Mickeymoo
Well-Known Member
lol, brill post, but you forgot to mention the 'why do people dislike parelli' post. I noticed that was on the rounds again.
Q: How do I get maximum attention on the forum?
A: Post frequently. Always make sure to bump your own posts, repeatedly. Have your horse, or a friend's horse or a livery's horse get an interesting condition and ask lots of questions. Then parrot back any information gained to ensure you are now seen as the expert on that condition. Not many people will notice that when you make a statement and one of the people who does know what they're talking about contradicts you you immediately change your stance - or blame a typo. Get involved in an argument or two, declaring it as fun. If all else fails get an interesting condition yourself, or arrange for a family member or friend to get one to explain any possible unpleasantness in your previous posts and ensure you get all the soothing vibes and attention you could possibly need.
FinalFurlong that's v naughty! *snort!*
Q- opinions please.
A- yes you are right. Anyone who offers a different opinion is a judgemental bully.
Q- opinions please.
A- yes you are right. Anyone who offers a different opinion is a judgemental bully.
Another "like" .
What about...
Q: my horse bolts everytime I get on him, he is in an eggbut snaffle. Should I change to a pelhem/waterford/Dutch gag? Sometimes I cannot stop for hours.
A: you horse is not bolting, he is tanking. If he bolted he would run straight into something, probably killing you both. I advise PTS, or walk around the school till you can walk everywhere, DO NOT OVERBIT.
not too far off the truth
Not a question but:
Ask a stupid question that is pretty much a welfare case , get stick for it so invent fake accounts that agree with OP and make them out to be gods gift
What about if you disagree with the mob of angry 'ladies' and then get accused of being a troll/ fake?!
Haha littlelegs can't quote but that's hilarious!!
And FinalFurlong, no, I think you can be let off, pahahahaha! On the street with all the needles and drunks!
What about if you disagree with the mob of angry 'ladies' and then get accused of being a troll/ fake?!
Oh and when you say you can prove you are not a duplicate of another poster you get ignored!
Yes Emilieu! Especially as one poster said 'the ones who can tuck their vest into their jods'!
Tessybear no need to lighten up! Post wasn't aimed at you!!