSE isHORSE too HORSEheavy!HORSE

 

[Echo Bravo]

Body odour was it yours or Dylans But Starzaan I have 2 vets coming on Wed to do my mare's teeth, she's not very good with vets, needles or rasps, although she has mellowed over the years and no longer tries to attack farrier, when he trims her feet. Do you think we may be able to get her teeth done this time????

 

[Echo Bravo]

Excellent Charmen

 

[dibbin]

Body odour was it yours or Dylans But Starzaan I have 2 vets coming on Wed to do my mare's teeth, she's not very good with vets, needles or rasps, although she has mellowed over the years and no longer tries to attack farrier, when he trims her feet. Do you think we may be able to get her teeth done this time????

Definitely Dylan's, I took my riding hat off when we came back and shook my hair out (so it wouldn't keep the shape of my hat, not because I thought I was in a L'Oreal advert), and it smelled like shampoo, not HORSE BO. So there. I resent the implication that I smell.



I jest. Of course, all HORSEY people smell a little bit

 

[Echo Bravo]

Hey we've hit on a winner Body deodrant for sweaty horses, then theres the shampoos, hoof glitter and mancour(is that spelt right?)

 

[dibbin]

Hey we've hit on a winner Body deodrant for sweaty horses, then theres the shampoos, hoof glitter and mancour(is that spelt right?)

Hmm. The HORSE deodorant, where would it go ...? I can't see it being enough just to put it in the armpits (legpits?) tbh.

 

[Echo Bravo]

No you spray it all over, like lilly of the valley or roses etc:-

 

[HollyWoozle]

Holly, we're clearly fluid as if one organism....

I too completely misread that! Woohoo!

Also, I cook with olive oil but I use the 'light' olive oil which doesn't have much flavour. I have really tried to like olives but they're just slimey and horrid.

Also, horses.

 

[Starzaan]

You vulgar creatures! Stop misreading me! You should be impressed that I managed to type a coherent sentence at all with my shakey jakeyness and being all high!

I love the word legpits, so think this HORSE deodorant should be marketed towards legpits....


Also, turn on the forehand.

 

[Lady La La]

Just managed to read through all of this, and the other Starzaan related material You lot do make me chuckle!
I feel for you Starzaan, you have certainly been through it these last few weeks
I'm amazed your staying positive!

Also... Sugarbeet.

 

[Angua2]

I too completely misread that! Woohoo!

Also, I cook with olive oil but I use the 'light' olive oil which doesn't have much flavour. I have really tried to like olives but they're just slimey and horrid.

Also, horses.

I also mis read (madlesbiany here we come)

I do occasionally cook (with olive oil) but have to say that I have developed a taste for olives.... especially ones marinated in garliky stuff.

very oddly my old farrier wanted my horses hooves marinated in veggie oil

 

[Rosehip]

I like olive oil, but just the sight of olives makes me dry heave! blurgh!!
Oh, half pass....
How is everyone today? Im tired and achy and fed up and want cheese on toast!!! Bah, sorry starzaan, Im pathetic and hijacking!
Oh, counter change of hand......

Loveing legpits btw!!xx

 

[Vetwrap]

That's meeee!!! Cunning stunts... hohohoho

How could we possibly mis-read you?????

 

[Echo Bravo]

Saw photo of FF, I was expecting tall blonde with a six pack, but he seems a nice enough lad

 

[jodie3]

Olives are a big no no, yuk yuk.

There is something intrinsically wrong with a fruit (?) that pretends to be a grape look alike but tastes revolting and nothing like a grape.

I went to look at a WELSH COBto have on loan but it had very SLOPING PASTERNS and also was not good to be MOUNTED, even did a little HALF REAR so I sadly said no.

 

[Starzaan]

Saw photo of FF, I was expecting tall blonde with a six pack, but he seems a nice enough lad

How rude!!! He's DELICIOUS.

He's also so completely wonderful and lovely that even if he looked like he'd run into the back end of a particularly ugly cow I'd still adore him. We have EXACTLY the same sense of humour.... and as he says "we're on the same wavelength".

I'd very much like to be on his wavelength ..... hohohoho!!

Sad to hear about the SLOPING PASTERNS Jodie3.... maybe try a SKEWBALD next time?!

 

[Dubsie]

Just Googled the farrier. He looks too young.