Meowy Catkin
Meow!
Well I'm a little cat and I failed my mouse catching exam as I caught a caterpillar insead (even though it was a good one - elephant hawk moth). 
Tension in Dressage
- Thread starter Melodra
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JFTDWS
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True - but I'm also too lazy to build a bridge in my living room, so that I can jump off it without missing any of my daytime TV...
So at least I'm winning at something.
So at least I'm winning at something.
Snitch
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Is your cat wearing a headscarf? I love it!Well I'm a little cat and I failed my mouse catching exam as I caught a caterpillar insead (even though it was a good one - elephant hawk moth).
Snitch
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You’re winning at wearing a humorous headscarf, my love.
JFTDWS
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Not many people can pull it off, but..
Snitch
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Can I just point out that not one person has ‘liked’ my matching lipstick..... bitchy and no need for it tbh.
And before anyone starts being bitchy about my tash, I’ve asked for a no no no no no no for Christmas!
And before anyone starts being bitchy about my tash, I’ve asked for a no no no no no no for Christmas!
paddi22
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i think i tracked down video from the day and found the kicking opponent who beat the Op
. In fairness, thats a lot of kicking
. In fairness, thats a lot of kicking
tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
Oh my..... a judges' dream 
Tense, relaxed AND kickalong!
Bingo?
Tense, relaxed AND kickalong!
Bingo?
PapaverFollis
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That video is almost as bonkers as this thread.
Almost.
Almost.
ester
Not slacking multitasking
Good lord
Ermm who’s getting sacked?
Sorry re badges am poorly Ester was in bed by 6.30
Ermm who’s getting sacked?
Sorry re badges am poorly Ester was in bed by 6.30
Snitch
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FestiveG is getting sacked, apparently. Or maybe she’ll just do the decent thing and resign!Good lord
Ermm who’s getting sacked?
Sorry re badges am poorly Ester was in bed by 6.30
Feel better soon, Ester!
Quadro
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3 days this thread has taken me to read😂
That is all!
That is all!
JFTDWS
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And wasn't it time well spent?!
milliepops
Wears headscarf aggressively
to round it all off, I suggest any headscarf members, prospective members or supporters club members search "helen ingham spat my brew out" on facebook for a rousing singalong that sums it all up beautifully. NSFW!!!
(Pm me for the link if you can't find it)
(Pm me for the link if you can't find it)
JFTDWS
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Epic! I wondered if the OP had gotten confused between DRESSAGE and BARREL RACING, and accidentally watched the wrong ring, and wondered why her opponents were being kicked along, and so, so downhill...
(eta: this is not what I consider nice. Obviously!)
Quadro
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Well it did help me have a good sleep at the begining. The bullying stuff just made me laugh. Sure that will make me some akin to a child snatcher
Bernster
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Paddi what the hell did I just watch??
Meowy Catkin
Meow!
I'd love a gaited horse. 
That reminds me, does anyone else remember the crazy thread about that Paso Fino showing off its natural moves and how terribly cruel it was to 'make' a horse move that way? Ahhh, happy days!
That reminds me, does anyone else remember the crazy thread about that Paso Fino showing off its natural moves and how terribly cruel it was to 'make' a horse move that way? Ahhh, happy days!
DabDab
Thinks the luddites had a point...
I'd love a gaited horse.
That reminds me, does anyone else remember the crazy thread about that Paso Fino showing off its natural moves and how terribly cruel it was to 'make' a horse move that way? Ahhh, happy days!
Yes! Though I'm not sure if the one I'm thinking of was predated by another, because I remember reading it thinking the discussion seemed like it had picked up from another.
Meowy Catkin
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IIRC, the original poster of the original Paso thread kindly fanned the flames by stating that the extra gaits 'were as natural as Big Lick' or something along those lines. 
DabDab
Thinks the luddites had a point...
IIRC, the original poster of the original Paso thread kindly fanned the flames by stating that the extra gaits 'were as natural as Big Lick' or something along those lines.
Yep, that's the one I was thinking of ðŸ˜
https://forums.horseandhound.co.uk/threads/surely-this-isnt-right.706663/
Meowy Catkin
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The vid from that old thread looks so tame now that I've seen Paddi's T-Rex and giant football one!
blitznbobs
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Well I for one think the T. rex costume is cruel - which nasty bully made the human wear it?The vid from that old thread looks so tame now that I've seen Paddi's T-Rex and giant football one!
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Meowy Catkin
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LOL!
Goldenstar
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It would be the horse , it’s legs are moving fast because it’s laughing so much
Leo Walker
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I am literally only posting in the hope that I am accused of being in a clique with Cortez and MP
I'm just here to be accused of bullying. I reckon if they accuse me and Aus, they've got a full house
Er, now come on! We all know who they like to scream bully at the most!
Just waiting for Applecart to pop up now. She loves this sort of thing!No, no confusion at all, I'm happy with my surmising ta.
Mrs J, OP and you, all on the same IP address
Oh, I actually think I love you Furry. Please can I be in your clique?
Sorry I'm late to this thread. I had eleventy hundred PMs to go through all telling me the OP was a massive bully and was scaring away new posters
paddi22
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Yep, how and where do we join this clique?? what are the membership requirements?? If it's based on this thread then it seems to just be a basic understanding of prelim dressage judging.
Is the cost of clique membership expensive and do we have to renew it each year? Do you pay extra to recieve private pms?
Is the cost of clique membership expensive and do we have to renew it each year? Do you pay extra to recieve private pms?
Snitch
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Headscarf, paddi. It’s all about the headscarf. It’s FREE!!!
paddi22
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ha!! amazing!
Snitch
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You’re in!! Obviously.