Oi!!

Starzaan, if you could choose one thing in the world which was definitely safe for you to eat (not grapes), what would it be?

This thought started because I wondered what I would choose if I could make one thing in the world not contain any calories. I think it would be Ocean Spray cranberry juice because I love it more than everything else in the world put together.

I think I should go to bed because my brain is melting.

TOPLINE.
 
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HWoozle - I think Im going to have to go all madlesbiany for you I LOVE Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice too!! (Does anyone else make the stuff??) ;)

Starzaan I'm glad to hear that you are resting but now I want to go any buy some oats or barley to soak as I love the smell too!!!! But as I have no one to feed them to (Beau def doesn't need them!) it seems a bit of a waste.

I'm glad to here that you have found someone to keep Roy in the manor to which he has become accostomed :)

If you have had enough of Nigella for a while check out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

Man vs Wild - Campbelltown (send up)
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh8V9MhfCws
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtM7Jiv856Y&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

Let me know what you find amusing and I'm sure we can find more stuff :)

PS Leg yeild, shy, stumble, trot.
 
As the proud owner of a very whingy back, don't know how you're coping m'duck.

I feel like poking the next thing that mkaes my back twinge, i.e. breathing!

Ah well.

How you doing m'duck?

Sorry, I'm not all madlesbiany, can't get up the oomph :eek:

Hm.

Tendon boots.

Half chaps (though I prefer, in my better days anyway, a full chap m'self :rolleyes::D).
 
All very quite on the Starzaan front... looking like I'm going to be going in for an extended stay in hospital as the nosebleeds are getting more and more frequent, and the swelling round my throat is coming up every day now... poo poo bugger bum and poo!

My lovely sister has come to stay and look after me for the weekend, and although too much laughing causes cracking nosebleeds, the laughing is so so squishy and lovely!


I would also just like to say BLEUGH to all who LIED to me and said that gluten free cakes were lovely.

Yuck.



In the extreme.






I would rather lick a hot Turkish urinal.


















ugh.


MrsM, I am sending you a very very gentle madlesbiany kissy xxxxx
 
Take care hun. Do what the good Dr Spag orders and come back to us soon.

Can you take a laptop in with you??

Love and hugs to you xx
 
Can't help you on the HTU unfortunately, but could send you a 'not been cleaned yet today 'cos we've all been out and about' English loo, if that would be any good to you lass?

Ta for the gentleness. Whilst not in your league in the 'Oh bu&&er' front, I am definitely in the 'Oh I wish I hadn't done that' camp.

Ah well. Onwards and sidewards, if in a slighlty wibbly-wobbly manner :cool:

Will you have your laptop with you in hospital?

Lunging.

Showjumping.
 
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I kept quiet about the gluten free cakes (and bread) because i know them to be disgusting - think airplane bread roll, stale. But there are lots of non gluten, non dairy foods that are nigellarish. honest.
Behave in hospital, and take your laptop for updates please.

Brushing boots and lip straps
 
Well why didn't you warn me?!?! NOT amused. I shall be getting my pointy stick out to stab you in the kidneys! I wasted good, hard earned dollar on those crumbly, tastless monstrosities!


I shall try and take my laptop... I am now off to find a selection of suitably alluring pyjama type outfits JUST IN CASE FF comes to sweep me off my gurney...


phwoar.
 
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I'm bored.


Brushing boots.

Baby boots.

Tendon boots.
 
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Oh rats' entrails - you poor old thing!
Positive waves being sent your way...if you can't be good, then....then...WTF....do whatever, as long as you keep calm and c-o-o-o-o-l....oh, and rest pleeease (yawn)

Big hugs x
 
I have kept up with your hair dye trilemma but have yet to comment. It has taken me this long to work out what "madlesbian" says and I think I have burst out laughing at every page! Definately take your laptop to hospital with you, and try to get a sneeky pic of Dr Spag ... I want to see his spaghetti-likeness :D

DANTRIUM!
 
Starzaan said:
I would also just like to say BLEUGH to all who LIED to me and said that gluten free cakes were lovely.

Yuck.
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Really?! Co-op's tiffin? Asda's cherry bakewells? co-op again with their sticky toffee pudding?! :eek:

Maybe the dye affected your taste buds?! :p

D RING COPPER MOUTH CHERRY ROLLER
 
Naturally said:
Really?! Co-op's tiffin? Asda's cherry bakewells? co-op again with their sticky toffee pudding?! :eek:

Maybe the dye affected your taste buds?! :p

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Well if I purchase some of these yummies, and they turn out to be just as rankathon as the others, then I will hold you personally responsible, and reserve the right to smack you in the eyes with a tablespoon!

And EB, I am still all suspish about you possibly being something to do with the trout/FF.....

so you're up for eye whacking too!


Eye whacks all round....



Now... pink slippers or grey slippers? Or BOTH?!
 
Starzaan said:
Well if I purchase some of these yummies, and they turn out to be just as rankathon as the others, then I will hold you personally responsible, and reserve the right to smack you in the eyes with a tablespoon!

And EB, I am still all suspish about you possibly being something to do with the trout/FF.....

so you're up for eye whacking too!


Eye whacks all round....



Now... pink slippers or grey slippers? Or BOTH?!
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Both.

French link snaffle.
 
Echo Bravo said:
AHHH. So Starzaan should now have the ruddy rest she needs, will they handcuff or chain her to the bed:D:D:D:D.

Vets
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They will use the straps? cant be seen to be abusing patients even if they are a bit mad?? ;)
Vets......mmmm i have a lovely vet who even rang to tell me not to venture out in the bad weather and would see me and the beasts later in the week when safer for me to be on the road...he has lovely hands?

digger66 said:
take the morag restrainer in to hospital and use it as a fruit bowl. Fruit's OK.
Think of the weight you'll lose on a pecan-danish-free diet.

Molassed alfalfa and cavaletti
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Are you saying danish pastries are not healthy?:eek:




My pony is very delicate and has to have speedibeet made with warm not cold water!:rolleyes:
 
You must take your laptop to hospital, we'll miss you terribly :( Dylan has an infected leg, he says OUCH in the extreme *prance prance try-to-boot-mum prance* OUCH. Can he come and live with you in your bed of pain? He'd make a vey cosy bedwarmer, and I'm sure Dr. Spag won't mind.

ALFA-A, BUILD UP MIX, SPEEDIBEET AND GARLIC.
 
MrsMozart said:
So long as they are pink satin, with fluffy bits, they'll be fine :D
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oh yeah goes without saying! not the old brown cord type?:rolleyes::)

digger66 said:
re you saying danish pastries are not healthy?
As part of a balanced diet:D
equal parts danish and doughnuts
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Thats what I thought pheww! ;) I had 3 donuts today and was just thinking I had to balance out my supper,either with chicken curry and naan bread or the pasties!!:D

dibbin said:
You must take your laptop to hospital, we'll miss you terribly :( Dylan has an infected leg

ALFA-A, BUILD UP MIX, SPEEDIBEET AND GARLIC.
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Im sure the nurses will allow starzaan to keep us informed of her ongoing health issues/ if not maybe a strongly worded email to her local MP from MRSM?

Also Dibbin- Oliver says he will have the speedibeet and might try the build up mix but can you leave the garlic out? hes very picky little irish pony and would prefer cabbage?
 
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