Littlelegs
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Ollies mum, i'm horrified at your poor poor fences. Tonitot, pts quick, ollys mum has proven there are worse fates than firewood.
Plats in tails
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Ollie's Mum
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Those are Tonitot's not mine!!! You're giving her all this sympathy and I've outed her for what she is - those are RSPCF photos!
ETA - See how quiet she's gone? No denial! And she's now in charge of fencelets!
Moomin1
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The poor things are collapsed!! What the...?!! How could anyone let their fence deteriorate like that?! To think of how 'rotting' that poor fence must have felt before it's death!
Ollie's Mum
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I really should have given a warning before "posting" as to just how graphic the picture was - sorry.
Everyone on our ward, Matron says she's locking up now, better get back into bed quick
Everyone on our ward, Matron says she's locking up now, better get back into bed quick
tonitot
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I will not have my fencelet pts! I can look after him, just not very well...
How much would I get per kilo if I were to send my fencelet to the firewood house? Just wondering ....
How much would I get per kilo if I were to send my fencelet to the firewood house? Just wondering ....
Moomin1
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I really should have given a warning before "posting" as to just how graphic the picture was - sorry.
Everyone on our ward, Matron says she's locking up now, better get back into bed quick
Oh no is Matron about?! Where's my bedpan?!! I really need to...
Oh no...
ooops..
tonitot
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Hey, theyre not my fences! The Jonijots ... She may have a similar name but I can assure you we are not the same person ....
Littlelegs
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Goodnight fence abuser! Is it just me, only when I read perfectly sensible posts I keep wanting to reply with fencing comments!
tonitot
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Littlelegs, I felt like that earlier but I didn't let myself 
Littlelegs
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Tonitot I suggest you order the entire training aid selection from railbinsons & Derby fence. Assume for every problem there is a gadget to add to your fence.
tonitot
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Thank you for the advice littlelegs! I shall have a browse through them now 
Moomin1
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Has anyone noticed how Cerys that lives in the mine has disappeared?! I bet she doesn't even live in a Jam Butty Mine at all - she's a troll!! She must live in a cave and is just trying to big herself up saying she actually owns a whole mine!
Littlelegs
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Yes must be a troll. I suggest we find every thread she's posted on & disagree with whatever she's said. Bet she is really of no fixed abode & tethers her fences.
piebaldsparkle
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I have be tethering posts for years - Is there a problem with that then?
Beausmate
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I've just bought a top class Ornamental Palisade Fence and I'm showing it at the Fence Enthusiasts National Championship Event. So there
You did know that tethering is cruel, didn't you? They can pull out of the ground and everything! Honestly, such amateurs!
You did know that tethering is cruel, didn't you? They can pull out of the ground and everything! Honestly, such amateurs!
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piebaldsparkle
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They are regularly moved (from one side the carriageway to the other) and watered daily. You know nothing.
OldNag
Wasting my time successfully....
You should see some of the ones on dragonfencing.com. Some of those poor posts have been varnished terribly young, but the owners seem proud of it. They aren't racing posts, mind, mostly cob fences... which as we all know are much, much slower than racing posts... (and no one would ever want to own a cob fence....
)muffinmunsh
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And there was me thinking somebody has a revolutionary new way to plait an unruly tail! Doah! ;-)
tonitot
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I work with racing posts..
Just thought I'd mention it.
Just thought I'd mention it.
Beausmate
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Must be a right pain having to keep them looking so white.
Ollie's Mum
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I've just bought a top class Ornamental Palisade Fence and I'm showing it at the Fence Enthusiasts National Championship Event. So there
Always someone showing off. I could have gone there with my fence if I'd wanted to.
Beausmate
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No you couldn't, your fence is far too unruly! Bet you don't even have you rails on the correct side.
Ceris Comet
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I DO own the whole mine so there.
And I've got a secure ,well cared for fence around it so you lot cant get in it
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Ollie's Mum
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No you couldn't, your fence is far too unruly! Bet you don't even have you rails on the correct side.
Anyway I didn't want to take my fence there. There's illegal use of creosote goes on behind the scenes and people threaten the fences with hammers before they take them in the ring
Ceris Comet
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I do not so
Yes you do
No I don't
Yes you do
No I don't
Yes you do
No I don't
Yes you do
No I don't
Matron !!!!!!!!
Nasty ladies scaring me !!
Littlelegs
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The fence enthusiasts championships are for namby pamby prancy show offs, with unhealthy weight fences. However doing badmendrail fence trials as I do is something you should aspire to. No prancing about doing inhand rail classes for me!
Ceris Comet
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tonitot
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Cant quote on my phone but Beausmate, it is hard keeping the racing posts white because of the inconsiderate horses that kick sand all up them
Cinnamontoast
Fais pas chier!
When I closed the gate yesterday, the whole lock mechanism fell off the fence post. Have I nailed it too young? 
Littlelegs
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That's a very common novice problem cinnamon toast. You simply fasten it in place with a flash fence band, you need to show it who's boss. I also suggest you smack it under its bolt with electric tape.